Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 15/02/20261000mg???? MA’AM I WOULD BE IN ORBIT I mean I’m kinda jealous this flight has been long as heck but also I miss you 120
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Can confirm, Delta wifi went away until about 2 hours out from Sydney. Also they only have like 3 episodes of any shows on the onboard server and it’s like 10 hours of no service. You should totally read Bryan’s book, tho 020
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Look, the leather on their baby ostrich and black rhinoceros bootstraps is delicate… 060
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 23/09/2025I feel like the venn diagram of Does Therapy and Believes In Rapture looks a lot like a 9-year-old drew boobies 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 22/09/2025They were primary drivers in the first place, so it makes sense… 110
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 30/05/2025God no- I was replying to someone else who replied to you, in regards to reclaiming slurs. 100
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 30/05/2025That last part: it’s just like racial slurs. If I’m not part of the marginalized group, it is impossible for me to reclaim a damn thing. There is no pass you get for being an ally… 020
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Tonally so very different, though. There is an air of satire to the Hiassen books that stuck with me, that I never noticed with Westlake I read (or Stark). Also Westlake never wrote songs with Warren Zevon, so, you know… 100
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Bahahahah Brad was literally bouncing in his seat, it was amazing to watch… they al seemed to have a blast 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025They are in the arena having fun. You’re on blue sky being a downer. I think they’re fine. 010
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025You also said repeatedly that there was no way they were fans, that they had to be paid or promoting something, implying that they are not fans. 010
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Nope. She’s just on the comp list, like the other influencers and celebs there. If they aren’t doing bits like the Queen of the Ring people or the Gemstones, they are here as fans. 010
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Brad Williams and Ron Funches are all there too! 110
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Dear whomever decided to call the airport in Greensboro BOTH PTI and GSO: I hope your socks are always wet. I wish nothing but orange juice were available to drink after you brush your teeth. In a perfect world, you get nothing but anxiety when you see a baby animal of any kind. You Suck. 030
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 27/02/2025On the plus side, the people who die from measles won’t have to worry about the flu that is about to kick our asses because RFKjr just canceled the meeting to plan vaccines… 050
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 25/02/2025It’s the laziest, lowest value way to steal content. It would be like someone stealing music, but acting like they wrote it because they lip synced every 8th word or something… 010
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 12/02/2025You’ll be fine, sir. I promise. I’m on more planes annually than most extended families ;) 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Or your burps don’t smell *enough* like cat-butt. Could go either way. 020
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Calvin peeing is contrary to anything Bill Watterson would have wanted, and people selling the image is inappropriate and blatant piracy. Immediately judge anyone with a sticker harshly.. 110
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Nowhere near as monstrous as the others, but honestly, probably more directly damaging to myself and my early relationships.. 2/2 060
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I started to go back and read some Xanth books, now that my brain had fully developed. Piers Anthony stoked my love of puns, but also was a massive part of the casual misogyny that I’ve had to deprogram since. 1/2 170
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 13/01/2025I loved the Mallorean and Bellgariad when I was young, and that discovery ruined it all… 260
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I got one from the Lehigh Valley Workshop. It’s nice, A+ do recommend. 020
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 02/01/2025THAT LEVEL OF WRONG IS TOO FAR AND SHALL NOT STAND 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Almost started 2025 by putting my left shoe on first. Caught it in time, y’all are welcome. 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Pshaw, that’s such a day-before-yesterday thing to do… 110
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Whenever how you do something and why you do something is as important as the thing you do. 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 18/12/2024I mean, your attending the convention implies you aren’t that discerning in choosing places to come, Serp… (Also maybe she confused it with the Herpetological Convention, I dunno) 010
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 17/12/2024My HS 30th was this past September- I didn’t go, because I was in my natural habitat, an airplane ;) 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Alllllllmost a day, eh? Just thought of it 23 hours ago and won’t let the bit die, huh? 🤣🤣🤣 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I heard there was a tragic chord Bellamy played that caused discord Abused by blockchain hullabaloo, yeah His greed persists, tokens on sales lists It’s an bold, unspoken way to screw ya… 010
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024I heard there was a tragic chord Bellamy played that caused discord Abused by blockchain hullabaloo, yeah His greed persists, tokens on sales lists It’s an bold, unspoken way to screw ya… 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I get people being salty at the McDonald’s employee who called in the tip, but the McRib just came back and they were probably just in the habit of serving pigs. 030
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Seems fairly unbelievable tbh. It makes way more logical sense that he would stockpile and share. 010
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/12/2024You think Santa eats alllllll those snacks himself? Cookies and milk and and and 140
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 06/12/2024It was a week before he was supposed to play in my hometown- he was a big piece of the soundtrack of my teens and 20’s. 110
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Blaming the ACLU for right wing attacks on trans kids sure is special- they explicitly moved on to it after Roe because it’s easier than actually having stated policy. Absolute BS. 010
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I don’t apologize anymore. Jerks need to feel the heat. 000
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I mostly broke up with Facebook last month, and it’s been good. I still pop in after midnight to catch the rollover on memories, and occasionally I will see a post on the way there. And then also sometimes on that post I call a commenter a piece of shit fascist, who is intellectually dishonest. 110
Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I’ve seen more posts about people already regretting voting for Trump than I ever have someone regretting their transition… 020