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Jacob Pigott

@jacobpigott.bsky.social
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I make messes and television, frequently at the same time. Words are mine, not those of any client. Unless they like them, and then they can borrow them because ma taught me to share… He/Him, here to help.

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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
1000mg???? MA’AM I WOULD BE IN ORBIT I mean I’m kinda jealous this flight has been long as heck but also I miss you
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Can confirm, Delta wifi went away until about 2 hours out from Sydney. Also they only have like 3 episodes of any shows on the onboard server and it’s like 10 hours of no service. You should totally read Bryan’s book, tho
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Look, the leather on their baby ostrich and black rhinoceros bootstraps is delicate…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I feel like the venn diagram of Does Therapy and Believes In Rapture looks a lot like a 9-year-old drew boobies
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
They were primary drivers in the first place, so it makes sense…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
But text info is end to end encrypted…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
God no- I was replying to someone else who replied to you, in regards to reclaiming slurs.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
That last part: it’s just like racial slurs. If I’m not part of the marginalized group, it is impossible for me to reclaim a damn thing. There is no pass you get for being an ally…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Tonally so very different, though. There is an air of satire to the Hiassen books that stuck with me, that I never noticed with Westlake I read (or Stark). Also Westlake never wrote songs with Warren Zevon, so, you know…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Yes, and?
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Bahahahah Brad was literally bouncing in his seat, it was amazing to watch… they al seemed to have a blast
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They are in the arena having fun. You’re on blue sky being a downer. I think they’re fine.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
You also said repeatedly that there was no way they were fans, that they had to be paid or promoting something, implying that they are not fans.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
There would have been a graphic my dude…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Nope. She’s just on the comp list, like the other influencers and celebs there. If they aren’t doing bits like the Queen of the Ring people or the Gemstones, they are here as fans.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Not a dime.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Brad Williams and Ron Funches are all there too!
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Dear whomever decided to call the airport in Greensboro BOTH PTI and GSO: I hope your socks are always wet. I wish nothing but orange juice were available to drink after you brush your teeth. In a perfect world, you get nothing but anxiety when you see a baby animal of any kind. You Suck.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
On the plus side, the people who die from measles won’t have to worry about the flu that is about to kick our asses because RFKjr just canceled the meeting to plan vaccines…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It’s the laziest, lowest value way to steal content. It would be like someone stealing music, but acting like they wrote it because they lip synced every 8th word or something…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Tennessee is a very easy drive!
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
You’ll be fine, sir. I promise. I’m on more planes annually than most extended families ;)
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Or your burps don’t smell *enough* like cat-butt. Could go either way.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
MiniDisc erasure runs rampant, I see…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Calvin peeing is contrary to anything Bill Watterson would have wanted, and people selling the image is inappropriate and blatant piracy. Immediately judge anyone with a sticker harshly..
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Nowhere near as monstrous as the others, but honestly, probably more directly damaging to myself and my early relationships.. 2/2
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I started to go back and read some Xanth books, now that my brain had fully developed. Piers Anthony stoked my love of puns, but also was a massive part of the casual misogyny that I’ve had to deprogram since. 1/2
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I loved the Mallorean and Bellgariad when I was young, and that discovery ruined it all…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I got one from the Lehigh Valley Workshop. It’s nice, A+ do recommend.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Both get more interesting when they are smoked
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
THAT LEVEL OF WRONG IS TOO FAR AND SHALL NOT STAND
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Almost started 2025 by putting my left shoe on first. Caught it in time, y’all are welcome.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Pshaw, that’s such a day-before-yesterday thing to do…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Whenever how you do something and why you do something is as important as the thing you do.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
The lead-in was better tho
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I mean, your attending the convention implies you aren’t that discerning in choosing places to come, Serp… (Also maybe she confused it with the Herpetological Convention, I dunno)
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
My HS 30th was this past September- I didn’t go, because I was in my natural habitat, an airplane ;)
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Alllllllmost a day, eh? Just thought of it 23 hours ago and won’t let the bit die, huh? 🤣🤣🤣
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I heard there was a tragic chord Bellamy played that caused discord Abused by blockchain hullabaloo, yeah His greed persists, tokens on sales lists It’s an bold, unspoken way to screw ya…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
NEED POOT NOISES STAT
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I heard there was a tragic chord Bellamy played that caused discord Abused by blockchain hullabaloo, yeah His greed persists, tokens on sales lists It’s an bold, unspoken way to screw ya…
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Wait what
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I get people being salty at the McDonald’s employee who called in the tip, but the McRib just came back and they were probably just in the habit of serving pigs.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Seems fairly unbelievable tbh. It makes way more logical sense that he would stockpile and share.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
You think Santa eats alllllll those snacks himself? Cookies and milk and and and
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It was a week before he was supposed to play in my hometown- he was a big piece of the soundtrack of my teens and 20’s.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Blaming the ACLU for right wing attacks on trans kids sure is special- they explicitly moved on to it after Roe because it’s easier than actually having stated policy. Absolute BS.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I don’t apologize anymore. Jerks need to feel the heat.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I mostly broke up with Facebook last month, and it’s been good. I still pop in after midnight to catch the rollover on memories, and occasionally I will see a post on the way there. And then also sometimes on that post I call a commenter a piece of shit fascist, who is intellectually dishonest.
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Jacob Pigott @jacobpigott.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’ve seen more posts about people already regretting voting for Trump than I ever have someone regretting their transition…
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