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Jake L

@jakelupardus.bsky.social
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Anti-MAGA. Former KC resident. World Traveler, dog lover, tv junkie. Royals/Chiefs/Jayhawks fan. Probably listening to AltNation. My kink is karma📍Houston, TX

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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haha our nephew was just named Homecoming King at LS North!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not much good to say about the US Gov right now, but they managed to get Laura’s passport renewed and in our mailbox in 8 days! And that wasn’t even expedited.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might be witnessing a meet-cute here at the blood donation center 💕
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blood donation today 💪🏻🩸
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking asshole
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Laura Lupardus @lauralupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me: It’s been a hard day, I’ll just settle down and watch a comforting episode of feel-good TV. Ted Lasso writers: the fuck you will! 😭
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Poor Gretta has a mineral deposit at C6-C7 that’s probably causing some nerve compression based on her symptoms. Started having some hind leg hesitancy a couple months ago (chalked up to arthritis) but hasn’t gotten better. Now she’s limping/favoring one of her front legs. Sigh.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Perfection
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jfc 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hot knife/butter etc
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Goddammit now I want Gates
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Weird having only one game on our tv at noon though. I just don’t like multi view during Chiefs games.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hope this is a fun one
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Chiefs
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We don’t have to wait all damn day for the Chiefs game tomorrow. Weird.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think the most important news from history today is that it’s the 39th anniversary of the (US) release of The Princess Bride—and what better way to mark the day than remind ourselves of Cary Elwes’ story about André the Giant and the enormous, life-altering, earth-shaking fart?
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I wish this would affect how they cover the regime going forward but I don’t have high hopes.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting attacked by The Onion this morning. Oof.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gas is $3.99 a gallon here today
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Whew. On to Miami.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
🙄
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every time
Scooby doo meme with a ghost labeled Im neither left or right and Fred is about to take off the mask. Fred takes off the mask to reveal a man that says Right Winger.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone in the quotes & replies: “Yes please” 😆
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Detroit. Yikes.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Finally watched Obsession when we were flying home last weekend. Yeah. 😳
static.klipy.com
obesssion
ALT: obesssion
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Imma just take a stand in my own personal way that lets me get these greenbacks, these dolla-dolla bills...Ya know the Shape of You, it's about the shape of money."
Ed Sheeran speaks out after Macklemore was dropped from his tour for speaking out for Palestine:

“I am not complicit. I have my personal views on this devastating conflict. Just because I choose not to speak publicly, it doesn't mean I don't have them, and it doesn't mean I don't care. Nor does it mean I don't support causes in my own, personal way.”
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AJ: A Mario Bava Film @ajmacready.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
By the time I realized that every time Charlie Brown said "good grief" he was really saying "fuck me," I was feeling that shit in my bones.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Looking at at all my K9 shares in Fantasy Football @ftnfantasy.com
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
wtf was that
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Cooterdoodle @cooterdoodle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kenneth Walker
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Foxtrot Delta Tango - 8647 @hugh2d2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Walker jerseys are going to sell like mad tomorrow
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So hyped right now!!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
!!!!!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’s how you start!!!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Welcome to the league kid
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I missed football so much
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LOL Chargers
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Big yikes
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
MCO-IAH ✈️
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Cc: @jamestalarico.bsky.social Take notes
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One more room service order.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Spent enough time in the casino to earn a free (interior) cabin plus some free play if I book in the next 30 days and sail by March. And $450 per person in credit for the hot water issues.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Providing support to your family bothers him? I’d say I was shocked but nah I’m not.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We are at sea for the last two days of the trip. Back in Canaveral on Sunday morning.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 11/09/2026
"I think Black people should be able to use the same drinking fountain that white people do as long as it's safe and fair."
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