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Jake Haas

@jakehahaha.bsky.social
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video games, mostly occasionally write at: medium.com/@crystalcollect he/him

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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 2h
ya’ll ever heard of drake’s treasures?
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t know what possessed Intelligent Systems to go this fucking hard on a AAA Nintendo game but I’m glad they did
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
obligatory Orchel appreciation post
Orchel from Fortune’s Weave
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am 160 hours into this game and am still being introduced to new mechanics that tie into characters and resources that I’ve invested in since the start of the game. Literally, new tutorial windows popping up at 160 hours in! This is not a “quick look” experience, and that includes 30 of playtime
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Sadie, posting @sadieposting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's Fabio Friday by the way
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you’re trying to rush through FW, or trying to make it click for you, I strongly suggest reconsidering that. This game is staggering in how much it rewards your investment and patience, maybe more than any other single game I’ve played If it clicks for you then it is the definition of payoff
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time for the final act of Fortune’s Weave 🫡
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Fire Emblem Fortune'S Weave
Alt: Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave, Theodora
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Ark @arktoons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me playing Cai and encounter an enemy that's just a minor nusance #fireemblem #fireemblemfortunesweave
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Spookydoof @doofivirus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Leda: I have to kill him with my own two hands, I need to watch the life leave his eyes and wash myself in the blood of his entrails Bertrand:
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“We’ve got Guzran at home”
Dadao Fire Emblem
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LGBTorment Nexus @pascalsmt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
coverart is BACK baby
castlevania dawn of sorrow's terrible konami's best boxart
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Giovanni Colantonio @marioprime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay yeah on reflection, I have determined that I am not joking here. Fabio’s actor is doing so much to make this weirdo a clear and faraway standout in a game with like 100 characters. A uniquely bizarre performance delivered with the seriousness of a Shakespeare actor. Shit rocks.
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For any moots playing or planning on starting Fortune’s Weave, here’s a really nice spoiler free (Act 1 only) chart showing who you can recruit in each path, the required support level for them and what renown you need. Recommend using this to plan out who you want for each path!
Chart showing support recruitment requirements for Fortunes Weave
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dietrich’s route finished. Liked it more than I was expecting and would currently put it at a tie with Leda’s path as my favorite. Really love how much they lean into comedy for his character. Now let’s wrap up Act 1 with the queen herself 💪🏼👸🏼
Theodora select screen
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What a fucking soundtrack.
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Banner of Rebellion - Fire Emblem: Fortune's Weave [OST]
YouTube video by CherryX2
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The potential to make absolutely busted units in Fortune’s Weave is insane. Some really interesting stat stuff being discovered. Might actually give Maddening difficulty a shot when they eventually release that because it should be possible to build a pretty broken final act team.
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Random encounters give RPGs friction" Friction isn't an on/off button! It's not a precise amount of a single ingredient that you can just add to any recipe! Context matters! Nuance matters! I know that's super unsexy, nerd glasses emoji stuff, but it's true.
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Techneti (🎂 in 2 days!) @techneti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Time for the quirky and kinky adventures of Dietrich, Fabio and their Brazilian Miku third wheel
Esmeralda calling Fabio a weirdo
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I will say that I enjoyed Leda’s path a lot more than Cai’s, which felt more like a tutorial AND more tedious due to certain mechanics. Cai is a cool little dude though, and there were some surprisingly touching moments her and there! Plus his Blaze Art is pretty busted (and fun)
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have played a gluttonous amount of Fortune's Weave and am now roughly halfway through. 2 of 4 act 1 paths done, and the minimum required act 2 path done. I am doing every single thing I can and not rushing it Despite feeling the tedium, I can't wait to start as Theodora or Dietrich. Who to pick!?
dietrich fire emblemtheodora fire emblem
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andreas and Caspar talking to Gert in big head mode in Pentiment
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
One of the best tracks from FF7 Remake. Square Enix had one flying robot boss fight and knew exactly what they had to do. They brought that fight back in Rebirth cause they knew that track was too hot to only use once.
