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Mother of God

@jadedbirch.bsky.social
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El, she/her, queer, witchy, multishippy fandom old, writing gay porn for your highest good, Путин хуйло! 🇺🇦 AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/ElDiablit…

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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Calling ARC readers! My wife and I would love to send you free gay shit! @bonthewitch.bsky.social @westie.bsky.social @katlacakes.eurosky.social
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Just like his brother, Yibo, my feline son is terribly handsome
My beautiful Bombay black cat with his red collar on the leopard print bedding
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
My wife is so giving 🔥🔥🔥
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Also look at my cat-in-law? Brother-in-cat? My wife's parent's other son? He's so handsome 🥰
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hellooooooo! My Writersona - Simona Niles - is now on the TikkyTokky. Mostly to support my hot wife @aelemercier.bsky.social who has been showering the world in endless MM smut with soul. Really you should follow HER because she's always giving away free p🔥rn💕
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A.E. LeMercier @aelemercier.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
📚 Exciting News! 📚 My steamy short, "The Party Favor", is FREE on Ream from October 24–31, 2025 for #ReamRaid ! 🎉 Discover amazing stories & support indie authors! SEE IT: readers.reamstories.com/raid #writesky #queerwriters #writers #lgbtqwriters #FreeBooks #IndieAuthors @reamythecat.bsky.social
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Someone really looked at him and said "Boop, needs a flower on his nosie!"
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I deeply resonate with my son's Garden Slut looks but his jaunty chapeau looks are always so timeless
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I've been derelict in my duty of informing people when our gay shit becomes available. But MerSir! Pirates! Asshole sharks! And learning what the third "leg" is for! Check out "The Little MerSir: A MM Pirate Romance" on Radish via @radish_fiction radishfiction.com/stories/32260
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Radish | The Little MerSir: A MM Pirate Romance by Simona Niles
Here is the 'The Little MerSir: A MM Pirate Romance' book by Simona Niles. Enjoy the interesting story, 'The Little MerSir: A MM Pirate Romance' at your fingertips!
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Make America Gideon Actually and let's not pretend it's about something else
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Shayna MoooOOOooon (she/they) @themoonis.gay · 30/01/2025
this is what mary shelly envisioned while she was watching lord byron top her husband
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Celebrating 2025 by launching "Napa Valley Heat" on Radish! This is the one where 2 very bad daddies (and a dog named RBG) adopt themselves a poolboy 😏 radishfiction.com/stories/32168
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Radish | Napa Valley Heat - a MMM Poly Age-Gap Romance by Simona Niles
Here is the 'Napa Valley Heat - a MMM Poly Age-Gap Romance' book by Simona Niles. Enjoy the interesting story, 'Napa Valley Heat - a MMM Poly Age-Gap Romance' at your fingertips!
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
My human son just gets better and better
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Have you checked out Radish yet? It's an #ebook platform that lets you read #queererotica #romance for free*! Now my collaboration with @a-e-lemercier.bsky.social hilariously titled "The Bitchelor" is on Radish, with BONUS sexy content! #queerwriters #lgbtqwriters radishfiction.com/stories/32061
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Radish | The Bitchelor: a Poly MM Reality TV Romance by Simona Niles
Here is the 'The Bitchelor: a Poly MM Reality TV Romance' book by Simona Niles. Enjoy the interesting story, 'The Bitchelor: a Poly MM Reality TV Romance' at your fingertips!
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The cognitive dissonance of wanting to squish my kitten son all the time while also being real tired of his destructive shenanigans 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣❤️
An adorable black kitten's head is peaking out of the bedside table shelf.
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This is a really important post about my new kitten sleeping on me:
A black kitten, 3.5 months old, asleep over red blankets on top of an invisible person. Toe beans are visible on the front paw.
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
what are 4 fics (or fewer) that you'd tell people to read if they want to get to know you as a fic author? ignore hits, ignore kudos—simply vibe. here's mine for #mdzs #theuntamed:
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Nothing more horrifying than rereading your own fic over a year after it published and finding some deeply embarrassing typos in it. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Quote this post with your most kudos'd AO3 fic I can't believe it's my one time travel #Wangxian fic that I wrote in like a couple of hours for the White Day Exchange in 2021. Still going strong, the ridiculous thing! archiveofourown.org/works/29767950
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New Session | Archive of Our Own
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
When I got to clean the house Expectation vs Reality
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Westie @westie.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
My fic for #topxianbang is here! I had the privilege of writing for an absolutely lovely piece by @wrecklwj.bsky.social featuring TEN fabulous partners for our lucky birthday boy. 🥳 💦 14.7k, Rated E 💦 95% porn, 5% fixed-it AU 💦 Wei Wuxian Fucks Everybody: the Fic archiveofourown.org/works/60482914
 Wei Wuxian's Dick Riding Birthday Bash
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Summary:

    Each invitation bears a hand-painted portrait of Wei Wuxian, lounging in glorious undress with an inviting smile and a certain feature rising to prominence beneath his zhongku. The text accompanying this enticing illustration is simple:

