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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

i love to set up autoship for the discount and cancel immediately after the order ships, follow for more life hacks #girlmath

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Google Maps while I’m driving: Is the crash still there? Did it look pretty bad? 👀 Did it look pretty fucked up, that crash back there, you think?

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i don't know how to say this w/o sounding shady but i'm genuinely amazed at how little spice white people can tolerate. like actual wonder

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Stanford Medicine @stanfordmedicine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

A new study led by Stanford Medicine found the brain is two separate organs adjacent to one another. The finding could aid research into devastating neurological diseases. stan.md/3TmkJ5I

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

reading his memoir rn. ke might have been too classy to do anything about this but i'm not. i may be in a wheelchair but these fists still work drop the name ke

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

the guy who doohickeyed shinzo abe → jehovah's witnesses can get blood transfusions pipeline is INSANE

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

math majors are braver than me bc writing proofs forever sounds like a bad place torture designed specifically for me

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

didn't need additional reasons to dislike ed shee/ran other than his irritating whiny repetitive white sadboy music but happy to have them

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

that time of the semester again. some guy was like that's not what the assignment asked and i was like it's what your mom asked last night (i did not say this)

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

the penguin will always be the suica mascot the same way pluto will always be a planet (source: astrophysics student)

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

went to an arts market and heard vendors speaking mandarin so i bravely summoned all the courage in the world and asked if i could take photos and they said yeah feel free except i'm thinking abt it and instead of asking "is it ok to take photos" i think i asked "can photos ¿" so i guess i'll die

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

east asian beauty is so difficult to take inspo from, like is the makeup pretty or is it just contact lenses

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

oh this class has... way too much homework

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

might be entering my skincare era... what are y'all's skincare routines like

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

my professor has been moving heaven and earth to help make physics courses accessible w my disability and all i'm saying is her bf better be able to fight

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

gonna go full asian parent and start tagging my city's mayor on zohran mamdani's posts like look what zohran is doing. why can't you fix potholes like zohran

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

having a cat means sometimes you stick your entire head inside their litter box to smell how fresh their pee/poo is. and that's love

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i know crying is healthy but i hate it bc for the rest of the day your face still feels like you cried which reminds you of why you were crying which makes you cry more. which is exhausting

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

how i feel dropping $5 on alyssa grenfell's patreon

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alex <3 ♌︎ @alex.bsky.to · 12/08/2026

well she’s not called karoline stayitt

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

the fun part of having a cat is you don't even have to give birth to go into a panic anytime a little guy in your house is slightly off

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

darshen and samuel broke up love is over

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

jaspers discovered a new gap between furniture, growled when found, and came out 15min later going "wah 🥺" like he wasn't just mad as hell abt being looked at in a corner

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

ABDUL EL-SAYEDDD LET'S GO MICHIGAN!!!!!! MASHALLAHGAN!!!

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

every few days i search mitch mc/connell and sigh when the wikipedia entry preview still says "is" and not "was"

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

boss sent us their login for a webinar and their password is a BL character 💀💀💀💀💀💀

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🐈 📚 🎲 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

when meeting a new doctor, establish dominance by diagnosing them with something first

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

lord i see what you've done for lind/sey graham and i want that for......... you know 🤫

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

now that it's died down a bit is this a safe space to say project hail mary (especially the book) was fun but overhyped

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

it's taken me an hour and a half into the audiobook to realize the barcodes have been filed off There Is No Antimemetics Division and that the Unknown Organization hasn't been another name for the scp foundation this whole time

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

this book dares to ask: what if you had a cringefail clone? what if YOU'RE the cringefail clone i recommend + demand a sequel

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

so did they come up with a novel (lol) sorting system bc as a former library volunteer i cannot imagine trying to keep all that in order/position

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

microsoft word will ignore years of history and default to saving your document in a location only accessible by diving through a wormhole, traversing an alien sea, climbing the tallest mountain, and building an eldritch spire at the summit of said mountain

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

now why is cressida bancroft on the teacher UK the character everrrrrr

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

for the longest time when people talked about syd/ney swee/ney being a blonde bombshell i pictured sabrina carpenter and when i finally bothered to google syd/ney swee/ney i was like......... that's it?

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

"your settings are changing" "your privacy options are changing" "our terms and conditions are changing" shut uppppppppp

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

LRT > From Goblin, age 8: ART, Do you love Murderbot? > ART: Yes, but don’t tell anyone. HELLO ??????

