Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 08/10/2026Purchased concert tickets when I was feeling good and happy, the day of the concert has arrived and I am now regretting it. 020
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 07/10/2026I’ve been pretty lucky over the past 12 years to only have to deal with two lay offs. Feeling tentatively secure, but my industry is dying an AI death. I honestly worry more about what comes for the generations after us. Anyway… cheers to turning 40 next month 040
Reposted by Jake SchoolmanNick Rempel @nrempel.com · 06/10/2026wild that this is exactly what using a computer is like now 1037380
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 30/09/2026Ok, I have 3 weeks off from work in November for my birthday. I’ve been struggling to think of what I want to do with that time. Maybe I buy the Amtrak pass and bring my bike on a tour of the US? 131
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 29/09/2026Maybe it’s because I’m subconsciously comparing everyone to Mandani, but looking through the options for Chicago Mayor this year was… underwhelming 040
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 29/09/2026I would equally love a bunch of smaller ones that come in a tube like a Toblerone. 2171
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 26/09/2026Having a hard time deciding what to pick for my winter hobby this year. Will consider all suggestions. 020
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 23/09/2026It may only be Wednesday, but Survivor is back tonight, which means I get to go to my favorite pizza place and yell at the TV with friends and strangers. I can't wait. 000
Reposted by Jake SchoolmanFrog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.” “Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!” 521437
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 21/09/2026Went to a wedding this weekend. It was really nice to dress up and see so many friends 090
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 21/09/2026Oh my god the forecast looks like ramen season and I’m very excited. 010
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 21/09/2026Calling all folks that have an old gaming computer they can’t afford to upgrade, this is your time to shine. 180
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 19/09/2026I’ve figured it out. Time for a capybara tattoo to match the possum tattoo. 110
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 18/09/2026Maybe it’s the incoming fall weather, but it feels like I need another tattoo. 010
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 16/09/2026Got the annual membership two years ago and never looking back. The little e-bike basket is perfect for transporting tacos home btw. 010
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 11/09/2026One more day until Robyn concert, Broccoli and I both woke up very excited. He doesn’t know he can’t go yet. 191
Reposted by Jake SchoolmanBarry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Skyline in September. Today on the first day of the month in Chicago. 117042
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 27/08/2026Ive figured it out. The more artists I follow on bluesky the better it gets! 000
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 24/08/2026I definitely already have “enough” bikes, but every time I see a Brompton I think I need one more bike. 030
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 23/08/2026The only thing I like about summer is wearing jean shorts everyday. 020
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 19/08/2026After nearly three years of wearing my whoop everyday I’ve cancelled my subscription. Just need a sale on garmin watches to show up now. 000
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 14/08/2026I’m able to take 3 weeks off of work in November for my 40th birthday. I need to figure out where in the world I should go! I want to ride trains, motorcycles and bicycles. Beaches or mountains. Currently paralyzed on choosing because there are so many options. 100
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 07/08/2026Is it just me or have the freewheels on bikes become insanely loud? Is that a thing now? Like obnoxious mufflers on cars? 000
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 07/08/2026For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Leftover screws and Allen wrenches from building furniture. Also miscellaneous stickers. 010
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 05/08/2026What a bummer! Green Machine helped me build my Gunnar during the pandemic. Sad news. 020
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 04/08/2026I took this upcoming Friday and Monday off, not realizing it’s Market Days. Might try and find a way to get out of the city to avoid it, maybe ride my bike to Milwaukee. 010
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 04/08/2026I know this is a product of applicant screening and hiring practices over the last couple of years, but wow, the AI resumes I’m getting while interviewing are getting increasingly unhinged. 000
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 01/08/2026Well, the place I used to order my zyn from online won’t ship to Chicago anymore. It’s too expensive to buy locally, and now I’m facing the terrifying prospect of quitting. Nicotine addiction is such a pain… 000
Reposted by Jake SchoolmanRealAmanda 🍁 @realamandalive.com · 01/08/2026ACAB includes the fun police 022933
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 30/07/2026I think I may have cooked the closest to perfect omelette in my life this morning. I’m going to let that set the tone for the day. 020
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 25/07/2026Never want to own a boat, but it sure is great to have friends that do! 041
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 02/07/2026Time for my daily Spanish lesson. Watching World Cup on Telemundo. 120
Reposted by Jake Schoolman*eph @itsmeeph.bsky.social · 02/07/2026broccoli doesn’t get enough credit 10633
Reposted by Jake SchoolmanInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars. 347125562748
Reposted by Jake SchoolmanBlueStreak @bluestreak.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Me when someone I know says hi to me at the grocery store 31028
Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 22/05/2026Curious what the unpaid parking tickets in Chicago look like for Amazon. 030
Reposted by Jake SchoolmanKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 21/05/2026FUCK ICE NOW AND FOREVER 524352115532