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@jakecc.dev
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a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 26 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), chronic procrastinator, small creature enthusiast 📧 jake@jakecc.dev 💵 cash.app/jakeccdev

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jake @jakecc.dev · 8h
ohhhhh yeah she definitely got a churu after that
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
everything is romantic
an animal crossing letter addressed to my boyfriend:
"If I share some of this poke I made, would you maybe let me 'POKE' that prostate afterwards...? ;-)"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
friends from yesterday's walk
a sweet brown lab sits comfortably on a lawn with a toy between her front pawsa black cat with white markings reminiscent of a skunk walks up to you for pets
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
me to whoever greenlit the "temples" in tears of the kingdom
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
"don't bully me i'll cum :(" t-shirt but it says "don't praise me" instead
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
this website is free
an account marked as making over 50 replies yesterday and replying over 20 times per day on average: "Not being desperate for internet notoriety, I..."
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
still broke
illustration of a tunnel made entirely of flesh and melted human corpses, with the caption "my pussy" in the center
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
here's some motivation
my gigantic ass lit with purple lighting. i'm throwing a peace sign
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
had to be honest with her
text conversation with my mom:
"Dad says you get to choose dinner tomorrow"
"ass. man ass"
"Omg"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 22/09/2026
as bad as it can be legibility-wise, liquid glass is so fun to mess with. squishy button
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jake @jakecc.dev · 22/09/2026
had trouble reaching my back zits in the shower
doodle of a four-legged creature sobbing with a sad expression; a few tomatoes have been thrown at/around it
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jake @jakecc.dev · 20/09/2026
for comparison this is the same little dude before i went out to grab him
the same little lizard idling on a concrete porch. everything around it is so massive compared to its puny little self
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jake @jakecc.dev · 20/09/2026
found a friend in the yard
juvenile western fence lizard in the palm of my handside profile of the creature, showing its beautiful yet muted scales, intricate eyelids and cute little stripy claws
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jake @jakecc.dev · 18/09/2026
lives in my head rent free
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jake @jakecc.dev · 17/09/2026
bluesky mods:
a bee absolutely covered in pollen faces the camera. the caption reads "I do not grasp the concept of moderation"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 16/09/2026
sent mom a music box
letter to my mom in animal crossing. the attachment is a wooden music box; the message says "My box sings. Your box smells. We are not the same."
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jake @jakecc.dev · 15/09/2026
before you say it's too big or barely visible. i know. shut up
my animal crossing character standing over a massive 6x4 floor design that says "POINT NEMO" in a serif font. the shading on the edges of the letters gives it the appearance that it's debossed into the ground
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jake @jakecc.dev · 15/09/2026
RCT1-RCT3!! NO WORLD!!
spongebob "...AND LIVE!" meme; spongebob with a terrified expression about to be crushed by a flying ice cream truck, shadow looming overhead
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jake @jakecc.dev · 14/09/2026
designing a logo but getting bored and stopping on row 1/4
a simple logo that says "POINT NEMO" in serif font, overlayed on a 6x4 grid with 32x32 pixels eachthe top six grid spaces, now drawn out in animal crossing as design patterns on the floor. they're placed in a row on a section of brick paving, as if the letters are engraved in the ground. only the top edge is showing
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jake @jakecc.dev · 14/09/2026
i cast ✨gay✨
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jake @jakecc.dev · 13/09/2026
got jumpscared by cock this morning
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jake @jakecc.dev · 13/09/2026
it just shit on my finger. that's a keeper alright
tiny brown mark on the side of my finger
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jake @jakecc.dev · 13/09/2026
baby cockroach in the terrarium... why do i want to keep it
tiny cockroach on the back of my hand, the size of a large grain of rice
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jake @jakecc.dev · 12/09/2026
snuggly boy
ludwig the kitten getting his cheeks scratched
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jake @jakecc.dev · 11/09/2026
FINALLY starting the zen garden with the bridge and waterfalls feature
