Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 1hI’m at a bar called ‘El Gallo Negro’. Large glass of Cruzcampo beer, 1€80. Unbelievable. Fantastic atmosphere. 010
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 2hMy toast (with gorgeous Spanish wine) to all 'immigrants', wherever you are from or may be now. May whatever 'gods' there may be bless all of humanity, and condemn those who don't show or feel humanity. 'Despecho='heartbroken'. 'Tonteo'='I'm flirting'. 130
Reposted by Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺AshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 3hHis Latest Grift is on Only Fans 342
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 22hI blame the farmers. Bloody Arables, coming over here and growing their foreign crops like soya beans and sunflowers. And that rapeseed, it's shocking, how are they allowed to get away with it? Send them back to Mesopotamia, I say. 130
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026newsthump.com/2026/10/01/u...newsthump.comUS doctors battling to save the life of woman so government can kill her properlyDoctors in the US are battling to save the life of a woman today, so that US can kill her properly this time. 023
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 02/10/2026www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/relatio...thedailymash.co.ukBestiality: Could it become the latest Gen Z dating trend?A TEENAGER has been charged with attempting to shag a Shetland pony near Huddersfield. Let’s hope it doesn’t become a Gen Z dating trend, because the following will happen. 011
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love the train ride from Faro to Vila Real de Santo Antonio. As you approach Castro Marim, there are always hundreds of flamingos to be seen in the nature reserve. Magical. 15 minutes faster now, too, with the newly introduced electric trains. 010
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can't believe what I did earlier. Checked into my Ayamonte apartment, and wandered to El Jamón for basic supplies. Like an idiot I picked up 'de-caff' Dolce Gusto capsules without noticing. Had to go out again for proper ones. What is the point of coffee with no caffeine? Like 0% beer, useless. 020
Reposted by Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺Stay European #RejoinEU 🇪🇺 #FBPE @stayeuropean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Does the EU want us to rejoin? Let's see how they're responding to Burnham floating it. Emmanuel Macron says “welcome back” if the UK wants to rejoin. Pedro Sanchez says Spain would have “open arms”. More as they come in! 44914
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All that bollocks about the Schengen EES system being rubbish is pure bullshit. Plane touched down at FAO 1425. By 1530 I was checked in to my Faro city centre hotel. It was totally seamless and incredibly efficient. Huge improvement on before. 230
Reposted by Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026When I said they were Iranians arriving in small boats, I meant British nationals living in London. 771199297
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well, early tomorrow I'm off back to 'civilisation'. To dream of a world without brexshit. Scheduled to arrive FAO 1430, two days there, then it's across to wonderful SW Andalucía for 3 weeks. Can't wait. Leaving for the airport 0630. 020
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 26/09/2026newsthump.com/2026/09/25/c...newsthump.comCriminal gang escapes during FBI raid after releasing a sheep wearing lipstickA notorious criminal gang has escaped during an FBI raid after deploying what law enforcement officials have described as an increasingly common countermeasure: a sheep wearing bright red lipstick. 010
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I’m impressed by the endless creativity of couriers in finding new ways to confuse recipients. There must be a special training course in ‘where is the most unlikely place to leave a package?’ 020
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 22/09/2026www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/arts-en...thedailymash.co.uk18 innuendos Nigella will use on tonight's Bake Off aloneTHE Great British Bake Off returns to screens tonight with its most lascivious, finger-licking judge yet. Nigella Lawson will employ all these innuendos in one show. 110
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 22/09/2026metro.co.uk/2026/09/22/t...metro.co.ukTrump filmed 'yelling into the void' after media ban spectacularly backfires'So maybe this is one example of this backfiring just a little bit … the ramifications are right here - can't hear what the president is saying.' 020
Reposted by Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺John Crace @mrjohncrace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026www.theguardian.com/politics/202...theguardian.comA bored-looking Farage unveils a new Welsh leader – he still seems fond of the old one | John CraceHelen Jenner replaces Dan Thomas, who stood down after his arrest on suspicion of assault, but gets warm words from Nigel 87018
