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@jakecc.dev
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a baseline human, mostly unmodified by gene engineering and mostly unchanged by evolutionary pressures on non-earth planets 26 – LA – gay, programmer (allegedly), chronic procrastinator, small creature enthusiast 📧 jake@jakecc.dev 💵 cash.app/jakeccdev

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jake @jakecc.dev · 8h
YEAH!! LIKE IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS PLEASE DON'T SCARE US LIKE THAT
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jake @jakecc.dev · 8h
ohhhhh yeah she definitely got a churu after that
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jake @jakecc.dev · 8h
so we had pest control over... our cat was hiding in the garage IN AN OLD RECLINER poor baby
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jake @jakecc.dev · 10h
like yes let's ~actually~ drag my mom here
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jake @jakecc.dev · 10h
when he goes along with a rude asf joke because he's not paying attention 😍🥰😋
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
meanwhile he's so sick of me... i wonder why
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
everything is romantic
an animal crossing letter addressed to my boyfriend:
"If I share some of this poke I made, would you maybe let me 'POKE' that prostate afterwards...? ;-)"
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
when you said you liked piss this isn't what i had in mind /s
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
friends from yesterday's walk
a sweet brown lab sits comfortably on a lawn with a toy between her front pawsa black cat with white markings reminiscent of a skunk walks up to you for pets
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
Why Does He ⠀⠀⠀⠀ Like That
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jake @jakecc.dev · 29/09/2026
Why Does He Drive Like That
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jake @jakecc.dev · 28/09/2026
there's nothing better than latina bush i swear
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jake @jakecc.dev · 28/09/2026
haven't been over to see him for a while, was lowkey worrying like "does he hate me" ...his dick in my face begs to differ
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jake @jakecc.dev · 28/09/2026
this thing is four panels long because you're trying to fit four panels. the joke was done by the second one. you're not funny. stop.
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jake @jakecc.dev · 28/09/2026
sorry to drag my own community but unfunny gay people who draw unfunny comics are the bane of my existence
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
RETVRN TO MAIL BY PIGEON
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
(liked it)
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
if i see one more cloudflare "making sure you're not a bot" check i will unplug the entire internet
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
"hairy butthole??" ...does he know
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
(saw his butthole)
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jake @jakecc.dev · 27/09/2026
scrolled to the point of no return
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
BRING 👏 BACK 👏 BETA 1.7.3 WORLD GENERATION 👏 OR 👏 I 👏 WILL 👏 SHIT
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
the flop more like
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
does anyone wanna teach me how to make vector icons and/or give me free software to make them
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
writing an app and holy FUCK setting up a model takes way too long
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
me to whoever greenlit the "temples" in tears of the kingdom
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
need the clip of steve harvey losing his shit and going "KILL!" and then it pops up on the board
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
1 (one) cent in my checking account, we ball
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
need my butthole fingered like a beyblade... put it in then let it RIP
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
"don't bully me i'll cum :(" t-shirt but it says "don't praise me" instead
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
hm!
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
hmmmmmmm
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jake @jakecc.dev · 26/09/2026
happy birthday back at you!!
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
oh and it's "dolly parton rest in peace, power and paradise" today and every day btw
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
this website is free
an account marked as making over 50 replies yesterday and replying over 20 times per day on average: "Not being desperate for internet notoriety, I..."
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Meteor @wielderofthekey.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Born cus I had to be...
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
the hairy belly tease... BARK BARK BARK
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
IT'S MY BIRTHDAYYYYY I DO NOT WANT TO BE 26 BUT HERE WE ARE ANYWAYS
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
well i lost two $20s tonight so happy fucking birthday i guess
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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jake @jakecc.dev · 25/09/2026
need my butthole stir fried
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
still broke
illustration of a tunnel made entirely of flesh and melted human corpses, with the caption "my pussy" in the center
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
barking is valid in this space
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
and a link teehee cash.app/jakeccdev
cash.app
Pay me on Cash App
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
definitely get it on sale, it's $30 on nintendo's store right now and as much as i love it the game's worth like $10 at most at this point
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
both are good in their own ways; i'd put them in the same tier rather than one against the other. 3 has a special place in my heart (and custom scenery/rides are so fun to mess with, when the game isn't crashing because of them) but 1 and 2 (the ones that make up classic) will always be timeless
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
the way i highkey wanna buy my mom RCT3 on the switch 😭😭 she only plays animal crossing and i remember her playing my copy as a kid, she doesn't like stressful games but i don't remember there being any timed/limited objectives so idk
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
here's some motivation
my gigantic ass lit with purple lighting. i'm throwing a peace sign
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jake @jakecc.dev · 24/09/2026
when someone sends me $20 as a pre-birthday treat 😋
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