Reposted by Jake (Real)matt @mferench.bsky.social · 19hshoutout to the insane turn the new york times article about this game takes 265
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I feel insane because I want to be a more free range parent but drivers keep me up at night. 100
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Yep I know it well as a frequent Bx7 rider. Completely reckless, what else is new with these idiots 000
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If we're going to trust you with deadly force (HUGE IF) it should be incumbent upon you to wield it with extreme care. "I was scared" is not en excuse to put someone in lethal danger! 130
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Remarkable how their success coincided with his being distracted by the Sphere isn't it 010
Reposted by Jake (Real)The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment theonion.comDOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of EntertainmentWASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo... 882975729
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My kid's school is on their fifth attempt to email a PDF to parents. I'm confident it'll work this time. 020
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social maybe it's normalized for you but the sandwich shop is called Wario's and not a single Mario reference? Smh 100
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Getting lunch while the health inspector is typing his report at one of the tables.... Disconcerting 230
Reposted by Jake (Real)ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt 61116195
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every good player has their best years bought out now. You need to be good at developing your own players even if you have a lot of money! 000
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Marc I'm glad you understand why we're fully insane despite the team being good by record 230
Reposted by Jake (Real)Suss-- 🥌 @suss2hyphens.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A sports nation’s horrified eyes turn to the American League Central 25513
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026And we have our first mass-murder justifying response received, man I love the nuclear block 120
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If I'm Ben Collins she's gone today, this is just straight up bigotry and genocidal rhetoric 290
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This shit sucks and boils down to wanting blood for the blood god. Guessing they cheered on the attempted mass murder on the plane last week too. 3192
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comUno Reverse Card ColorsALT: Uno Reverse Card Colors 010
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026They were called "starting pitchers" and they were expected to throw six or seven innings on a good day 082
Reposted by Jake (Real)foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train 394628789
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Another W for millennials, the only normal generation 1180
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026foulterritoryshop.com/products/cel...foulterritoryshop.comCelibate for SeanApparently he does have a family. No girlfriend, though. The White Sox have his back. 000
Reposted by Jake (Real)Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026A tough day at the Axios HR department 261306126
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The Mars colony season of FAM just killed my interest, like they should have killed Ed 110
Jake (Real) @jakemhs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Might take the QO which I'd be OK with but man he can be exhausting 100
