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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare

@jakebe.bsky.social
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All about that second breakfast, fam. Black American/Jackalope writer and veteran weird person, loving husband to @thependrake.bsky.social, Social Justice Cleric. He/him/his.

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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 4h
I could really use a drink but nooooo this month is the one I choose to be sober
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 4h
Let’s take a billion calls while the one software program we need spends the whole day kicking us out!! And when it’s time to do end of day stuff, let’s get locked out of our computer for no reason!!!!! Today sucks sooooooooo bad
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 4h
Anand Giridharadas is speaking some real, hard truth right here.
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 7h
I would very much like to get on that level, especially with lunch sandwiches >.>
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 11h
I'm so freaking excited, you don't even know Just have to endure this last 90+ degree heatwave and then hopefully we're in Paradise
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 11h
Of *course* this would be a random find in YOUR photo roll XD
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s go Kraken!!!!
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thanks. :) It’s a completely understandable reaction to be honest. I share it, but I think I’ve wrestled with it often as a fan of these films? My best answer is: You can do more than you think, but you can only do what you can. So what can you do?
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FurPlanet Productions @furplanet.com · 04/10/2026
Another new audiobook! Koa of the Drowned Kingdom by @thependrake.bsky.social, narrated by @khaki.dog, cover by @waldenwilde.com A civilization built in giant mangrove treees, where enchantments are common for the wealthy flying foxes of the upper branches… baddogbooks.com/product/koa-...
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No one likes to sit and be told how crazy it is that we’re all frogs, boiling together in this giant pot that’s only getting hotter and yet somehow we’re not doing anything Why aren’t we doing anything, the satire screams at us So self-congratulatory we say, so smug and self-important
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You can’t make a more maliciously idiotic President than Trump. You can’t make a more cartoonishly evil villain than the late-capitalist CEO You can’t make a situation more exasperatingly stupid than the one we’re in But here we are, and these movies remind us about how fucked this all is
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m beginning to think one reason critics — and audiences — don’t like movies like Digger and Don’t Look Up is because they cause this unresolvable dissonance when you think about them. The satire feels heavy-handed because it has to go beyond the very stupid reality we’re already living.
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Digger was pretty good! Surprisingly funny, with a few twists that bring complexity to this satire. I have to give Tom Cruise his kudos; it’s one of his best roles in a minute. I recommend it
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
Rod Serling
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes this this that’s exactly it My da tucks me into my NASCAR bed and tells me I’m a big boy
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I get the feeling I’ll like it — I still go to bat for Don’t Look Up, which feels very much in a similar vein. I’ll report back!
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Biting commentary
A sequence of cartoon drawings showing a gentle, bespectacled wolf kindly asking the viewer if they may be bitten by him, and subsequently biting the viewer’s forearm.A cartoon drawing of the same wolf tenderly dressing the bite mark on a YCH canid figure’s forearm. The wolf says, “You’ll transform into a nerd by the next full moon.”
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah, I loved that it’s so steeped in Filipino culture and mythology <3
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Double feature today! Forgotten Island was a perfect blend of gremlin weirdo energy and sweet sincere optimism. Please see this before it leaves theatres! More movies like this please. Next up: Digger. :D
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Alioth Fox @aliothfox.ursamajorartworks.com · 02/10/2026
TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves. If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...
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Hey there Fuzzies!. . Recently, there has been a lot of conversation about censorship of the internet and third parties forcing sites to ...
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Fur Affinity 🏳️‍⚧️ @furaffinity.net · 02/10/2026
GONDOR CALLS FOR AID FA Announcement: Support Fur Affinity’s Community Funding www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143... gofund.me/8126f11cb
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Gondor Flame
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How and why were the cultural markers of the Edo developed? What were they in response to? The reason appropriation is such a bummer is that it's clear someone didn't think about the context the culture was in when this practice/art-style/philosophy came about.
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the bestanswer is education. You have to think beyond the aesthetics of what inspires you so that you're not only aping the look but truly interacting with the cultural pressures and attitudes that built the practice in the first place. What were the guiding principles of the Edo pd?
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also a really important consideration! In a lot of situations it can be tough to impossible to get confirmation from first sources, that sort of thing. The more I think about it, the more I think a "Writing the Other" education would benefit me
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's definitely something you would want to do with sensitivity. I'm not sure this is *entirely* correct, but I think I would start with the "social structure" of the base animal and see what similar human cultures I could look to for inspiration. I wouldn't want to lift cultural practices wholly.
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you expand your idea of 'normal' culture to include the breath-taking variety of lifestyles that exist among humans already, it feels like you could really move into interesting, untapped potential in your furry stories. It's a paradigm-changing realization for me. o.o
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe wolves would behave like roving nomads, roving wide territories in huge family groups from season to season Maybe bears view the winter as a holy time of meditation and solitude, like a Buddhist hermitage Maybe sharks share the same perspective as native Pacific islanders
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You wouldn't think this would be a thing in furry fiction, but maybe it is. How much in the furry world we builds are based on the cultural biases ingrained within us? Maybe we don't go far enough considering the cultural changes a world of sapient animals would bring.
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reading "How to Read Now" by Elaine Castillo (h/t to @bigbyrat.com) and the title essay is forcing me to review a lot of the fiction and non-fiction I've been noodling around with. How much of my framing is built on white supremacy? Where are my blind spots? How can I decenter whitness?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YES PLEASE
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Teefa @tifaret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Two-panel cartoon meme showing Teefa, an anthropomorphic tan canine woman with long auburn hair wearing a blue uniform, driving a bus. The first panel reads, “DON’T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN.”

The second panel is a close-up of Teefa’s claw-tipped finger tapping a large white sign.

The sign reads: “Being abusive to strangers on Bluesky is not praxis.”
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh man, genuinely curious
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i love this so much
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Based
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy birthday!! I'm very glad you're here. Here's to 40 more! (miles of growth)
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DECAPITATION JUMPSCARE DEATH IS ALWAYS RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER PRINCE WITH A THOUSAND ENEMIES
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rabbit rabbit rabbit
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Relatable
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Ease🔞 @easenbsquirrel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FA is the only anti-ai, ACTUAL functional gallery site left on the internet not ruined by algorythmic bs, support if you can
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was...a pretty fun exercise. :)
A grid of nine defining movies: Threads (1984), Babe (1995), Cloud Atlas (2012), Requiem For A Dream (2000), The Blair Witch Project (1999), Hairspray (2007), Hot Rod (2007), An American Tail: Fievel Goes West (1991), and Everything Everywhere All At Once (2022).
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Freckles @elfreckles.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
🦊🏹 #comics #furryart #furry
Digital picture. Disney's Robin Hood fox character, looking concerned. A speech bubble comes out from him saying "If I was your first furry crush, it's time to take note of your cholesterol.
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Dropout @dropout.tv · 29/09/2026
Want to know more about Hundreds of Beavers on Dropout? Here’s Sam Reich to explain…
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David Petersen @mouseguard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve painted five #TMNT blank covers each featuring a different turtle and Splinter! Art process and info to purchase them here: www.patreon.com/posts/170393...
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Jakebe, the Hobbit Hare @jakebe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Honestly, Baltimore would be an amazing place for a tiki bar. :D I'm legit surprised no one's opened one yet. I'd second Minneapolis as worth a look; the state seems to be quite friendly to folks like us, and it's also on my list. ;)
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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laney @saltmalk.in · 23/09/2026
every time I feel the need to make my art more palatable I channel my inner bjork
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