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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

@jakethedogg.bsky.social
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“Oh, these aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory… a BOMB factory. They’re bombs.” 🥧

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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyways if Kiah isn't first team all defense I'm gonna talk a lot on the internet about fighting media members
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Magnus Lehnsherr @i-magnus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Rim protector Kaitlyn Chen blocked more shots than A'ja Wilson in Game 1. #WNBA #GSV #Valkyries
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Jose Carlos Fajardo @fuzyjoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Golden State Valkyries' Aminata Gueye (31) celebrates with teammate Kaitlyn Chen (2) after Gueye made the basket and got the foul in the third quarter of Game 1 of the WNBA Semifinals at Chase Center in San Francisco, Calif., on Sunday, Oct. 4, 2026. #valkyries #wnba
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Kaila “Face Card” Charles! 😤🥰 lol #GSV #WNBA
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bump :’) lol #Valkyries #Aces #WNBA
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
VB Chen Carla Tip Gabby Justė Kai Ja KT LA Kiah Ili
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bump :’) lol #Valkyries #Aces #WNBA
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kiah Stokes w 7 boards in the 1st q 👀😤 #Valkyries #Aces #WNBA
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Magnus Lehnsherr @i-magnus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The #Valkyries aren't where they are without Kaila Charles. #GSV #Ballhalla
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Great, fun win tn obviously, but I really hope in all of the excitement someone manages to convince Coach Nat to go to the hospital :/ #Valkyries #WNBA
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
GABBY WILLIAMS IS A GODDAMN SUPERSTAR
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gabby Williams three and Kaitlyn Chen goes nuts on the bench! Golden State Valkyries on a 14-2 run #WNBA
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
what was the point of this whole (VERY SUCCESSFUL) experiment if you were just gonna throw it away and follow conventional wisdom in the playoffs? Are you having fun playing tike everyone else? Is it working out for you??
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I LOVE KAILA CHARLES :’)<3 #Valkyries #Wings #WNBA
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I would take a bullet for Tiffany Hayes :’) lol #Valkyries #Wings #WNBA
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was doing a burrowing owl survey during the game tn for work so I had to listen to the radio broadcast and i gotta say, a) Kevin Danna is good ah at his job, and b) feeling v intense playoffs hoops OT energy while also sitting in dead silence in the middle of the desert felt crazy 😭 #Valks #WNBA
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HERbron James 🐐 @meekayelah.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Found it. 🙂‍↔️ #wnba
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Danielle H @danielleceltics.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gabby Williams shouts out Too $hort at the end of her postgame interview #WNBA
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#Valkyries #Wings #WNBA 😭
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I felt like a little kid trying to fall asleep on Christmas Eve last night bc I’m am SO excited for playoff basketball today :’) lol #WNBA
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
KAITLYN CHEN IS THE REAL “CAITLIN” 😤 #Valkyries #Tempo #WNBA
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This game is stressing me out more than I expected it to 😭 #Valkyries #Sparks #WNBA
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becky hammon’s crucifix @real-point-god.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This calls for wisdom. Let the one who understands calculate the beast’s number, for it is the number of the Children of the Corn. The number is 666. -The numerology of the Indiana Fever’s regular season finishes in the last three years as laid out Revelation 13:18 #WNBA 🌽
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a very good chance I cry at the first “thank you/goodbye” video they play for Nneka tn 😩😭 #Valkyries #Sparks #WNBA
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if they kill trans people they'll kill you too
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You could run these sorts of calculations for every moment of conflict in every war man ever started (and you should) and what you'd find is a second war running beneath the first one, fought entirely by civilians, against an enemy that has no name.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
In June I did a calculation of the downstream environmental and harm of a strike on a refinery like this, and I’ll repost it here: The Moscow Oil Refinery processes 12M tonnes of crude a year, ≈ 240,000 barrels a day. It's in a residential area, with people living within 500m of the tanks.
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love Kaila Charles :’)<3 #Valkyries #Fire #WNBA
