Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 1hAlready made like $50 and getting rid of some things that’s been taking up space for a while! 000 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 11hI watched the first couple of episodes on my own. Told Laura she needed to start watching so I watched again til she caught up. And yeah. 110 0
Reposted by Jake LSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 23hIf you can’t handle me when I’m depressed, you don’t deserve me when I’m vaguely sad 1426133 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15hWe are having a garage sale tomorrow. Grandma would be proud. 110 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 20hJust got the push alert and the Scaramucci calculation was my first thought. 000 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026static.klipy.comGirl Gagging FaceALT: Girl Gagging Face 010 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026It doesn’t feel like we’re only 8 days from traveling out again 000 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Glad they caught that before it turned out any worse 010 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Taking a taco tour in Puerto Vallarta while we’ll be docked there in a couple weeks. We took the same tour in 2014 so it will be interesting to see how different it will be. 020 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 14/10/2026I’m not giving my money to a social media platform to hire reporters. 040 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Someone in my league was up 30+ with a 93% chance of winning.. and all their opponent had tonight Puka. They lost by .4. 010 0
Reposted by Jake LSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Cancer: We connected the stars in your chart and it looks remarkably like a middle finger. 222672 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When he wins I’m going to frame this and hang it in the office to laugh at perpetually 020 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Jake L: “I think it’s time for the US to get a new president” 020 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Yep. And I think the Chiefs are probably content with Allen getting more/most of Thornton’s snaps and if Rashee’s injury isn’t too bad. Texans are allegedly offering a 2nd for MHJ 😬 100 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You’re not wrong. Just coming to KC is no guarantee he starts playing to potential. It may cost too much to take a chance anyway. 100 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026The haters are going to be big mad if MHJ goes to the Chiefs. 100 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comDr. Evil: Come On, Come To MeALT: Dr. Evil: Come On, Come To Me 010 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 10/10/2026static.klipy.comPedro Pascal Shows Love with a Heartfelt SmileALT: Pedro Pascal Shows Love with a Heartfelt Smile 160 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Also it’s the second time in about 6 months I’ve had an issue with missing mail (last time was a couple of weeks of held mail).. and I’ve dealt with the same person at our USPS office. She has been quick to follow up and very nice to deal with both times. 000 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I’d still like to know how they opened parcel locker #1 with the key to locker #4 and what would prompt them to try opening the wrong locker anyway. The key to parcel locker #1 was in our mailbox so I assume that’s where our package was and how they got it. 100 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026UPDATE: Replacement order has been shipped. BONUS: The neighbors who received the package by mistake brought it by a little while ago. 🙃 100 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It’s been a while so I placed another Swedish Candy Store order today. They got me with their Halloween email 😆 020 0
Reposted by Jake LWNBA @wnba.com · 08/10/2026SHE IS THE STANDARD. 🏆 A record-extending FIVE Kia MVP awards for No.22! A'ja Wilson becomes the FIRST PLAYER in WNBA history to win MVP in three consecutive seasons, adding another milestone to an already unmatched resume. #KiaMVP | #WNBASeason30 430068 0
Reposted by Jake LThe Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026You Can Just Push Shit In Back Seat Out Of Way 232227294 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The post office lost my order from Portland Coffee Roasters. Hope the neighbor (or USPS worker) who got it and kept it enjoys their 100 pods of French Roast 😒 031 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Like when cruise lines give complimentary bridge tours if you’ve had a problem during the sailing 🤦🏼♂️ 000 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Chiefsstatic.klipy.comPedro Pascal Shows Love with a Heartfelt SmileALT: Pedro Pascal Shows Love with a Heartfelt Smile 020 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026She had a better day but she’s still having a lot of trouble with her hind legs. She’s always been pretty vocal so it’s hard to tell when she’s vocalizing pain or just wants attention. Neuro can’t see her for a month but if I take her to their ER they will consult with Neuro until then. 000 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Haha our nephew was just named Homecoming King at LS North! 020 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 Not much good to say about the US Gov right now, but they managed to get Laura’s passport renewed and in our mailbox in 8 days! And that wasn’t even expedited. 000 0
Jake L @jakelupardus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Might be witnessing a meet-cute here at the blood donation center 💕 010 0