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JakeTheBold

@jakethebold.bsky.social
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he/him | gay | pup | furry | nudist | cynical af ADHD | NSFW | taken | open | 🔞 Minors DNI First reply of many furry posts sorry not sorry. <3

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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Algebra, Analysis, Geometry, Topology, Number Theory, and Combinatorics
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
My fingers have no business smelling like onions right now. Am I evolving?
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If you're a pup and you want to play with a broken limb, you are wearing the cone of shame. It is not optional... Also send pics because I wanna see if it's as cute as it is in my head. #pupplay #kink
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The anxiety you get when going command and you feel the wind on your dick but it's blowing through your (closed) zipper.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"That salad rocks, the best, make it easy at your desk..."
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Remember furs: you can still fantasize about the O.G. Starfox and nobody can stop you.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
When you think about it. The entirety of Star Trek is just one big enemies to lovers arc on the scale of intergalactic civilizations.
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Ethan M. Aldridge @ethanmaldridge.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
A limerick. Based on a true story.
A drawing of my as my little troll avatar, working on comics at my desk. The limerick reads "There once was a man who drew comics, because art is one of life's tonics. He continued to draw in spite of the flaw that the practice was bad economics."
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Ewoks are cubs.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just straight boys doing straight things...
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I might need to redecorate....
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The funniest way to get killed might be to join a MtG tournament with a blue deck and every time you play a counterspell say "You activated my trap card..."
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Please join me and marvel at the comedy stylings of this very orange cat.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Repost if you were in the shadow of divine cock. m.youtube.com/watch?v=qUb0...
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God's Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia | Onion News Network
YouTube video by The Onion
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David Atkinson @davidatkinsonpoet.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I love how this poem moves from funny to serious I've seen this. The bar in Belfast International Airport. We heard the alarm, could smell the smoke & sat on & finished our pints. I have witnessed the second half of the poem too. It's time to pour our pints on the fire #Poetry #Poemoftheday
Poem - 'The Problem with Early Warnings' by Charles Rafferty
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Not me learning accessibility features so I can goon without touching the keyboard or mouse...
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
if you have fingers, you, too, can make a haiku you’ll need seventeen
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sitting down to write is way easier for me if I tell myself I'm just going to write garbage. It gets me past my editor to focus on the action.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Definitely a 10 when not in public which includes sleeping as long as I remain employed.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
To learn more about queer potentialities in cisgender men, visit your local bathhouse today! 💁‍♂️
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Tofu @tofupixel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
finished my lil hand study. probs 2-3 hour #pixelart
pixel art of a white person's hand with bluish-grey shadows and yellow-orange highlights
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Donut IRL @irldonut.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
me
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Oh, look what I saw on the beach!
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Here's a reminder to check the background in any pics you post. Especially if there are screens around. I've seen pups on bsky doxx themselves cause the wrong app was up on their computer screen. #pupplay #gaypup
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Scarlet Letter... I could *not* get Hawethorne's prose through my brain. The whole thing felt like a huge slog. Favorite was probably Great Gatsby.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Some people never abandon puritanism, they just apply it to a different value system. It's just easiest to find examples in leftism and atheism.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Leaving this pinned post here so the first thing you see on my profile isn't a dick.... That's it.... Also here's my ref sheet. NSFW version in the replies.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Can I commission someone to draw Thomas the Tank Engine 69ing JJ the Jet Plane? I don't plan to get off to it, I just want to be mean to an artist... and learn something about vehicular anatomy.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
We really don't deserve Jeff Goldblum.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Can't sleep cause of muscle cramps so I ate a raw potato. Hoping it was K not Ca.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I just read the term "soy-based wiring" for the very first time. The fuck?
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Guys what happened to being cartoons?
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I just heard about 'Life is GPS' theory and I like it. When you miss a turn the GPS doesn't judge you - it recalculates. No matter how many 'wrong' turns you make, it finds another way forward. Life works like this too. You make mistakes but your destination doesn't vanish - the route just changes
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Furs like @bigmaxwolf.com are precisely why I love this fandom. Where the fuck else are people dedicated enough to single-handedly create an *entire streaming series* about something they love? #furry
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Huh. It turns out if I just decide to write garbage I can get a lot drafted.
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
My hot take: nobody likes the taste of champagne.
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Renegade Kangaroo @renegadekangaroo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
AHH ≠ Ass AHH = Opossum
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
0 Can someone come haul my grass away?
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Achai @achai.bark.how · 27/04/2026
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If I had one chance to put a thought into everyone's head and have it accepted instantly I think it would be "Don't believe everything you read."
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I need to watch Eraserhead two more times before this trend ends so I can post it.
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a man laying on a bed in a dark room
Alt: Eraserhead lying on his bed, picking obsessively at the sheets...
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Heirarchy
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Jarrell the Autumn Raccoon @jarrellwoods.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Found this morning, reposting to add alt text. This is seismic, and is another way to highlight 'it's not a problem unless it happens to me'
Rev. Benjamin Cremer, X.com, @Brcremer
"I just can't imagine wanting an entire secure ballroom for one man and not wanting gun reform for every child in America."
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Meira Kensky @meirazk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Have learned that my fellows do not know the tiger poem so here it is for you
One of the best poems ever
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Turned on low so they don't overstimulate my very sensitive skin? Doesn't sound very hot tbh
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
If I owned a race horse named Buttglue, do you think people would bet on him for the novelty?
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Krowely @krowely.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
youtube.com/shorts/XTRcr...
youtube.com
One of the biggest news in modern history and we've almost entirely moved on with no resolution
YouTube video by Peter Zezas
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Texting memes to family while having nudes in your phone is like playing Minesweeper.
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lettuce @lettuce.blue · 26/04/2026
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JakeTheBold @jakethebold.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My bone is so soft this morning. Can't keep my hands off it. #nsfw #dick
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