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Jake L

@jakelupardus.bsky.social
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Anti-MAGA. Former KC resident. World Traveler, dog lover, tv junkie. Royals/Chiefs/Jayhawks fan. Probably listening to AltNation. My kink is karma📍Houston, TX

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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 1h
Already made like $50 and getting rid of some things that’s been taking up space for a while!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 11h
Maybe I didn’t need the second one 🥱
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 11h
I watched the first couple of episodes on my own. Told Laura she needed to start watching so I watched again til she caught up. And yeah.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23h
If you can’t handle me when I’m depressed, you don’t deserve me when I’m vaguely sad
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13h
It’s a group of cows, maybe you’ve herd of it?
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13h
Goddammit Abdul. Stop emailing me.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13h
SALE written in black block lettering on orange poster board taped over a Harris for President yard sign
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13h
Blood orange margaritas 😋
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15h
We are having a garage sale tomorrow. Grandma would be proud.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 20h
Just got the push alert and the Scaramucci calculation was my first thought.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Girl Gagging Face
ALT: Girl Gagging Face
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It doesn’t feel like we’re only 8 days from traveling out again
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Glad they caught that before it turned out any worse
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Taking a taco tour in Puerto Vallarta while we’ll be docked there in a couple weeks. We took the same tour in 2014 so it will be interesting to see how different it will be.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m not giving my money to a social media platform to hire reporters.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Go Troy go
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Someone in my league was up 30+ with a 93% chance of winning.. and all their opponent had tonight Puka. They lost by .4.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
When he wins I’m going to frame this and hang it in the office to laugh at perpetually
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We got one! 😆
Anti Talarico mailer

Three guys made to look feminine wearing baseball jerseys that say Woke

JAMES TALARICO'S
IDEAS ARE OUT OF LEFT FIELD
X STRIKE 1: "There are many more than two biological sexes — in fact, there are six."
X STRIKE 2: Supports Men playing in Girls' sports.
X STRIKE 3: Supports taxpayer-funded sex change surgeries for children.
Woke
Woke
JAMES TALARICO: YOU'RE OUT!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Saturday trip to Costco. Pray for us.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Jake L: “I think it’s time for the US to get a new president”
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/jake...
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yep. And I think the Chiefs are probably content with Allen getting more/most of Thornton’s snaps and if Rashee’s injury isn’t too bad. Texans are allegedly offering a 2nd for MHJ 😬
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You’re not wrong. Just coming to KC is no guarantee he starts playing to potential. It may cost too much to take a chance anyway.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It probably won’t happen though.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The haters are going to be big mad if MHJ goes to the Chiefs.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Dr. Evil: Come On, Come To Me
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Pedro Pascal Shows Love with a Heartfelt Smile
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lol Cowboys
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also it’s the second time in about 6 months I’ve had an issue with missing mail (last time was a couple of weeks of held mail).. and I’ve dealt with the same person at our USPS office. She has been quick to follow up and very nice to deal with both times.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d still like to know how they opened parcel locker #1 with the key to locker #4 and what would prompt them to try opening the wrong locker anyway. The key to parcel locker #1 was in our mailbox so I assume that’s where our package was and how they got it.
Hand holding a key labeled with the number 1 in front of a post office locker labeled 4. It’s locked. Locker 1, open with the key labeled for locker 4 hanging out of the lock. Somehow the key for 4 opened locker 1.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
UPDATE: Replacement order has been shipped. BONUS: The neighbors who received the package by mistake brought it by a little while ago. 🙃
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s been a while so I placed another Swedish Candy Store order today. They got me with their Halloween email 😆
Swedish Candy Store order summary 

Order summary
Dave & Jon's Passion Fruit
1
Sour Passion Fruit Skulls
125g (4.4oz)
Sour Grape Skulls
250g (8.8oz)
2
foll
Polly Rod
Polly Original
SNACKS
Dumle Snacks
FERRARI
Ferrari Original
FERRARI
Ferrari Raspberry Sour
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anyone have this on their 2026 bingo card?
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WNBA @wnba.com · 08/10/2026
SHE IS THE STANDARD. 🏆 A record-extending FIVE Kia MVP awards for No.22! A'ja Wilson becomes the FIRST PLAYER in WNBA history to win MVP in three consecutive seasons, adding another milestone to an already unmatched resume. #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sir!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The post office lost my order from Portland Coffee Roasters. Hope the neighbor (or USPS worker) who got it and kept it enjoys their 100 pods of French Roast 😒
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Like when cruise lines give complimentary bridge tours if you’ve had a problem during the sailing 🤦🏼‍♂️
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Falcons by 50 this Sunday night
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ballgame!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Priest Holmes flashbacks
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chiefs
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Pedro Pascal Shows Love with a Heartfelt Smile
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That’s how you respond to an injury like that!!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She had a better day but she’s still having a lot of trouble with her hind legs. She’s always been pretty vocal so it’s hard to tell when she’s vocalizing pain or just wants attention. Neuro can’t see her for a month but if I take her to their ER they will consult with Neuro until then.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Haha our nephew was just named Homecoming King at LS North!
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not much good to say about the US Gov right now, but they managed to get Laura’s passport renewed and in our mailbox in 8 days! And that wasn’t even expedited.
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Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Might be witnessing a meet-cute here at the blood donation center 💕
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