    The honor of your presence is cordially requested for

    WEI WUXIAN'S DICK-RIDING BIRTHDAY BASH
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DizziDreams @dizzidreams.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Locked Tomb Wangxian AU? LOCKED TOMB WANGXIAN AU. Art by me, and INCREDIBLE fic by @wraithcaterpillar.bsky.social. Everyone go read all about our favorite necromancer and sword fighting duo, now in a different font!
Necromancer WWX and Cavalier LWJ standing side by side wearing ninth house skull paint as skeletons pop out of the ground like daisies.
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
There should be more Zhanchengxian art in the world but there's this www.tumblr.com/materlyowing...
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YOYO
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 15/11/2024
BTW since a lot of people have arrived recently, I wanted to make sure everyone knows about two AWESOME FEATURES that would have been great on twitter: 1) if someone quotes a post of yours to be a jerk, you can detach your post from theirs! It vanishes & they can do nothing about it. It feels good.
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
For everyone: post a banger that isn't in English Well okay 🇺🇦 youtu.be/zNetXPSld50?...
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Go_A - Solovey - Ukraine 🇺🇦 - Official Video - Eurovision 2020
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
So, yesterday I woke up to someone accusing me of being a #Zhancheng anti because I .... Gave them a happy ending in one of my fics?? Pals, I'm so tired
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I've had this new phone for several months and I only just realized that I never logged into BlueSky on it. Hope y'all have been enjoying my riveting content of NOTHING 🙌🏻
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Hey friends, one of my books is FREE today on Amazon! Shoot for the Heart a.co/d/6rRdh61
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Shoot for the Heart - Kindle edition by Niles, Simona. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
Shoot for the Heart - Kindle edition by Niles, Simona. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while readin...
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
Also I need everyone to admire what a great job my wife did with this cover 😍
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 20/07/2024
My latest hot and ridiculous shenanigans are available at the content provider of your choice! books2read.com/u/mdAYOW This one has polyamory, cock cages, and a dog named RBG!
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Napa Valley Heat by Simona Niles
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
I also wanted to share that our mlm romances can be made available for free at your local public library upon request. If your library doesn't already carry Simona Niles and A. E. LeMercier, request our gay shit on ebook and enjoy it FOR FREE 🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 13/07/2024
Hey please check out this hilarious and sexy collab from my Writersona and My Wife 🙏🏻💕 It's THE BITCHELOR! www.tumblr.com/simonaniles/...
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Super excited to share another collaboration with the beautiful @aelemercier ‼️ A HILARIOUS, STEAMY GAY REALITY TV POLY ROMANCE. Against his better judgment, Captain Harrison Pearce, Jr, has allow…
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
I think it's really charming how he looks like he went back in time to 2002 and raided my closet because he wanted to look like a young Ukrainian American sapphic 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
My wife is giving her gay porn away for FREE like a gay superhero! Happy Pride 🌈
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
This sparks joy 😻
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
I'm also personally gratified that my son decided to role play Marshall LWJ from my Western! AU
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 06/06/2024
I've been starved for a touch of genderfuckery for him and at last my time has come!
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
I should really repost that with the amazing cover: books2read.com/b/mVXanp Rockstars! Poodles! Horrific song lyrics! Found family feels! Hot adult fun times!
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Everyone should read this hot and hilarious gay romp that my wife and I co-authored together: books2read.com/b/mVXanp
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
The Rock Star and the Poodle by A.E. LeMercier and Simona Niles
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
Support your local Me and buy my book from the epublisher of your choice! books2read.com/u/bMEBav
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
Shoot for the Heart by Simona Niles
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
@bonthewitch.bsky.social I can't figure out if Bluesky does private messages but I am not ashamed to rec you my wife's Bearfucker Fic - enjoy! books2read.com/b/bzqo1D
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Available now at your favorite digital store!
The Curse of the Bear Prince by A.E. LeMercier
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 22/04/2024
Happy Earth Day to Mama Gaia! Look at this hot bitch (Jane Fonda) youtu.be/6relEh-w1ao?...
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
Hey y'all! Against all odds and the Enshittification of my personal situation, I have finished Zhanchengxian Accidental Marriage: Supreme Idiocy Edition! 💙💜❤️ archiveofourown.org/works/540804...
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
I cannot believe I'm actually going to post the last chapter of this fic soon! It's been with me through some real shit. My dad's cancer diagnosis, the loss of my day job, me coming into my power as an energy healer, it's been a wild few months! Thank you, Precious Idiots!
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
Speaking of self promotion, I've dusted off my Writersona, so I can supplement my income by sharing my gay shit more widely with the world. Some of you might recognize this from its original incarnation (heheheh). The rest of you can enjoy ARRANGED MARRIAGE IN SPACE! books2read.com/u/49Jkyp
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Hey friends, since I'm currently funemployed I'm trying to be better at promoting my energy healing services to supplement my income. Please share this link to my Etsy shop 🙏🏻 healingpendulum.etsy.com
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
There's really nothing more offensive than our cat being constantly annoyed and disappointed to find me in my room, where I live.
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Mother of God @jadedbirch.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Hey friends, since I'm currently funemployed I'm trying to be better at promoting my energy healing services to supplement my income. Please share this link to my Etsy shop 🙏🏻 healingpendulum.etsy.com
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