my character in animal crossing new horizons standing in front of a red bridge placed above two waterfalls behind me. i'm doing a cute wave
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jake @jakecc.dev · 10/09/2026
old lady getting her checkup and she is NOT happy about it
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jake @jakecc.dev · 08/09/2026
do you think the gloom hands will fist me if i ask nicely
gloom spawn from tears of the kingdom. three disembodied red hands/arms with eyeballs in the middle of the palm reach to grab link
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jake @jakecc.dev · 08/09/2026
with the killer piano and deadhand included
mad piano from mario 64. a grand piano with teeth on the lid attempts to devour mariodeadhand miniboss from ocarina of time. a corpse-like figure with white, bloody skin leans towards link attempting to bite him while one of several disembodied hands around the room holds him in place
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jake @jakecc.dev · 08/09/2026
RETVRN TO THE POLYGONS
great fairy from the original ocarina of time release. her body consists of very few triangles, leading to several funny design decisions such as her absurdly pointy boobies
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jake @jakecc.dev · 08/09/2026
the deadliest weapon known to the zelda franchise
screenshot from tears of the kingdom of a zonai sword fused with a bunch of tomatoes. they're sticking off the end instead of a blade. somehow they do 11 damage?
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jake @jakecc.dev · 05/09/2026
posting a screenshot because i need to archive how stupid people are on this website
someone trying to be edgy making a joke about running over cyclists with cars immediately after making fun of people for... being terrified of cars
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jake @jakecc.dev · 05/09/2026
read me for filth
a heatmap of my general dialect, getting the california accent spot-on
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jake @jakecc.dev · 04/09/2026
"wake me up again and i'm shitting on your pillow"
pepper, a black and tan tabby cat, lays on a comforter with an irritated expression
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jake @jakecc.dev · 03/09/2026
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jake @jakecc.dev · 02/09/2026
this one right next to it in my photos mhm mhm yup
another image with several edits that says "I'm afraid to get attached to someone because what if they Love me and i self sabotage."
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jake @jakecc.dev · 02/09/2026
goodnight
heavily edited image that now says "Dating me sucks; fuck off"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 01/09/2026
cute little bear character sitting with some soup, dialogue box photoshopped to say "Sue! Sue! Sue!"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 31/08/2026
success :)
a tan-colored isopod rests with its antennae (temporarily) adhered to its head; the shed skin from its front half lies in front of itthe isopod and molt next to my pinkie for scale. either of them could fit on my nail
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jake @jakecc.dev · 31/08/2026
why the long face?
an isopod in the middle of molting the front half of their body. their eyes are still underneath their old exoskeleton; the shape of them plus the downward-pointed antennae give it an annoyed-looking expression, like getting your shirt stuck on your face while taking it off
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jake @jakecc.dev · 30/08/2026
:(
first lyric from "For Sure" by carly rae jepsen:
"Six in the morning, can I hold you?"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 30/08/2026
herpyllus ecclesiasticus? if i actually got it right
a small brown spider rests against some wood chips. its lowermost right leg is bent differently than the others (sorry for rolling over it with my gigantic ass lil dude)
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jake @jakecc.dev · 30/08/2026
lifted up the blanket so i could get out of bed and a whole ass spider crawled out from under my leg...
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/08/2026
farm finished (while everything else around it is still a mess lol)
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jake @jakecc.dev · 28/08/2026
gay powers restored or whatever
mirror selfie post-haircutsame mirror, different pose (peace sign)
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/08/2026
i'd still support her even if she were against me
julie chen moonves, ageless mother queen
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/08/2026
i thought yesterday was tuesday
squidward with an ass print squishing his face and a cock and ball print on his nose
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/08/2026
when you wanna bounce on it but he's in a different state
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/08/2026
the level of clingy i'm on
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/08/2026
balls itchy
malo from twilight princess saying "...A nightmare." with a stern expression
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