Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Shirt that says "CHOCKING HAZARD" but it points to my hands 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Maybe Ill play Disco Elysium once Im okay with what happened 001
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I love gays because we have so much in common; I love men too 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I love lesbians because we have so much in common; I love women too 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Do you guys think if they didnt kill him the day before Charlie Kirk could have stopped 9/11 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trans lesbian woman: That'll be $16.45 Cis Straight Man: Okay *in line behind them* Genderfluid Child: Mom, can I get a butterfinger? Cis Bisexual woman: No, you'll spoil your appetite 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Anytime I post on here, its like my brain does a cascade through neurons on what to post, because I have a primal desire to post for whatever reason 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Do you have a cigarette? Huh? No, I didnt start smoking, but my fursona did 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 21/08/2026@machinot.com @everydaylouie.bsky.social You ever listen to ween 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Im on a see dollar diet I see dollar, I eat dollar Computer, post xeet 1162
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 01/08/2026"You know, if you think about it, a hot dog is really a sand-" I dont let him finish, I have already blown his shit shmoove off 000
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Why do they call it pussy when you hot eat the pussy of put in the pussy 0186
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Eating pussy doesn't make sense, because its still there after you "eat" it. Really, its more like smoking a vape, they should call it ripping a pussy. Speaking of smoking, a woman with good dick is better than a woman with good pussy. 020
Reposted by Jake the Man// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 16/07/2025this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025 147165276851
Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I stopped using bluesky a lot, but I didn't go back to Twitter. Because I don't surrender to Nazis 010
Reposted by Jake the ManRiverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 03/05/2025new gender neutral greeting just dropped 136123062701
Reposted by Jake the ManCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Max is really going with 'Hits Different' as their new slogan? Get the fuck out of here. Remember when McDonald's tried to use modern slang and they invented the guy who fucks a cheeseburger 22781971049
Reposted by Jake the ManLolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 03/05/2025I wish there was an app where … I can’t. I don’t have it in me anymore. I’m so tired. I want it to be over 442320
Reposted by Jake the Manjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/05/2025seems kind of weird that the vice president of the united states is openly supportive of german neo-nazis! 25288411704
Reposted by Jake the ManIcy 🔞 @iseenudepeople.com · 03/05/2025It’s true!! Those “Share & Save” links are a lifesaver 015741
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Reposted by Jake the ManSocial Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 29/04/2025Fortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant family popular.info/p/fortune-50...popular.infoFortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant familyOn March 4, Clay Jackson, an attorney in the Dallas area, was at a gas station near his home when the attendant asked if he would help a local immigrant family. 3314114
Reposted by Jake the Mancatistory @catistory.bsky.social · 29/04/2025In 1967, a tense rescue took place in Amsterdam, where an onlooker used a net to save a cat that had fallen into a canal. Despite his efforts, another bystander eventually had to climb down to safely retrieve the soaked feline. In the final photo, the cat is reunited with its relieved owner. 857097
Reposted by Jake the ManDan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 27/04/2025FUCK OFF YOU ARSEHOLES. There is only so much professionalism, particular as a non-binary, autistic, individual, I can muster at the moment. Stop treating us as if we are "broken" as if we are "wrong". How hard is it to accept us as us? I want to cry at the way we are talked about. 1142723759
Reposted by Jake the ManAmazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Get this: she's a Democrat 22873293
Reposted by Jake the Mandepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/04/2025I get so curious about random forgotten wikipedia contributors. Like this person with a Long Island IP address who spent one night writing existential musings about love and nothingness then didn't edit again until ten years later when they changed "protein bar" to "suuuuuuck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiick" 371468
Reposted by Jake the ManyuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 05/04/2025singlehandedly displayed how to shut down bad faith debate 101289400
Reposted by Jake the ManKall @highlandkall.bsky.social · 26/04/2025 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 happen faster 🕯 please 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 646177
Reposted by Jake the ManRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/04/2025an entire people is being deliberately starved to death 3742981872
Reposted by Jake the ManMicah @rincewind.run · 22/04/2025Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here fuck everyone involved with this decisiontranslifeline.orgHome - Trans LifelineRadicalcommunity care Trans Lifeline provides trans peer support for our community that’s been divested from police since day one. We’re run by and for 5542732656
Reposted by Jake the ManTheZygonPerversion @perfectlyadequate.bsky.social · 23/04/2025watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social 441620154
Reposted by Jake the ManMore Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 21/04/2025This is a disgraceful thing to publish. 3064386635
Reposted by Jake the ManAXEL LYCAN »» FC2027 @axellycan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025There's no putting that toothpaste back in the tube, buddy. You unmasked in front of the entire world, we have the footage of your gameplay, we've all seen the cybertruck, we know about your child compound, we know just how dumb you really are. 821653
Reposted by Jake the ManK. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I have never in my life heard more open discussion about assassinating American politicians. High school teachers, waitresses, pharmacists, bank tellers, bartenders. Everybody’s saying it. 2044093531
Reposted by Jake the ManColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/04/2025travis touchdown: -so yeah obviously toriel is fuck AND marry material, which- are you listening to me. henry cooldown: i don't play video games, travis. henry: except tetris occasionally, i guess. do you have opinions on which tetris block you'd fuck? travis: yeah. henry: god i hate you. 81050357
Reposted by Jake the ManWin98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 26/10/2024Pirate old games 622345949
Reposted by Jake the ManChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/04/2025This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!! 16728589520068
Reposted by Jake the ManThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2025Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face 741784143
Reposted by Jake the ManMeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/04/2025This is some sick shit 51494026610452