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@jakecc.dev
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a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 26 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), chronic procrastinator, small creature enthusiast 📧 jake@jakecc.dev 💵 cash.app/jakeccdev

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jake @jakecc.dev · 7h
so we had pest control over... our cat was hiding in the garage IN AN OLD RECLINER poor baby
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jake @jakecc.dev · 8h
when he goes along with a rude asf joke because he's not paying attention 😍🥰😋
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
everything is romantic
an animal crossing letter addressed to my boyfriend:
"If I share some of this poke I made, would you maybe let me 'POKE' that prostate afterwards...? ;-)"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
friends from yesterday's walk
a sweet brown lab sits comfortably on a lawn with a toy between her front pawsa black cat with white markings reminiscent of a skunk walks up to you for pets
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
Why Does He ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Like That
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
Why Does He Drive Like That
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jake @jakecc.dev · 28/09/2026
haven't been over to see him for a while, was lowkey worrying like "does he hate me" ...his dick in my face begs to differ
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jake @jakecc.dev · 28/09/2026
sorry to drag my own community but unfunny gay people who draw unfunny comics are the bane of my existence
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
if i see one more cloudflare "making sure you're not a bot" check i will unplug the entire internet
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
scrolled to the point of no return
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
the flop more like
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
does anyone wanna teach me how to make vector icons and/or give me free software to make them
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
writing an app and holy FUCK setting up a model takes way too long
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
need the clip of steve harvey losing his shit and going "KILL!" and then it pops up on the board
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
1 (one) cent in my checking account, we ball
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
need my butthole fingered like a beyblade... put it in then let it RIP
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
hm!
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
hmmmmmmm
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
oh and it's "dolly parton rest in peace, power and paradise" today and every day btw
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
this website is free
an account marked as making over 50 replies yesterday and replying over 20 times per day on average: "Not being desperate for internet notoriety, I..."
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Meteor @wielderofthekey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Born cus I had to be...
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYYY I DO NOT WANT TO BE 26 BUT HERE WE ARE ANYWAYS
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
well i lost two $20s tonight so happy fucking birthday i guess
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
need my butthole stir fried
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
still broke
illustration of a tunnel made entirely of flesh and melted human corpses, with the caption "my pussy" in the center
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
the way i highkey wanna buy my mom RCT3 on the switch 😭😭 she only plays animal crossing and i remember her playing my copy as a kid, she doesn't like stressful games but i don't remember there being any timed/limited objectives so idk
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
when someone sends me $20 as a pre-birthday treat 😋
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
had to be honest with her
text conversation with my mom:
"Dad says you get to choose dinner tomorrow"
"ass. man ass"
"Omg"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 23/09/2026
animal crossing having a stronger chokehold on me than minecraft
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jake @jakecc.dev · 23/09/2026
i love waking up at 5 in the morning to no health insurance lmao
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jake @jakecc.dev · 23/09/2026
the way i have at least 3 of these people muted
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jake @jakecc.dev · 22/09/2026
as bad as it can be legibility-wise, liquid glass is so fun to mess with. squishy button
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jake @jakecc.dev · 22/09/2026
looked down and got jumpscared by my own nipple. twice
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Noah ( ˘ ³˘)♥ @noahsryan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
tried making a collage poem for fun :)
a collage featuring a naked horseback rider over a background of a dinning room. grapes drape the ceiling and there is colorful flowers added to the b&w grass. the poem made from cut out words reads: 

“have this wisdom: 
make queer art 
go outside
be kind
and believe in the 
permeability of his soul. 

hang out 
have obsessions 
Pursue hard ridin’
create blindly
explore, between error and creation
dick around 

be patient 
most ideas trickle in 
like witchcraft 
give wet head 
believe in the process 
they won’t 

exist in beautiful 
possibilities”
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jake @jakecc.dev · 22/09/2026
had trouble reaching my back zits in the shower
doodle of a four-legged creature sobbing with a sad expression; a few tomatoes have been thrown at/around it
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jake @jakecc.dev · 22/09/2026
...so where's the next one
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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jake @jakecc.dev · 22/09/2026
why is he giving loloverruled here (derogatory)
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jake @jakecc.dev · 21/09/2026
birthday on friday and i'm still not sure on how to feel about it yet
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jake @jakecc.dev · 21/09/2026
the chokehold these few minecraft tech mods have had on me for the last week or two is insane
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jake @jakecc.dev · 20/09/2026
the jake urge to obsess over topping a top
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jake @jakecc.dev · 20/09/2026
found a friend in the yard
juvenile western fence lizard in the palm of my handside profile of the creature, showing its beautiful yet muted scales, intricate eyelids and cute little stripy claws
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jake @jakecc.dev · 20/09/2026
it's cringe to use your animoji as your branding, not sorry!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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jake @jakecc.dev · 20/09/2026
i swear on my life i just saw the iphone duo's side-aligned app dock for a split second... for starters, i do not have a duo, so what the fuck. second, it showed up on the left hand side?? tf i look like?
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Meteor @wielderofthekey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
JESUS WAS SEEN
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jake @jakecc.dev · 20/09/2026
posting a "casual" selfie with the most dilated pupils i've ever seen on a human being. i know what you are
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jake @jakecc.dev · 20/09/2026
thinking about boys. and how awkward i am with them
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jake @jakecc.dev · 19/09/2026
i just love how the youtube player doesn't work well over half the time, yet they're charging people for youtube premium like it makes a difference
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