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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX

@jacsonbevens.bsky.social
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Football: @CigarThoughtsNFL.com Twitter: @JacsonBevens Real Estate: PaulinaAndJacson.com There is no god between the hashes, brother🖕🧊 XLVIII LX

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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 07/10/2026
🚨 Great convo today between @jacsonbevens.bsky.social + reporter Gregg Bell, discussing how the reality of Seattle’s first month compares to their preseason expectations and what Mike Macdonald may have in store for the 49ers on Sunday Plus, making sense of a weird backfield In your ears shortly!
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
49ers keep teaching me things about Injured Reserve. I didn't know the practice squad had its own IR until right now.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sheesh
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Remember the time the Saints joined the Catholic Church child abuse scandal on the side of the Catholic Church?
@thedirtbird

It would be so easy for a football team to not be involved in this

@AP 

EXCLUSIVE: New court papers allege the New Orleans @Saints helped decide "which names should or should not" be included in the archdiocese's list of credibly accused clergy.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scarface
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As soon as he (or his people) respond to my many emails
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@faygocytosis

I love pigeons. 1hp animal. All available braincells dedicated to smell & spatial reasoning. Nest looks like this.

(Picture of a pigeon standing next to an egg amidst a pitiful sparse pile of twigs and straw. To be fair, the pigeon is apparently indoors where twigs and straw are not abundant.)
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scarface
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Kirk Franklin. Hell yeah.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@mathaiaus

Twitter:

Here’s a photo of my cute children playing with their new puppy aww 
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No I didn’t say Hiroshima was good I just said it helped push the Japanese towards surrender
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we did it
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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 05/10/2026
Unpopular opinion: wins when you play poorly are encouraging
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Cameron @camorooni.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Since he never posts here I’m stealing this
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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 05/10/2026
never a doubt
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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 04/10/2026
3rd & 15, everyone on the stadium knows where the ball is going, and it still doesn’t matter. JSN the most unguardable player on the planet right now.
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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 04/10/2026
Thank GOD for the Chargers
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Hustle Chillson @hustle-chillson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Cigar Thoughts @cigarthoughtsnfl.com · 04/10/2026
this is hilarious lol
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sauce getting absolutely hunted by a QB the Commanders bought at a gas station
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Colts did not need to trade two 1sts in order to get smoked by Treylon Burks. Plenty of guys who can do that for the minimum.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Huge fan of yours but you’ll have 3 opportunities to say that on espn this week”
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@dhookstead

Did we cancel D-Day because of a little rough weather? No. Play the damn game.

Readers added context

D-Day was delayed by a day because of the weather
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@primawesome

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets anew cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gdi
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the thing I keep thinking is "this guy sucks to work with." like it's not even what he does as a teammate or competitor. he's a just a shitty co-worker.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tweet from Tommytoughstuff (@Tommytoughstuff):

[job interview]
"Under skill it says nicknames?"
"You know it Sex Dragon."
"Sex Dragon wants to know when you can start?"
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bubba
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the So Anxious video?? 😮‍💨
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
😩 🎶 👊 🫸 /\ 👞👞 MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ginuwine mastered what folks pretend Chris Brown is and it’s time we be honest about it
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Absolutely striping the best 6-iron of my life but it’s the sentient Liberty Biberty fuzzball
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
looks like a beanbag chair someone just got off of
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
just need him healthy for Week 4!
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
make me
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He looks like he’s trying to solve a murder in a town where candy grows on trees
Det. Kelce, Homicide.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
have I got news for you, pal
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
uh huh
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
okay buddy
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you’re the loudest one in here, pipsqueak. And your boys are 1-2 lol
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
well you see, one team has a winning record and just won the Super Bowl and the other has a losing record after building a super team to try and get past the other one
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fraudulent Rams losing to the fraudulent Broncos
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
ALT: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
suck a donkey chode, Rams
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we don’t know much about Fleury yet but what we do know is that he’s very low on the totem pole of reasons they lost today
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the Seahawks have one of the most efficient passing offenses in the NFL despite 60+% of their snaps being taken by their backup QB
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nothing process-wise concerning to me beyond not having a regular RB who can keep a good defense honest. Thought Sam largely ripped it and a 3-0 turnover ratio is unlikely to repeat.
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Jacson A. Bevens - XLVIII, LX @jacsonbevens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The legendary defense allowed 2.9 yards per rush and 5.6 yards per pass. They were excellent outside of losing contain on the final drive. Three turnovers including a pick-six meant that Seattle’s offense had to go twice as far on average as Washington’s.
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