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Jake Schoolman

@jake.school
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I like to ride bikes, read, write code, other nerdy things. CrossFit as well. Raised in Minneapolis. Living in Chicago. He/Him, married 👬🏳️‍🌈🚴💻 www.jake.school

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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 10/10/2026
Damn I missed it again. Adding to my calendar now so I don’t forget.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 10/10/2026
This is great. Also, love your thumb tattoo.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 10/10/2026
Impressive cast iron!
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 10/10/2026
Congrats!! Such a good feeling!
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 10/10/2026
I love strapping my taco bell into the divvy basket.
A Taco Bell paper bag sitting inside a blue bicycle basket at night, illuminated by the bike's front light.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 09/10/2026
I went to the concert and it was fun. Go figure.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 09/10/2026
If I needed to pick a safe word I would pick “Baconater”
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 09/10/2026
But the soundtrack is so gooooood
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 08/10/2026
Purchased concert tickets when I was feeling good and happy, the day of the concert has arrived and I am now regretting it.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 07/10/2026
I’ve been pretty lucky over the past 12 years to only have to deal with two lay offs. Feeling tentatively secure, but my industry is dying an AI death. I honestly worry more about what comes for the generations after us. Anyway… cheers to turning 40 next month
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Nick Rempel @nrempel.com · 06/10/2026
wild that this is exactly what using a computer is like now
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 06/10/2026
Purple first! 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟦🟦🟦 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 30/09/2026
I really want to get one at some point, and I love the idea of the Tern HSD. I think they might be on the pricier side, but I hear great things. store.ternbicycles.com/products/hsd...
store.ternbicycles.com
HSD S11 (Gen 2) Electric Bike
The Tern HSD is a compact Class 3 Bosch e-cargo bike that is easy to store & fun to ride. 170 kg capacity to carry a child, groceries, pets or other cargo.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 30/09/2026
That’s a great idea! Thanks!
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 30/09/2026
Ok, I have 3 weeks off from work in November for my birthday. I’ve been struggling to think of what I want to do with that time. Maybe I buy the Amtrak pass and bring my bike on a tour of the US?
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 29/09/2026
Maybe it’s because I’m subconsciously comparing everyone to Mandani, but looking through the options for Chicago Mayor this year was… underwhelming
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 29/09/2026
Hell yes. Gimme a whole bag.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 29/09/2026
I would equally love a bunch of smaller ones that come in a tube like a Toblerone.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 26/09/2026
Absolutely needs trees, it feels too exposed!
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 26/09/2026
I know exactly which one you’re talking about and am also very curious about it. It’s the one that backs up to the cemetery? Odd piece of real estate
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 26/09/2026
I bike through it often to get to the gym, and this is accurate. I’ve heard rumors there is a secret entrance to the cemetery somewhere in Budlong Woods.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 26/09/2026
Having a hard time deciding what to pick for my winter hobby this year. Will consider all suggestions.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 24/09/2026
Absolutely agree with that.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 24/09/2026
Minnesota nice may have left permanent trauma on my east coast born and raised husband 😬 I think there are varying degrees of MN Nice, and the extreme end of it can be very toxic.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 24/09/2026
Indiana being a made up word and also problematic feels correct.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 24/09/2026
Embarrassed how difficult it was for me to figure out yellow
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 23/09/2026
It may only be Wednesday, but Survivor is back tonight, which means I get to go to my favorite pizza place and yell at the TV with friends and strangers. I can't wait.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 23/09/2026
Wild to know the exact intersections and length of Boystown while also trying to use it as an insult 😬
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Your windows need scrubbing,” said Frog. “Your plants need watering.” “Tomorrow!” cried Toad. “I will do it all tomorrow!”
Frog, ever the know-it-all, points out all the shortcomings of Toad's housekeeping. It is true, though, that Toad's house is a mighty mess, including a pile of dirty dishes in the sink.

From "Tomorrow"
In *Days with Frog and Toad*
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 22/09/2026
Ok I don’t disagree with any of this, but what is this red wing boot lifetime warranty?? I’ve never heard of that before, and I’ve got three pairs, would love to claim a warranty on the old ones.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 21/09/2026
Went to a wedding this weekend. It was really nice to dress up and see so many friends
A man in a blue suit and patterned tie taking a mirror selfie in a hotel room.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 21/09/2026
Also, I am the plex friend and this is exactly what I did.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 21/09/2026
Oh my god the forecast looks like ramen season and I’m very excited.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 21/09/2026
Calling all folks that have an old gaming computer they can’t afford to upgrade, this is your time to shine.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 19/09/2026
I’ve figured it out. Time for a capybara tattoo to match the possum tattoo.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 19/09/2026
Here is an alligator named broccoli.
Broccoli the mini Aussie looking like an alligator
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 18/09/2026
This is the real me by the way.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 18/09/2026
Maybe it’s the incoming fall weather, but it feels like I need another tattoo.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 16/09/2026
Got the annual membership two years ago and never looking back. The little e-bike basket is perfect for transporting tacos home btw.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 16/09/2026
Very similar to one of my favorites! Taco seasoned ground turkey is great, never thought about adding cottage cheese but sounds like a great idea.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 11/09/2026
One more day until Robyn concert, Broccoli and I both woke up very excited. He doesn’t know he can’t go yet.
Brown mini Aussie named broccoli and me with big excited faces laying in bed.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 05/09/2026
CrossFit is dumb, but it’s so fun and challenging. If you find a good gym it’s really the best.
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Barry Butler Photography @barrybutler9.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Skyline in September. Today on the first day of the month in Chicago.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 31/08/2026
Fun!! Mine is marrow-gnawer, I’ve had this deck for a long time, but I just think it’s so fun I never take it apart.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 31/08/2026
I also have a rat deck and it is my favorite commander deck!
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 27/08/2026
Ive figured it out. The more artists I follow on bluesky the better it gets!
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 26/08/2026
They are so fun, I burned through all 8. Then I found out there are other LitRPG series, and now I can’t stop.
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Jake Schoolman @jake.school · 24/08/2026
I definitely already have “enough” bikes, but every time I see a Brompton I think I need one more bike.
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