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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 05/10/2026
Thread of small things I noticed whilst in Japan (before I forget)
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 23/09/2026
The need to commission a study on the choices of western music played at Japanese stores
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 04/09/2026
Forgot to add water to the rice cooker and now I have a solid block of hot rice
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 28/08/2026
I wonder of the aesthetics of Soviet communism would be different if the weather wasn't so cold?
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 24/08/2026
Do people listen to bad albums the same way that people watch bad movies?
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 10/08/2026
Turning 30 really does flip on the Steely Dan appreciation switch in your brain
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 09/08/2026
Learning that I can't have "ok boomer" in my alcohol advertising: www.asa.org.uk/advice-onlin...
Screenshot from https://www.asa.org.uk/advice-online/alcohol-the-young.html

Text reads:

Humour

Humour is acceptable but it must not be of a type typically associated with children or teenagers. That almost certainly rules out, for example, practical jokes, slapstick comedy, sexual humour (Stiffy Shots Ltd, 21 January 2004 and Beverage Brands, 22 September 2004), outwitting authority, ignoring responsibilities, ''generation gap'' references, puerile behaviour (Beverage Brands, 9 June 2004) and anything linked to youth culture. Juvenile or adolescent behaviour is also problematic (even in an ad where the individual playing a significant role is not drinking) – in 2016, the ASA concluded that a social media star jumping into a pool onto an inflatable would be classed as “juvenile” behaviour, and the ad therefore breached the Code (Global Brands Ltd, 26 October 2016). See also Alcohol: Juvenile or adolescent behaviour.
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Anu C. @anumation.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Rajkumari Zelda, 2026 edition ✨
Illustration of Princess Zelda reimagined as a Rajkumari. She is wearing a white and blue lengha inspired by how she appears in Breath of the Wild, and holding a talwar version of the Master Sword
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 29/07/2026
How did the Teriyaki Boyz make that sound? It's so recognisable
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 27/07/2026
Becoming a matcha latte person...
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 21/07/2026
Microwave that has rave strobe lights instead of a beeper to indicate when it's done
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 04/07/2026
The more I think about it, the funnier it is that GCP europe-west-2 is just 3 warehouses in Slough
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 04/07/2026
They are playing Darude Sandstorm in the sports bar
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 27/06/2026
Saw an advert for the live action Moana Looks like shit
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 23/06/2026
What the current summer feels like: <END SCENE OF END OF EVANGELION AFTER THE THIRD IMPACT BUT WITH KIER STARMERS FACE INSTEAD OF LILLITH>
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 19/06/2026
I think we should nuke what remains of Twitter
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 06/06/2026
Finding out why Geoff Keighley is in love with Video Game Oscars as a concept
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article for Geoff Keighley. It reads

Early career

Geoff Keighley was born on June 24, 1978, to Patricia and David Keighley (1948–2025).He grew up in suburban Toronto with his two siblings, Chris and Jennifer. Keighley's parents were executives at IMAX Corporation, which came with membership in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences; his father was the company's first chief quality officer. Through them, Keighley gained an appreciation of the Oscars and awards shows in general.
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 04/06/2026
1 million years dungeon to the people operating 2-stroke hedge trimmers outside my flat intermittently since 8am
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride Fix your hearts or die
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 31/05/2026
Ordering a burger at a restaurant The order machine provides you an order number: Good, excellent, it is being processed according to a system The order machine asks you for your name for the staff to call out: Bad, horrible, no faith, they don't need to know my name
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 30/05/2026
You can do so much more laundry on a hot summers day
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 26/05/2026
Why the fuck did Ferrari hire Jony Ive to design their first electric car? Shit looks like an Apple Mouse on wheels 1 million years dungeon
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 11/05/2026
How popular was the Akira manga to have justified creating the Akira Committee and giving it a $5MM budget in 1988?
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Bigs🎃 @goatemperor.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
bull staring off into space imagines eating the grass he's standing on
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 09/04/2026
Did people in ancient mesopotamia also have vocal stims?
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 08/04/2026
I think YouTube should bring back the homepage that was the same for everyone
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 28/03/2026
Saw someone using an iPod Shuffle as a hair clip yesterday
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 12/02/2026
Interesting moment at the gym yesterday, where it seemed like everyone paused mid set to watch the Figure Skating Ice Dance on the TVs, and then immediately resuming once the dance was finished
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 06/02/2026
An edit of the XKCD Comic "Dependency" https://xkcd.com/2347/

A precarious towering structure is show.
The entire structure is labelled "Billionaire Pedophile Infrastructure"
The base of the structure lies on two small supports.
The smallest support, in which the structure would completely collapse if removed, is labelled "A project Jeffery Epstein in Little St. James has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003"
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I wonder how he's handling all this
Filmmaker Neil Breen
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 27/01/2026
Enjoying how half the photos from the F1 pre-season testing look like they were taken in the style of photographing bigfoot
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 27/01/2026
GitHub's internal image hosting service confuses me. I don't think it's documented anywhere, but how long do they even retain the images? How do they abide by the Online Safety Act (and other weird laws)?
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 23/01/2026
The Artemis program is going to spawn an entire new generation of Moon conspiracy theorists
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 21/01/2026
We are never getting a new Splinter Cell game now aaaaaaaaa
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 21/01/2026
Why is the GCP homepage like this? The "Quick access" buttons to get to services I want to use are at the bottom of the page cut-off, while the majority of the page is white space and things I don't need to interact with. Why design like this for people who have to WORK WITH THIS ON A DAILY BASIS
Screenshot of the Google Cloud Platform console hompage.
The quick access buttons to the actual services are at the bottom and cut off so I can't even see all of them
The majority of the page is whitespace, abstract design and other bullshit I don't need
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 19/01/2026
Doing psychic damage to myself by realising that Justice - Cross is 19 years old
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Dani(They/Them)- comms CLOSED reopening November @angusburgers.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
Brooklyn, 1980. A kind young man from Japan offers Mario to adapt his life's story into video games. The old man's only request is that his wife gets to be a Princess, as she should be.
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 12/01/2026
Why did I buy a whole bar of cooking chocolate instead of just a pocket of chocolate chips? Am I stupid
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 12/01/2026
the best run the jewels songs are the ones that sound like you’ve just been jumped in a medieval fantasy forest by a pair of very strange and violent elvish highwayman who are explaining Their Whole Deal to you
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 12/01/2026
I wonder what the Bitconnect guy is doing right now
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 10/01/2026
Is there a reason that movies don't have the same level of "consumer product framing" that video games do? Is it just a feature of age?
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 08/01/2026
If it's going to be this cold, the clouds could at least have the common decency to snow instead of rain
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 04/01/2026
Politicians and CEOs logging on to Kalshi like it's the Yalta conference
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 03/01/2026
Got accused of being a bot again on Facebook marketplace 🤖
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 03/01/2026
Good morning fellow vassal state citizens
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 03/01/2026
Can't wait for him to make the same exact movie for the fourth time (complimentary)
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 02/01/2026
ENOUGH
Screenshot of the moderation settings in the  Bluesky app
I have entered the word "grok" as a muted word forecer
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 01/01/2026
Hoping this is the year the trend of holding the lav mic dies
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 31/12/2025
Oceans 11, but they are stealing DDR5 from an OpenAI data centre
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 30/12/2025
I am not joking, but the phrase "Focus M" from that Mario video has been bouncing around my head like the DVD screensaver
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