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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 05/10/2026
It's very silly, but I did miss having English tea, and it's very hard to find. Had to make do with the milk tea bottles they have everywhere
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 05/10/2026
No bins anywhere! Probably the single most annoying thing. I actually took this picture of a bin I saw inside temple grounds because it was such a rare sight
Image of a bamboo structured bin in Japan
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 09/08/2026
Learning that I can't have "ok boomer" in my alcohol advertising: www.asa.org.uk/advice-onlin...
Screenshot from https://www.asa.org.uk/advice-online/alcohol-the-young.html

Text reads:

Humour

Humour is acceptable but it must not be of a type typically associated with children or teenagers. That almost certainly rules out, for example, practical jokes, slapstick comedy, sexual humour (Stiffy Shots Ltd, 21 January 2004 and Beverage Brands, 22 September 2004), outwitting authority, ignoring responsibilities, ''generation gap'' references, puerile behaviour (Beverage Brands, 9 June 2004) and anything linked to youth culture. Juvenile or adolescent behaviour is also problematic (even in an ad where the individual playing a significant role is not drinking) – in 2016, the ASA concluded that a social media star jumping into a pool onto an inflatable would be classed as “juvenile” behaviour, and the ad therefore breached the Code (Global Brands Ltd, 26 October 2016). See also Alcohol: Juvenile or adolescent behaviour.
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 06/06/2026
Finding out why Geoff Keighley is in love with Video Game Oscars as a concept
A screenshot of the Wikipedia article for Geoff Keighley. It reads

Early career

Geoff Keighley was born on June 24, 1978, to Patricia and David Keighley (1948–2025).He grew up in suburban Toronto with his two siblings, Chris and Jennifer. Keighley's parents were executives at IMAX Corporation, which came with membership in the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences; his father was the company's first chief quality officer. Through them, Keighley gained an appreciation of the Oscars and awards shows in general.
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 15/05/2026
lmao
Screenshot except from the linked article:

In one episode, Wilson told a female fellow guest that she was too stupid to understand him, so she raised the fact that Wilson’s wife, Rachel, has children with three different men. He went thermonuclear. “You lick snizz,” he barked. “You’re a fucking dyke. Don’t talk shit about my wife, you stupid bitch.” He added, “I’m better than you.” It was an extraordinary display of uncontrolled aggression. In another clip, he mocked a female guest for being unable to open a pickle jar. She handed it to him, and he failed too. “Your hand greased the whole top of it,” he complained. Wilson has one of the most unpleasant internet personas I’ve ever encountered, and I’ve been on Bluesky. (He did not reply to my request for an interview, which was a relief).

In my screenshot I underlined "and I've been on Bluesky" for emphasis
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 11/02/2026
Two advertising billboards at my local train station 
The left advert has a squirrel fawning over a jar of peanut butter while upside down. The text reads "Once you start..."
The right advert is for Zyns
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 06/02/2026
An edit of the XKCD Comic "Dependency" https://xkcd.com/2347/

A precarious towering structure is show.
The entire structure is labelled "Billionaire Pedophile Infrastructure"
The base of the structure lies on two small supports.
The smallest support, in which the structure would completely collapse if removed, is labelled "A project Jeffery Epstein in Little St. James has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003"
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 21/01/2026
Why is the GCP homepage like this? The "Quick access" buttons to get to services I want to use are at the bottom of the page cut-off, while the majority of the page is white space and things I don't need to interact with. Why design like this for people who have to WORK WITH THIS ON A DAILY BASIS
Screenshot of the Google Cloud Platform console hompage.
The quick access buttons to the actual services are at the bottom and cut off so I can't even see all of them
The majority of the page is whitespace, abstract design and other bullshit I don't need
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 02/01/2026
ENOUGH
Screenshot of the moderation settings in the  Bluesky app
I have entered the word "grok" as a muted word forecer
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 13/12/2025
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 07/10/2025
Well this is fun day
My kitchen countertop. On the left is a red Yorkshire Tea mug filled with tea.
On the right, next to the mug, is a glass sugar container that has shattered into several pieces with the white sugar now spilling out, in sharp contrast, over the black counter top
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 03/10/2025
:)
The O2 Empire Shepherd's Bush theatre.
The sky is dark, but the 6 storey building is illuminated with tall thin trees in front.
There are several large queues of people spilling out of the entrance into the street.
The marquee reads "The 8 Bit Big Band"
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 23/08/2025
More flying lessons today
Cockpit view of a Cessna 152Outside image of the Cessna 152 parked on the ground with chocks and tie down ropes
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 20/07/2025
Genuinely don't remember buying this domain but it sure wasn't this price
Screenshot of an email sent to me:

Hi Jai,

You've got one or more domains which will expire in 30 days. You can easily renew them now by clicking the button below.

Renew Now

Domain(s) Due for Renewal on August 18, 2025

Name: skibiditoilet.movie
Auto-Renewal: (blank)
Price: $291.18
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 23/05/2025
Queuing on the street outside of Walthamstow Soho Theatre.
The sign above the entrance reads "Josh Johnson: The Flowers Tour"A view of the theatre stage from my seat.
The stage is ready with a barstool and a mic on stand. There appears to be a full house
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 29/03/2025
Old Royal Naval College, Greenwich
A picture of the old naval college Greenwich.
The view is northward with the college in the foreground and the towers of Canary Wharf in the distance between the college buildings.
It is sunset and there is a pleasant orange glow on all the buildings
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 08/03/2025
Clipper Quay, London
A photo taken at Clipper Quay, London.
North facing towards the Canary Wharf towers during sunset.
The foreground has the quay full of water.
The orb streetlamps are on
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 16/01/2025
Parakeet outside my window
A dreary overcast London morning in a residential area.
In the background are a row of red brick terraced flat buildings.
In the foreground is a tree with no leaves.
On one of the spindly, upward-facing branches sits a green parakeet.
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 20/11/2024
Very cold and very bright today
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 19/11/2024
Yeah
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 14/05/2023
Me sowing:
Me holding an open packet of sunflower seeds next to 5 freshly sown and composted plant pots
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jai_ /// जय @jai.moe · 14/05/2023
Baby horse
Mother horse and baby horse in a field
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