The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Mine too. Completely agree. I'll go so far as to say that the UHF Soundtrack is my all time favorite Weird Al album. 010
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If this is true, this is crazy. Amazon caught red handed fixing prices on their own website using their own price monitoring tools 🤦♂️ 100
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Simple. Biden built windmills and windmills are killing the plants, so Biden caused the food shortages. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I'm rich!!static.klipy.comDoge Meme with Mini DogesALT: Doge Meme with Mini Doges 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I'm going to start calling it "Double Plus Good Intelligence" 😉 011
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hegseth stole those lines from George C. Marshall. J/K he didn't. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jack Smith doesn't even fuck around when it comes to lunch breaks... 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sorry bro, you're going to need some nerds to run the computers... #facts 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Congress can barely agree on any regulation policies.... they expect for-profit companies to agree self regulate?? "Also, Dude, 'Artificial Intelligence' is not the preferred nomenclature. Super Intelligence, please." 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Haha nice! The National Design Studio can lick my American nuts! 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026David's discussed his position on Israel, including his outline of steps for unification and lasting peace, several times on his show over the years. 200
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"Sleepy Joe and the Dumocrats didn't know anything about poverty, but I've been doing poverty all my life. I know a lot about poverty and how to deliver it to the American people in a very bigly manner. " -DJT 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Absolutely INSANE podcast about the completely pilled DOS. The Right wing will not give up power easily. Power will have to be wrangled out of their hands, quite forcefully. 020
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Also, Dude, 'Artificial Intelligence' is not the preferred nomenclature. Super Intelligence, please." #AI #SuperIntelligence 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Also, Dude, "Artificial Intelligence" is not the preferred nomenclature. Super-American Intelligence, please." 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Lake America connects to the Gulf of America via the America River.... 010
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sir you've gotta admit, that helipad granite is wicked awesome. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Yeah nice one @gtconway.bsky.social , that was tight! 0121
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This is the first time Trump has taken on a new project that flopped quickly. Frankly, I'm surprised by this news. 100
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 23/09/2026He's no good to me dead: Best practices for preservation of goods using carbonite encasement. 020
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The highlight reel they are showing when you visit the channel is VERY well edited. Brief cuts of Trump walking next to world leaders... that's about it. Pure propaganda that will be taken offline once Dems are in the White House. 050
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Will something finally stick to the Teflon Don?? 🍳🥘 040
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It's become clear to me: the next presidential administration is going to clean up this Iran mess. The current administration is simply too worried about saving face to actually take meaningful actions to end the war and lower gas prices. 010
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We're number 1! 😆static.klipy.comPengu PudgyALT: Pengu Pudgy 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 17/09/2026"DOGE was a scam to dismantle the agencies investigating Musk and his businesses..." One hundred percent agree 💯 . It was never about finding fraud or reducing waste. 010
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Why do troops need to be in meticulous shape in 2026? Are they all doing hand to hand combat or marching for miles? 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Completely predictable, and this is even Trump's boy!! 😆 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I got a check during covid... for what that's worth. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Listening to the the Republican National Convention tonight. It's basically the two minutes hate from 1984. Am I right? #rnc 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The convention is during the opening NFL games. Not even MAGA will attend. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bro the NFL season starts at the same time as Trump's convention. Exactly zero people will be watching Trump. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 08/09/2026So what would the administration do if there was, like, a real rainbow in the sky? 011
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Honestly, how many US troops fight hand to hand in wars and therefore need to be extremely muscular? Obviously there are some, but most of the military serve in support roles (logistics, IT, administration, utilities, etc.) Why did Whiskey Pete Kegbreath insist on such high physical standards? 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 05/09/2026$1000 bucks says they find zero leaks. Money well wasted 020
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The games don't even work. The controls are broken or the functions don't complete properly. Epic fail on many levels. Grand Theft Voting Rights 010
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I love how prices are still higher even though we're taking Venezuela's oil. What a loser. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Trump sounded so fucking confident during his election campaign that he could lower gas prices to under a dollar. Trump has NO CLUE what he is doing. 010
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Haha, he's doesn't want anything to do with Trump but he's afraid to say it. What go around come around kid. 010
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 03/09/2026When you're spending your time as president making coins of yourself and renaming stuff on maps, you are not winning. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Very good point. He definitely would have commented on Graham's death. You've convinced McConnell has very likely lost his facilities. 000
The Jade Ape @jadeape.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Sir he's not sleeping. He's looking downward so that he can intensely focus on both the event currently occurring AND all the significant future issues that he might have to address later on in the... J/K - yeah he's sleeping. 😴 000