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Jacob Pigott

@jacobpigott.bsky.social
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I make messes and television, frequently at the same time. Words are mine, not those of any client. Unless they like them, and then they can borrow them because ma taught me to share… He/Him, here to help.

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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Dear whomever decided to call the airport in Greensboro BOTH PTI and GSO: I hope your socks are always wet. I wish nothing but orange juice were available to drink after you brush your teeth. In a perfect world, you get nothing but anxiety when you see a baby animal of any kind. You Suck.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Almost started 2025 by putting my left shoe on first. Caught it in time, y’all are welcome.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I get people being salty at the McDonald’s employee who called in the tip, but the McRib just came back and they were probably just in the habit of serving pigs.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I mostly broke up with Facebook last month, and it’s been good. I still pop in after midnight to catch the rollover on memories, and occasionally I will see a post on the way there. And then also sometimes on that post I call a commenter a piece of shit fascist, who is intellectually dishonest.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
LOL Miss, amirite? Sorry @alexmcdaniel.co
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Y’all. Beth is amazing, and if you can see this you probably ought to follow her…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Motion: instead of eliminating the phrase “Indian Giver” from the lexicon, how about we repurpose it to mean something appropriate, like “victim of a robbery”? #HappyThanksgiving
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 22/11/2023
Sure am glad this doctor told me that losing weight would help with everything ailing me. I have a head cold.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
This is a really, really good take…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
“We’ve just been notified wifi is not working on this aircraft” I JUST COMMENTED ABOUT HOW UN-BAD THIS TRIP HAS BEEN, UNITED. Sigh. Y NO DELTA TO EDMONTON?
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
@roywoodjr.bsky.social yoooo I’m glad you are here. I was going to offer a code but I sent it to @chrispollone.bsky.social instead, sorry 🫠
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
I’m in tears. This is why you shouldn’t replace editorial with automation…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
Y’ALL I BROUGHT @chrispollone.bsky.social OVER. Say howdy, he’s good people!
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 14/06/2023
YOOO I HAVE A CODE WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOO? Who should I deem worthy?
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 12/06/2023
I was just going over what I would miss about the hellscape bird app, and thought “Damn, bluesky needs a Jess Nevins type” and then I searched and @jessnevins.bsky.social is here and whew.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 06/06/2023
Happiest of birthdays Yo @ikepigott.com :)
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
And for my second post, the photo I wouldn’t put on any Zukermusk sites: I GOT TO MEET AND HUG @brooklynmarie.bsky.social AND Y’ALL DIDN’T
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 02/06/2023
Oh, hi, y’all… I hear it’s better here. Please be true please be true please be true…
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