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Jake the Man

@jaketheman1865.bsky.social
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www.tiktok.com/@jaketheman1865?_t=8… Part time internet clown Living in case things get better

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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shirt that says "CHOCKING HAZARD" but it points to my hands
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe Ill play Disco Elysium once Im okay with what happened
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love gays because we have so much in common; I love men too
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love lesbians because we have so much in common; I love women too
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Do you guys think if they didnt kill him the day before Charlie Kirk could have stopped 9/11
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trans lesbian woman: That'll be $16.45 Cis Straight Man: Okay *in line behind them* Genderfluid Child: Mom, can I get a butterfinger? Cis Bisexual woman: No, you'll spoil your appetite
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Anytime I post on here, its like my brain does a cascade through neurons on what to post, because I have a primal desire to post for whatever reason
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Do you have a cigarette? Huh? No, I didnt start smoking, but my fursona did
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Kall @highlandkall.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@machinot.com @everydaylouie.bsky.social You ever listen to ween
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Im on a see dollar diet I see dollar, I eat dollar Computer, post xeet
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"You know, if you think about it, a hot dog is really a sand-" I dont let him finish, I have already blown his shit shmoove off
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Why do they call it pussy when you hot eat the pussy of put in the pussy
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Eating pussy doesn't make sense, because its still there after you "eat" it. Really, its more like smoking a vape, they should call it ripping a pussy. Speaking of smoking, a woman with good dick is better than a woman with good pussy.
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Darrell Z. Grizzle @dzgrizzle.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Lee J. Carter
@carterforva 
The history of Nazis holding rallies in left-wing areas of Weimar Germany, instigating street fights, and then telling the press that only they could save Germany from the "violent communists" seems like an important thing for people to be studying right now.
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// ꌗ꓄ꋬꉧ // @staxdeadempress.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025
guy handing money to JK Rowling

"K*ll every trans person" - JKR

"I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy
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noodle @noodleawesome.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I stopped using bluesky a lot, but I didn't go back to Twitter. Because I don't surrender to Nazis
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
new gender neutral greeting just dropped
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Max is really going with 'Hits Different' as their new slogan? Get the fuck out of here. Remember when McDonald's tried to use modern slang and they invented the guy who fucks a cheeseburger
Double cheeseburger I'd hit it
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Lolo @loloverruled.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I wish there was an app where … I can’t. I don’t have it in me anymore. I’m so tired. I want it to be over
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/05/2025
seems kind of weird that the vice president of the united states is openly supportive of german neo-nazis!
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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Icy 🔞 @iseenudepeople.com · 03/05/2025
It’s true!! Those “Share & Save” links are a lifesaver
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Jake the Man @jaketheman1865.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Yea I'm into NFTs Nice Fuckin Titties
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Kall @highlandkall.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Social Media Lab @socialmedialab.ca · 29/04/2025
Fortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant family popular.info/p/fortune-50...
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Fortune 500 company abruptly fires lawyer who helped immigrant family
On March 4, Clay Jackson, an attorney in the Dallas area, was at a gas station near his home when the attendant asked if he would help a local immigrant family.
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catistory @catistory.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
In 1967, a tense rescue took place in Amsterdam, where an onlooker used a net to save a cat that had fallen into a canal. Despite his efforts, another bystander eventually had to climb down to safely retrieve the soaked feline. In the final photo, the cat is reunited with its relieved owner.
A man climbs down a ladder into a canal to save a cat that is holding onto the side of the canalA man stand holding a net, while another man holds a wet catA man holds a box with a cat in it. The cat appears upset.A woman holds a wet cat
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Dan Sohege @danielsohege.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
FUCK OFF YOU ARSEHOLES. There is only so much professionalism, particular as a non-binary, autistic, individual, I can muster at the moment. Stop treating us as if we are "broken" as if we are "wrong". How hard is it to accept us as us? I want to cry at the way we are talked about.
NHS to test all 'trans' children for autism

Every child referred to a gender clinic will be screened under new guidance following Cass Review

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Michael Searles

Health Correspondent

27 April 2025 4:02pm BST

The NHS will test all children who believe they are transgender for autism under new plans seen by The Telegraph.

Every child referred to a gender clinic will be "screened for neurodevelopmental conditions" such as autism and ADHD under new guidance, to be introduced in the wake of the Cass review.
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Amazon Piss Jugs @amazonpissjugs.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Get this: she's a Democrat
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Dana Michelle Nessel[1] (born April 19, 1969) is a American politician and lawyer, serving as the 54th attorney general of Michigan since January 2019. She is a member of the Democratic Party.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
I get so curious about random forgotten wikipedia contributors. Like this person with a Long Island IP address who spent one night writing existential musings about love and nothingness then didn't edit again until ten years later when they changed "protein bar" to "suuuuuuck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiick"
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
singlehandedly displayed how to shut down bad faith debate
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Kall @highlandkall.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 happen faster 🕯 please 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
an entire people is being deliberately starved to death
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Micah @rincewind.run · 22/04/2025
Trans Lifeline is a good place to direct resources if you’re looking to help here fuck everyone involved with this decision
translifeline.org
Home - Trans Lifeline
Radicalcommunity care Trans Lifeline provides trans peer support for our community that’s been divested from police since day one. We’re run by and for
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TheZygonPerversion @perfectlyadequate.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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More Perfect Union @moreperfectunion.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
This is a disgraceful thing to publish.
Wall Street journal opinion headline: Do food stamps make people fat?
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AXEL LYCAN »» FC2027 @axellycan.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
There's no putting that toothpaste back in the tube, buddy. You unmasked in front of the entire world, we have the footage of your gameplay, we've all seen the cybertruck, we know about your child compound, we know just how dumb you really are.
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Machinot @machinot.com · 22/04/2025
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
I have never in my life heard more open discussion about assassinating American politicians. High school teachers, waitresses, pharmacists, bank tellers, bartenders. Everybody’s saying it.
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Mina @snooch.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
part 2, peembo's revenge
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
travis touchdown: -so yeah obviously toriel is fuck AND marry material, which- are you listening to me. henry cooldown: i don't play video games, travis. henry: except tetris occasionally, i guess. do you have opinions on which tetris block you'd fuck? travis: yeah. henry: god i hate you.
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Win98 SPOOKY support @win98tech.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
Pirate old games
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
This is an obvious point, but cannot overstated. There is an enormous difference between deporting someone - where they get off a plane as a free citizen in their home country AND FUNNELING THEM INTO A BRUTAL PRISON FROM WHICH THEY HAVE NO CHANCE OF EVER EMERGING!!!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/04/2025
Video Game Consists Solely Of Shooting People In Face
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 18/04/2025
This is some sick shit
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