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The Jade Ape

@jadeape.bsky.social
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The Ministry of Truth shall set you free

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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Mine too. Completely agree. I'll go so far as to say that the UHF Soundtrack is my all time favorite Weird Al album.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If this is true, this is crazy. Amazon caught red handed fixing prices on their own website using their own price monitoring tools 🤦‍♂️
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Simple. Biden built windmills and windmills are killing the plants, so Biden caused the food shortages.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm rich!!
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Doge Meme with Mini Doges
ALT: Doge Meme with Mini Doges
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm going to start calling it "Double Plus Good Intelligence" 😉
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hegseth stole those lines from George C. Marshall. J/K he didn't.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
America's new golden age...
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Jack Smith doesn't even fuck around when it comes to lunch breaks...
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sorry bro, you're going to need some nerds to run the computers... #facts
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Congress can barely agree on any regulation policies.... they expect for-profit companies to agree self regulate?? "Also, Dude, 'Artificial Intelligence' is not the preferred nomenclature. Super Intelligence, please."
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Haha nice! The National Design Studio can lick my American nuts!
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
David's discussed his position on Israel, including his outline of steps for unification and lasting peace, several times on his show over the years.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Sleepy Joe and the Dumocrats didn't know anything about poverty, but I've been doing poverty all my life. I know a lot about poverty and how to deliver it to the American people in a very bigly manner. " -DJT
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
💯
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely INSANE podcast about the completely pilled DOS. The Right wing will not give up power easily. Power will have to be wrangled out of their hands, quite forcefully.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our "little excursion" into scenic Iran....
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Also, Dude, 'Artificial Intelligence' is not the preferred nomenclature. Super Intelligence, please." #AI #SuperIntelligence
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Also, Dude, "Artificial Intelligence" is not the preferred nomenclature. Super-American Intelligence, please."
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lake America connects to the Gulf of America via the America River....
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sir you've gotta admit, that helipad granite is wicked awesome.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah nice one @gtconway.bsky.social , that was tight!
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is the first time Trump has taken on a new project that flopped quickly. Frankly, I'm surprised by this news.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He's no good to me dead: Best practices for preservation of goods using carbonite encasement.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The highlight reel they are showing when you visit the channel is VERY well edited. Brief cuts of Trump walking next to world leaders... that's about it. Pure propaganda that will be taken offline once Dems are in the White House.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Will something finally stick to the Teflon Don?? 🍳🥘
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's become clear to me: the next presidential administration is going to clean up this Iran mess. The current administration is simply too worried about saving face to actually take meaningful actions to end the war and lower gas prices.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Obama be like "can i get some blame too??"
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We're number 1! 😆
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Pengu Pudgy
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"DOGE was a scam to dismantle the agencies investigating Musk and his businesses..." One hundred percent agree 💯 . It was never about finding fraud or reducing waste.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why do troops need to be in meticulous shape in 2026? Are they all doing hand to hand combat or marching for miles?
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Completely predictable, and this is even Trump's boy!! 😆
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I got a check during covid... for what that's worth.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sir this is the price... of popularity! 😁
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listening to the the Republican National Convention tonight. It's basically the two minutes hate from 1984. Am I right? #rnc
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Let's get the L outta here!
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh snap, that was tight! 😁😆
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The convention is during the opening NFL games. Not even MAGA will attend.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bro the NFL season starts at the same time as Trump's convention. Exactly zero people will be watching Trump.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So what would the administration do if there was, like, a real rainbow in the sky?
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Honestly, how many US troops fight hand to hand in wars and therefore need to be extremely muscular? Obviously there are some, but most of the military serve in support roles (logistics, IT, administration, utilities, etc.) Why did Whiskey Pete Kegbreath insist on such high physical standards?
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
$1000 bucks says they find zero leaks. Money well wasted
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The games don't even work. The controls are broken or the functions don't complete properly. Epic fail on many levels. Grand Theft Voting Rights
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I love how prices are still higher even though we're taking Venezuela's oil. What a loser.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump sounded so fucking confident during his election campaign that he could lower gas prices to under a dollar. Trump has NO CLUE what he is doing.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Grand Theft Voting Rights 😋
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Haha, he's doesn't want anything to do with Trump but he's afraid to say it. What go around come around kid.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When you're spending your time as president making coins of yourself and renaming stuff on maps, you are not winning.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Very good point. He definitely would have commented on Graham's death. You've convinced McConnell has very likely lost his facilities.
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The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Sir he's not sleeping. He's looking downward so that he can intensely focus on both the event currently occurring AND all the significant future issues that he might have to address later on in the... J/K - yeah he's sleeping. 😴
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