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

she's literally so cool she manages to be fashionable in this sack of a dress and looks like a painting just standing there

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'cause rock is cool but the struggle is better @fairestcat.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The Instagram algorithm occasionally knows exactly what I need to see. Meet Cheeto, the department cat of the UC Davis Physics department.

A resume for Cheeto the cat on official letterhead and everything. Posted to the Instagram account cheetodaily

University of California, Davis
• ••
UCDAVIS
HPC@UCD
UC Davis High Performance
Computing

Dr. Cheeto Cat
Departmental Research Mascot and Feline Fellow
he/him/chonker
• Physics Building, east side.
Office Hours
By appointment or opening of a tuna can.

Cheeto joined HPC@UCD as a stray scholar-in-residence and has since established himself as a
permanent fixture of academic life. Although lacking a formal degree, he has consistently demonstrated excellence in curiosity-driven research and has made significant contributions to the department's morale and well-being.

More of Cheeto's resume:

HPC@UCD

His work primarily centers on applied Box Mechanics, Lap-Centered Gravitational Fields, and Quantum Paw-sitioning. In addition to his research, Cheeto provides ongoing mentorship to graduate students in stress management and snack awareness. He is also recognized for his expertise in sunbeam allocation studies and nap-energy conservation.

Outside the laboratory, Cheeto can often be found patrolling the Physics exterior, engaging in outreach with passing students, or conducting field studies on food dish availability.

Education and Degree(s)
• Ph.D. (Purring Highly Distinguished), Physics
• M.Sc., Nap Energy Conservation
• B.Sc., General Mischief and Applied Curiosity
Honors and Awards
• Awarded continuous funding in Kibble and Treats, 2020-present.
• Recipient, Golden Yarn Award for advances in applied string theory, 2022.
• Distinguished Nap Medal, 2021.

The final page of Cheeto's resume:

HPC@UCD

Research Interests & Expertise

Quantum Paw-sitioning: Investigation into the simultaneous occupation of multiple physical states, including boxes, laptops, and human laps.
• Thermal Fur-dynamics: Optimizing nap placement for maximal solar gain and fur-based heat retention.
• String Theory (Applied): Experimental engagement with yarn and cable oscillation modes.
• Gravitational Attraction Studies: Quantifying the irresistible force of a cat toward laps and warm keyboards.
• Box Mechanics: Exploration of feline-object interactions within constrained cardboard
enclosures.

Publications

• Cheeto (2025). On the Lapward Drift of Feline Bodies: A Gravitational Study. Journal of Feline
Mechanics.
• Cheeto (2024). Purr Frequencies and Their
Correlation with Graduate Student Productivity.
Applied Acoustics Letters.
• Cheeto (2023). Schrödinger's Nap: A Field Experiment in Superposition. Quantum Cat
Physics Review.

A picture of an Orange tabby cat resting peacefully in the dappled sunshine under a tree.

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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I’ve made a HUGE batch of colorful doodle kitties for my drop this month! And each one is based on the colors of a pride flag 😌 Swipe to see them all! I had so much fun with this batch, all of these colors were great to work with ⬇️

An assortment of original doodle illustrations of cats in black ink drawn on top of scribbles in various Pride flag colors. They’re all unique and stylized. The flags shown are: rainbow, bisexual, lesbian.

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

astronomers love to name telescopes like uhhh well i guess it's a Bigass Hugemongous Really Very Large Telescope

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National Radio Astronomy Observatory - NSF NRAO @thenrao.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

NEW from #AAS248: Astronomers Catch Black Holes “Burping” in Radio with the NSF VLA Years after the visible light from a tidal disruption event (TDE) has dimmed, many of these black holes “burp” out streams of material that can be seen glowing in radio waves. #RadioAstro #VeryLargeArray #VLA

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Astronomers Catch Black Holes “Burping” in Radio with the NSF VLA

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

wished a happy pride to an older guy wearing a rainbow keith haring shirt carrying a kiehl's bag and worried for a second he'd think i was being snide before catching my own reflection in my car (cuffed jeans, combat boots, blackwork tattoos)

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

not to humanize (derogatory) it but ART in the murderbot graphic audiobooks is hot...

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

me when i impulsively adopt a cat as a suicidal 18-y.o. and now i'm a grown office lady and he has a cold

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JADE MAO @jademaomi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

why was the among us show good......

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