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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I think I’m going to take a social media break. I’ll be back eventually ✌🏼✌🏼

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Friendly reminder: clean your reusable water bottle at least 1x per week even if it doesn’t look dirty

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Maybe it will be fate and we’ll see each other dancing and lock eyes 👀

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I wish I could eat as much as I want with no repercussions

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’ve been watching so much straight porn recently…. It doesn’t even make sense

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s like rain on your wedding day 🌧️

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I probably need to do more drugs and stop raw dogging life tbh

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

One of those days where I hit nearly every red light

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I went to the gym and climbed the equivalent of the Statue of Liberty

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

People posting short videos of them hitting a vape… cringe behavior

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

1 week until I see Robyn in Chicago and it feels like I’m not actually prepared with everything going on and closing on my new place. 🫩🫩

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Is anyone actually feeling positive about the future or are we all just pretending that things are going to be ok?

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Nick @nicktyde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Happy Friday

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

With as much time as I spend on YT I should pay for premium to avoid ads but I hate subscriptions

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

When the average person doesn’t pay attention to politics and has a 5th grade comprehension level… you’re going to be tuned out and dismissed

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Everything is word salad and no real plans or policies. It’s like every word is crafted to give absolutely no information to the listener 🙄🙄

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Listening to Democrat leadership talk it’s abundantly clear why so many Americans don’t view the democrats as a viable political party

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I also find it oddly satisfying that I have more in common with states out west than I do with someone from most of Ohio 😂

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ope. Don’t mind me. I’m just gonna scooch past ya and grab the ranch ✋

Mydialect.us map showing red areas across Michigan and the upper Midwest

Your dialect map
Redder areas talk more like you; bluer areas least.
You talk most like someone from Michigan —
About 58% of your answers match a typical resident.

My Dialect - Standard

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I’d probably need some protein injections at a minimum to survive 🤭

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I fear the drive there might kill me…. Otherwise I’d be jumping in bed and sleeping the day away

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Hammy @hammy42.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

New shirt 😝 it’s going to be raining a lot today so no side quests ☹️

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Colby @colbydc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Ya girl is 32 today 🥳

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Lay on him like a weighted blanket so he can’t move even if he wants to

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Can I call you Lord Zedd? I promise to get nasty 😉

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Storms are rolling through and the pressure change has caused a headache. I just want to go back to bed 🤕

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Does anyone have half a cup of 10 minutes I can borrow?

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Did you know that one glass of the leading brand of orange juice contains twice the amount of sugar your kids should be getting in a day?

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Jadedlilmonkey 🙈 🙉 🙊 @jadedlilmonkey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Thinking about eating out one of my bloomfs

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