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the final boss of "I can fix her"
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think transmog rules like 99% of the time but I do think there’s an argument to be made when it leads to microtransactions that sort of oversaturate the game with styles that go outside of the original art style
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Decided to go with the Rugrats for second path. Noticeably different in tone and some mechanical stuff too What’s really cool is I just went to the arena and watched two teams fight and it was actually a battle I did in my first path as Leda. Same opponent and everything. Love these kind of details
Cai and co. from Fire Emblem Fortune’s Weave
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Fortune's Weave soundtrack has been incredible so far. I mean, just listen to this. They get wild and fuck with the time signature in the bridge, then keep fucking with it some more, and then some more...and then launch right into that triumphant mariachi brass section So good! Fuck!
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Theodora Theme - Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave OST Queen's Gambit #switch2
YouTube video by Takeshi D. Ryu
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I was worried that min maxing the first act of FEFW too much would make the rest of the game a bit too easy and…you definitely don’t need to worry about that 🥵
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erin @dracula3d.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
cai's route
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Maytera Marble @mayteramarble.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Jordan @laddermatch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BONAVENTURE: Ah, yes, “DO NOT WANT,” a meme proliferated in the mid-00s as a sort of precursor for modern reaction images. THEODORA: I would hear more. TOBIAS: Oohhhh you’re gonna love this one boss
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Mikhail @va11halla.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
perfect bird time
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Initially wanted to do all act 1’s first, but I decided I’m gonna do act 1 straight into act 2 for each path of FEFW, then finally do act 3 I do not want to skip the more linear act 2 (which lets you fast forward it if you want) in the future just because I don’t want to do it back-to-back 4 times
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Suriel Vazquez @suriel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gonna be a fascinating case study of player perception vs. reality. The content was vaulted because no one played it because it was the weakest parts of the game with some exceptions (Leviathan). What you can play in-game right now runs circles around it. But people don't want stuff taken away.
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Really enjoying what I'm reading about Silent Hill Townfall so far!
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Leda’s first act is done. Every paralogue, side quest, etc done. Good stuff! The best examples of plot in FE games have been mixed bags, and this is no exception, but it has a lot of moments where I’ve been pleasantly surprised. Usually followed by some dumb shit, but I’m having a good time overall
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't sleep on the inn's auto-activity function in Fortune's Weave Tried it out because I needed to pass some time for a side event, but not TOO much time. You can actually assign what you want each of your characters to do during that time. Battle for lvl XP, train for skills, search for items etc
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I 100% understand why somebody would not enjoy the outrageous (and tedious) buffet that is Fortune’s Weave, but it’s one of those things that feels like it was made in a lab for my brain specifically 30 hours in and still not done with 1 of 4 main paths, and that’s just the first act 🤤
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Mareep 2: Electric Blue Wooloo @m2ebw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If anything bad happens to Mu I’m returning the game >:l
“I’ve only had Mu for a day and a half”
“But if anything happened to them I would kill everyone in this room and then myself”
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They save the flamenco version of Fire Emblem’s iconic Together We Ride theme for the big, dramatic arena fights you prepare for over the course of several real world hours, and that shit hits every time man
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은단껌 @silvercandygum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FEFW gameplay loop is so good. It balances making a bunch of small, but impactful, resource based decisions with a nice variety of activities. World map plotting, traditional combat maps, main hub chores and support management, dungeon mini-RPG gameplay. THEN you reach the main arena event!
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I really love these quaint little Shadows of Valentia dungeons in Fortune's Weave. They can be really chill and sort of mindless, or surprisingly tense if you're pushing further and further away from an inn and getting low on HP/resources. They're a nice little palate cleanse from other activates!
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“New game subverts its previous genre 👍” in one review “New game mishandles what made previous one so good 👎” in another interesting to see but maybe most importantly it makes me say “I’ll be the judge of that!”
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
OH GOD OH FUCK I'M WEAVINNNGGGGGG
delivery update on fire emblemwerewolf ripping shirt
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Bowl of Lentils @bowloflentils.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dude, this is really cool! In Fortune's Weave, your controller begins to rumble like a heart beat if your next action could potentially kill your character. It literally feels like you are holding a beating heart in your hands.
Screenshot from Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave.
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
out for delivery status for fire emblempatrick bateman from american psycho sweating intensely
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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know who wasn't way off the mark? Today's sponsor, Better Help.
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OPO @oponok.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Commissioned illustration, Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask. If they’re building Ocarina of Time from the ground up, there’s no way this isn’t coming back.
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Jake Haas @jakehahaha.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I stopped Persona 5 around the 40-50 hour mark TWICE before finally finishing it. It’s been in my top 5 since.
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