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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 31/08/2025

The Frangellicle Ball, is that something

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

i've got a phrase stuck in my head, and it's "john proctor is the doctor"

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BLUE BALLS NYCFC @blueballspod.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

🚨NEW POD🚨 bit.ly/41KxLKy WE TALK: 🏠Full Hour on Home Opener🤩 🌊Shore Nice to Debut👶 🖍️Porter Hot Seat🧯 and MORE (banter ends at min. 6:15 btw) subscribe luvlies 💙🔵🔵

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S11E3: Shore Thing

This was the day we truly became Season Eleven, Blue Ballers. Jake and Trey can't help themselves — your boys in blue devote the WHOLE episode to a man-by-man and play-by-play unpacking of the 2-1 vic...

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

LinkedIn Park, is that something?

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 09/03/2025

I feel like letterboxd people are gonna go apeshit for Mickey 17 out of spite

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

tisch undergrads stay winning and stay sort of wristy and effete while being married to strong women, all love to sean baker

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BLUE BALLS NYCFC @blueballspod.bsky.social · 26/02/2025

🚨NEW POD🚨 (new season!) bit.ly/4ihSWug WE TALK: 🙂 Mixed Bag Miami 🙃 📝 Gaffer Grade? 🤔 🤏 The Pinch/Celly 🕺 🪽 LAF-we'll C 😳 and MORE subscribe bbs 💙🔵🔵

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S11E1: The Man Who Stared At GOAT

We're back, blue bitches, for Season Eleven! Jake and Trey, your boys in blue, are so excited to talk to you about NYCFC's season opener that we're pinching ourselves in the neck to make sure we're no...

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Beastars season 3 is very good, I know this isn’t important and the world is ending and this is for an audience of zero even among my followers but I still need to post it because of my mental illness.

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

The last five years but it’s an Otessa Moshfegh style essayist who pens a hit autofiction novel and then cucks her loser actor boyfriend who can’t book anything but summerstock.

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David Cote @davidcote.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

The Brutalist is if you tried to imitate the best bits of The Master and There Will Be Blood but your dialogue has gone through google translate and you use heroin, holocaust and rape as character traits. Gripping opening scene but then there’s 3+ hours after it.

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

god I wish I could read a really excellent pan of the brutalist

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Liam @liamcoluccio.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

@jakebeckhard.bsky.social said something (on a soccer podcast) about how broadway is just becoming ip works because it’s most accessible to tourists (put much more eloquently) and it’s seeming more and more true every announcement

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

I directed a lot of plays this year, and I’m going to put them in this thread because the nice folks at the @dramaleague.bsky.social put me on a Directors To Follow list, and so far I’ve only posted about soccer and Luigi Mangione and Conclave.

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Cuck chair? Haha, no that’s my

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

They got him looking like a dude who would choose to play for the Italian national team after coming through the USMNT youth setup.

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

what’s good how’s everyone doing this thanksgiving, anybody texted their hs crushes yet

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Was not in any way prepared for Liza colon zayas as Mrs Claus

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Brilliant-Chanot-Ballouchy manager triumvirate inbound. Get Roman up ins. @blueballspod.bsky.social

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Damn, last night was a movie, haha (the 10:15pm showing of Conclave at Lincoln Square)

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Now the assistant coaches are sequestered until the end of the conclave, right?

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francis wolf @franciswolf.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

why would trans people do this

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Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Went ahead and made a theater starter pack, feel free to use and share. I’m still tinkering with it, so if you wanna be added or taken off, let me know go.bsky.app/UyEF2PM

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

manifesting a spot on the new plays white boys starter pack

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

dear lord I don’t want to ruin my brand on here already but there is a woman with a dogeared water damaged copy of the aeneid and a, just, wilding-out boob situation on the 1 train. it feels like dimes square invented an austin powers fembot.

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Idk what I use this platform for. I gotta put away a weekend to go on a drunk bender and do some posting about like, club crackers or Tim Rice or something.

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

belated Halloween (Serena is Niagara Falls, I am the lawn from the fílm Blue Velvet)

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fake beckhard @jakebeckhard.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Disgusted Marge? She’s old news.

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The Outfield @theoutfield.nyc · 07/11/2024

Escaping the X cesspool? Check out the #NewYorkCityFC starter pack. Will update with more #nycfc follows as more people get here. Comment if we missed anyone 👇 go.bsky.app/G6Jn3ed

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