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/09/2026
“Like, one day he’s going around introducing himself, and the next he’s got everybody on prayer rugs and Dean [Wade] is changing his locker nameplate to ‘Dean X’—really wasn’t expecting that.” — Mike Gansey, Sixers president of basketball operations
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Sixers Front Office Startled By How Quickly Jaylen Brown Converted Rest Of Team To Islam
PHILADELPHIA—Admitting they had not expected the star forward to have such an immediate impact on the team, Philadelphia 76ers officials told reporters Monday they were taken aback by how quickly Jayl...
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I love Rhyne Howard :’) #Dream #Lynx #WNBA
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Jordan Maison @jordanmaison.com · 29/08/2026
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This is a BAD take. If you’re (not “your”) a “true & dedicated WNBA journalist” you absolutely SHOULD be writing & posting about the “off-court” things. EVERYONE should point out and denounce bigotry every time it happens. We should know by now that just ignoring the assholes NEVER makes them stop.
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Marisa Ingemi @mingemi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Veronica Burton just had an assist so sick that two people fell over and NY called timeout
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Daniel Thompson @dr-thompson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
13 assists with ZERO turnovers is CRAZY work. Veronica Burton is putting on a point guard masterclass tonight.
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The dopamine hit I got from that Kiah Stokes board into the assist to Tip for 3 just before the half makes me think I might have an actual hoops addiction 😭 #Valkyries #Liberty #WNBA
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
TIP BLOCKED JJ!!! 👀😤 #Valkyries #Liberty #WNBA
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You’ve got to understand the WNBA’s dilemma here: on one side are the hardcore, dedicated socially liberal fanbase who supported the league during the dark days when it was barely profitable and on the other side are the people who hate women and don’t think the WNBA should exist.
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cmitown @cmitown.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The guy who ran onto the court during the Finals to take a selfie with Wemby got banned from every NBA arena for life. There's literally no reason not to do the same to Kanter. www.usatoday.com/story/sports...
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NBA Finals fan who ran onto court for Wemby selfie arrested, banned
The NBA announced severe consequences for the fan who ran on the court during Game 1 of the NBA Finals for an apparent selfie with Victor Wembanyama.
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
posted in the lefty folk group chat
Karl Marks, the communist manifesto, Dolly Parton, 9-5
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Marisa Emi @thinkmooinc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Tip Hayes ilysm, Janelle Salaün ilysm
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Kinda seems like everyone sorta forgot that the U.S. kidnapped the president of Venezuela and he’s still locked up in Brooklyn. He’s been there for almost 9 months.
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Valerie Valkyrie @beezygrey.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
ALL OF THESE STUNTS ARE FUNDED BY RIGHT WING HATE GROUPS THEY ALWAYS HAVE BEEN. Y'ALL GOTTA STOP EXTENDING THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT TO BAD FAITH ASSHOLES WEARING "BAD FAITH ASSHOLE" SIGNS ACROSS THEIR CHESTS
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Valks eating from mid-range so far tn, just like we all expected /s lol #Valkyries #Lynx #WNBA
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Hall Monitor @jseckan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
ATL headed to the playoffs! Angel with a 30 piece! Let’s goooooooo #wnba
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Angel Reese threes
ALT: Angel Reese threes
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Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen @jakethedogg.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Angel w a casual career-high 31 points 👀 😮‍💨 That game was more fun than I was expecting :’) #Dream #Mercury #WNBA
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 23/08/2026
Anyway if you disappear for a few years yes I am going to try to marry your wife Anne Hathaway that’s not weird
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Far-right extremists & transphobes hosted by TPUSA intend to rally outside Barclays today in support of transphobic WNBC player Sophie Cunningham as her team play against the NY Liberty. A rally in support of trans joy has been called to counter against the hate rally.
Flyer which reads: Equality means inclusion. Blow bubbles! Share zines! Educate folk! Share stories! Forge allies! Express joy!

Join us and support trans joy and inclusion!
Outside Barclays Arena before the Liberty v Fever game. August 22nd, 2026 - 4:30pm to 7:30pm.

Flyer includes an image of Ellie, wearing a Liberty jersey which reads EQUALITY, silhouetted by the trans flag colors.
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