evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026between a laaate night and sweet romance…. caaan’t lie I’d rather just dance….static.klipy.comBobby Brown, Michael Jackson & Whitney HoustonALT: Bobby Brown, Michael Jackson & Whitney Houston 010
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026every time i collect my thoughts and get myself together and things start to go slightly right for me my sister tries to kill herself and i’m expected to just fix it 230
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i watched resident evil today…… my conclusion is that not every movie has to be funny…. in every single scene.. 040
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026just got home, storm is brewing, wine is poured, stroking my dick, i feel HEALED 0140
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026pulled my back (AGAIN) on labor day…. it’s all one big joke 031
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026a complete and total disaster like a DISASTER happened at work and i’m literally the only one doing anything about it nobody else gaf 000
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i show my bravery through taking selfies in portrait mode 3841
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026my 8 year old niece asked me if i know driver’s license by olivia rodrigostatic.klipy.comKate Walsh Kate Walsh ShockedALT: Kate Walsh Kate Walsh Shocked 050
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 30/08/2026send another weak “i’m sorry”…….static.klipy.comKate Walsh Kate Walsh ShockedALT: Kate Walsh Kate Walsh Shocked 040
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026has anybody else been cutting their own hair for the past ten years and they’re just like.. tired of doing it…… i’m so tired of cutting my fucking hair 260
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026quote with the oldest nude in your camera roll! november 2017 was the oldest i could find (i was 21) happy #fcf! 21746
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026character in this murder she wrote episode named rhonda sykes please be serious 030
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026queer icons dying left and right my sister’s checked into the mental hospital i have to watch her children tomorrow work has been a total disaster for weeks everything is expensive my rent’s going up next monthstatic.klipy.comPearl Ending Scene Pearl Movie SmileALT: Pearl Ending Scene Pearl Movie Smile 1130
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026my life was immeasurably better when i was playing baldur’s gate 3……. 090
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026is anybody else the designated emotional regulator to their narcissistic family 010
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026i don’t wanna go antiquing but i think we’re gonna go antiquing…… 0510
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026bought new glasses (again) and they’re reminiscent of the glasses i had ten years ago did we do it did we “glow up” 1410
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026so i played the three bonus prequel missions in halo campaign evolved 120
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026ordered taco bell and they have put lettuce in every single itemstatic.klipy.comJamie Lee Curtis & Scream Queens: Intense GazeALT: Jamie Lee Curtis & Scream Queens: Intense Gaze 100
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026day drunk(ish) and doing laundry bc my mood is WACK and a lot of stressful things are happening around me (not TO me) and this album is literally saving my mentality rn 030
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026i should’ve never been given access to an HSA card i just keep buying glasses 030
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I WONDER IF YOUUUUU GOT HER IN YOUR ROOOOOOOOMstatic.klipy.comHeavenly Fall: TranscendenceALT: Heavenly Fall: Transcendence 020
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026convinced that a disgruntled customer hired an etsy witch to put a curse on my workplace bc hooooly shit….. everything that can go wrong is going WRONG 000
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026AREN’T I PRETTY ENOUGH FOR MORE THAN FUN IN THE DAAAAARK 150
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026i shaved all of my body hair off and i’m doing a face mask i actually done a healing 0330
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026cannot express how brutally hard i worked today i’m BEAT but thankfully my boss said he’s buying me 2 drinks at the hilary duff concert :D 050
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026my love is out shopping and i KNOW it’s because i’m a fucking nightmare when i’m sick y’all don’t even know 030
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026downloading assassin’s creed odysseystatic.klipy.comSophia The Robot: Artificial RobotgirlALT: Sophia The Robot: Artificial Robotgirl 050
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 20/07/2026would love to go to the pool for my day off but the air quality is shit this existence is a prison 030
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026having the shittiest day i could possibly have at work only to then go home and IMMEDIATELY watch my 8 year old nephewstatic.klipy.comPearl Ending Scene Pearl Movie SmileAlt: insane smile that pearl does at the end of the movie pearl 050
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 16/07/2026ate my unwashed blueberries for breakfast…. and I’ll DO IT AGAIN TOMORROWstatic.klipy.comRose WarriorALT: Rose Warrior 040
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026not the news i expected to wake up to but lady graham always was a true showgirl at heart enjoy hell you horrible bastard! 070
evan @wakeupevan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026i just know if i really really tried i could 100% breathe fire rn 030
