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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command)

@jakei.bsky.social
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Jew for Palestine, Film/TV, MSW/MS Gero, Unhoused Advocate, 4th-Gen n*zi-puncher✡️🇵🇸 ✅Jerrified

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 29m
Since it needs to be said: Anti-Islamic bigotry and anti-Arab racism are very real and deserve to be named and studied and confronted on their own terms. But "antisemitism" never meant "bigotry against Semitic peoples," and saying so is bad historiography.
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 11h
Its exciting seeing polls showing such a huge blue shift but cmon no fuckin chance I'm believing anything until people are sworn in in january
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 15h
responding "you’re allowed to see ‘em nude cuz they ain’t got souls" with the same energy as when you head nod at a passing stranger
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 21h
working on a theory that llm slop is digital prions
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 22h
we must work across the aisle to bail out sv
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 22h
when this didnt work, dad bought him the rights to terminator and star trek hes also responsible for tiny tommy reacher just look at skydance's credits there is zero creative vision
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 22h
are llms bad at math cause they count on their variable amounts of fingers
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 23h
nothin pequeño about this niño
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
shes 76
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*very important* my mom just saw LA's most famous celebrity and she is still crushing it
(text message)
Ralph's And she was walking
out in front of me! BIG platinum hair with a big pink bow. Very short shorts and platform glitter sandals
(photo)
a hot pink corvette from behind with the license plate ANGYLYN
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
either an ai/ea guy or david ellison would be very funny
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
he was also the guy that turned discovery channel into trash reality shows, his whole career is the embodiment of seeing all film/tv as just "content"
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
feels like we're due for another chotiner interview
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sometimes you just want to feel seen
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"if thats one of your things though" rough
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
hes a surprisingly Big Boy so I wonder about the rabbit population
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
a life of purpose
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amanda that tummy would happily devour you
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that weird recurring nightmare be like
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dude they are agile, clever hunters and they fight dirty, no chance
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol, lmao
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I did not know that and I do not like it
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thats (supposedly) a dangerous predator right there
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
its honestly kind of embarrassing that one of these could kill you
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Same if not more lmao
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
its literally just nazi apologia I hate it lmao
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the boy in the striped pajamas
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jake i • Aug 2, 2025
rewatching the original Naked Gun and holy shit I cant breath
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
recession indicator: the new dominos personal pizzas
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
a dude at my high school got sent home and suspended for wearing this costume on halloween, he was a legend
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I cant believe that shit made it to air
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*jay leno voice* you seen this? you heard about this?
white castle burgers in a chinese style bamboo steamer like its a dim sum dish
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay that's far more complicated than my method and I'm sure works better lmfaoooo
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
jfc lmao I must have, right? I also have methods, they're always at my parents house cause its my dads guilty pleasure, so late night its like the only thing in the entire suburbs thats edible
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
best you can do it the frozen white castles in the forbidden section of the 7/11
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
okay, yeah, that's much better
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was here during the original "JewSky" custom feed and I'll say the same thing I said then-- fantastic idea, but not sure I wanna be on a list of Jews lmao
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
y'all fucked Jewish comedy solidarity, now when I see a joke on a post about antisemitism I gotta check if its an actual fucking nazi or just a Jewish ally who is morbidly funny
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
how dare you say this about california, we would burry him
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
theyre so close lmao
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I have seen an uncomfortable amount of "oh ellisons buying paramount makes sense cause they're zionists and zionists run the media"
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in no particular order
my 9 albums:
MGMT Oracular Spectacular
Kendrick Lamar - Damn
Green Day - Dookie
Daft Punk - Alive
The Offspring - Americana
Blink 182 - Dude Ranch
Kid Cudi - Man In The Moon
Justice - the "Cross" album
Dr Dre - The Chronic
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
well good thing you have plenty of reasons to update it so I keep seeing it, great work bluesky (derogatory) users (derogatory)
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fyi that new bsky feature that counts replies has entirely given up on this thread lmao
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
no the best part of that movie is justin longs character deserves it lmao
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
man finding out there is another unbeknownst-to-you evil person named ellison is like the exact opposite of finding out theres another actor named Skarsgård
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
like at first he was just as angry he couldn't enjoy the movie as he was angry the guy said that shit, like stages of grief knowing he'll never watch the movie again
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh, its perfect
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it used to be one of my dads favs he would rewatch on dvd and then the mel gibson antisemitic rant came out and he never watched one of his movies again lmao
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Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mel gibson the patriot?
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