JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Algebra, Analysis, Geometry, Topology, Number Theory, and Combinatorics 020
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 12/05/2026My fingers have no business smelling like onions right now. Am I evolving? 020
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 11/05/2026If you're a pup and you want to play with a broken limb, you are wearing the cone of shame. It is not optional... Also send pics because I wanna see if it's as cute as it is in my head. #pupplay #kink 030
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 10/05/2026The anxiety you get when going command and you feel the wind on your dick but it's blowing through your (closed) zipper. 000
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"That salad rocks, the best, make it easy at your desk..." 010
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Remember furs: you can still fantasize about the O.G. Starfox and nobody can stop you. 010
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 06/05/2026When you think about it. The entirety of Star Trek is just one big enemies to lovers arc on the scale of intergalactic civilizations. 110
Reposted by JakeTheBoldEthan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 05/05/2026A limerick. Based on a true story. 44124233055
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 03/05/2026The funniest way to get killed might be to join a MtG tournament with a blue deck and every time you play a counterspell say "You activated my trap card..." 000
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Please join me and marvel at the comedy stylings of this very orange cat. 010
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Repost if you were in the shadow of divine cock. m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUb0...m.youtube.comGod's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia | Onion News NetworkYouTube video by The Onion 021
Reposted by JakeTheBoldDavid Atkinson @davidatkinsonpoet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I love how this poem moves from funny to serious I've seen this. The bar in Belfast International Airport. We heard the alarm, could smell the smoke & sat on & finished our pints. I have witnessed the second half of the poem too. It's time to pour our pints on the fire #Poetry #Poemoftheday 201215484
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Not me learning accessibility features so I can goon without touching the keyboard or mouse... 010
Reposted by JakeTheBoldkattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 30/04/2026if you have fingers, you, too, can make a haiku you’ll need seventeen 15365118
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Sitting down to write is way easier for me if I tell myself I'm just going to write garbage. It gets me past my editor to focus on the action. 000
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Definitely a 10 when not in public which includes sleeping as long as I remain employed. 010
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026To learn more about queer potentialities in cisgender men, visit your local bathhouse today! 💁♂️ 000
Reposted by JakeTheBoldTofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026finished my lil hand study. probs 2-3 hour #pixelart 211806304
Reposted by JakeTheBoldMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Oh, look what I saw on the beach! 475170864793
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Here's a reminder to check the background in any pics you post. Especially if there are screens around. I've seen pups on bsky doxx themselves cause the wrong app was up on their computer screen. #pupplay #gaypup 040
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Scarlet Letter... I could *not* get Hawethorne's prose through my brain. The whole thing felt like a huge slog. Favorite was probably Great Gatsby. 010
Reposted by JakeTheBoldJakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Some people never abandon puritanism, they just apply it to a different value system. It's just easiest to find examples in leftism and atheism. 011
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Leaving this pinned post here so the first thing you see on my profile isn't a dick.... That's it.... Also here's my ref sheet. NSFW version in the replies. 120
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Can I commission someone to draw Thomas the Tank Engine 69ing JJ the Jet Plane? I don't plan to get off to it, I just want to be mean to an artist... and learn something about vehicular anatomy. 540
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 29/04/2026Can't sleep cause of muscle cramps so I ate a raw potato. Hoping it was K not Ca. 000
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 29/04/2026I just read the term "soy-based wiring" for the very first time. The fuck? 000
Reposted by JakeTheBoldLupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026I just heard about 'Life is GPS' theory and I like it. When you miss a turn the GPS doesn't judge you - it recalculates. No matter how many 'wrong' turns you make, it finds another way forward. Life works like this too. You make mistakes but your destination doesn't vanish - the route just changes 52810
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Furs like @bigmaxwolf.com are precisely why I love this fandom. Where the fuck else are people dedicated enough to single-handedly create an *entire streaming series* about something they love? #furry 1101
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Huh. It turns out if I just decide to write garbage I can get a lot drafted. 000
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 28/04/2026My hot take: nobody likes the taste of champagne. 000
Reposted by JakeTheBoldRenegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026AHH ≠ Ass AHH = Opossum 85616
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026If I had one chance to put a thought into everyone's head and have it accepted instantly I think it would be "Don't believe everything you read." 210
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I need to watch Eraserhead two more times before this trend ends so I can post it.media.tenor.coma man laying on a bed in a dark roomAlt: Eraserhead lying on his bed, picking obsessively at the sheets... 010
Reposted by JakeTheBoldJarrell the Autumn Raccoon @jarrellwoods.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Found this morning, reposting to add alt text. This is seismic, and is another way to highlight 'it's not a problem unless it happens to me' 071
Reposted by JakeTheBoldMeira Kensky @meirazk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Have learned that my fellows do not know the tiger poem so here it is for you 221810605
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Turned on low so they don't overstimulate my very sensitive skin? Doesn't sound very hot tbh 010
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026If I owned a race horse named Buttglue, do you think people would bet on him for the novelty? 010
Reposted by JakeTheBoldKrowely @krowely.bsky.social · 26/04/2026youtube.com/shorts/XTRcr...youtube.comOne of the biggest news in modern history and we've almost entirely moved on with no resolutionYouTube video by Peter Zezas 011
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Texting memes to family while having nudes in your phone is like playing Minesweeper. 010
JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 26/04/2026My bone is so soft this morning. Can't keep my hands off it. #nsfw #dick 250