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Just received some screen-protectors for my new iPhone. Reassuring to learn that they are explosion-proof. I'll be OK when the trumpster starts WW3 now. Phew. 030
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well, I was a bit depressed on Friday night when Chelsea got pulverised by Brentford. But I'm smiling again after the Tottenham, and especially the Arsenal, results. Schadenfreude is a wonderfully therapeutic thing, eh? 010
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Little shit fell off said scooter, started howling. Mother or whatever started having a go at ME! As one can imagine my language in response wasn't delicate or polite. Knee still hurts. But I got my new phone in the end. I hope the toddler is in pain, though. Stupid little fucker. 140
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Another couple of hours passed. Gave up with John Lewis, tried Curry's, same price, no issues at all. But had to hack up to High St Ken to collect the phone. Coming out of the station as I was about to do so, some shitty little toddler on a scooter rode straight at me, head-butted my kneecap. 2/3 040
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Well, quite a day here. Tried to buy a new iPhone via John Lewis. Card 'declined'. Must be an error, I thought. Tried again. Card then blocked. Rang Nationwide, they said yes, my card had been blocked due to a 'suspicious transaction'. Explained, card was duly unblocked. Tried again, same issue. 1/2 140
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026A contact on here told me earlier that womens' hrt medication is often made from horse piss. Comments? I'm in fits of giggles... 010
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026God I hate vegans. They are so fucking smug and self-satisfied in their self-imposed malnutrition. Lentil-fuelled fascists. I'm surprised they have more than five minutes at a time to get off the bog-pan. 230
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026OK, I wish it to be officially on record that I have never racially, sexually or otherwise abused a Womble. It's pure coincidence that I happen to live less than 500m from Wimbledon Common, where, obviously, I never go. These rumours are false and malicious. Little furry bastards... 240
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: Wombles generate record numbers of posts on Bluesky. Bosses accused of racial bias towards pointy-nosed furry rubbish collectors. 140
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/wel...thedailymash.co.ukWelsh Reform politicians even weirder 010
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’m being dreamy now, but I was thinking about music, wondering what the most beautiful tune I’ve ever heard is. Conclusion: ‘Comfortably Numb’. Was at O2 for David Gilmour’s surprise cameo in 2011. youtu.be/26GAP7FAMXU?...youtu.beRoger Waters - David Gilmour - Comfortably Numb - Live O2 Arena - The Wall (2011)YouTube video by Flavio Marques 000
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/bri...thedailymash.co.ukBritain in no place to sneer at village's stupid separatist referendumTHOSE mocking the idiotic Piddington referendum that will achieve nothing have been reminded this is a bit rich coming from Britain. 000
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is ludicrous. Just got a marketing email from a restaurant company telling me it’s only 100 days to Christmas and that I should book now to ‘avoid disappointment’. What a bunch of absolute cunts. I will never ever eat there again. It’s September! Wankers. 040
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026newsthump.com/2026/09/16/b...newsthump.comBenjamin Netanyahu confirmed as new support act for Ed Sheeran tourIsraeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has been confirmed as the new support act for Ed Sheeran’s tour after everyone else quit. 011
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 16/09/2026When you all learn how to spell 'realise' correctly, and 'colour', I shall begin to take septic tanks seriously. For now, though, I shall continue to view Americans as a virus infecting an otherwise sane planet. Trump is a disease. Wipe it out. For the sake of humanity 040
Reposted by Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 15/09/2026True…. #BookSky 14754081236
Reposted by Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Happy Hispanic Heritage Month! 🫶🏽 15579771178
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Who the fuck is that idiotic-looking Barbie creature called Sydney Sweeney? And why does she have a man's name? Is it a tiktok thing? Why is it even in the news? 220
Reposted by Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 15/09/2026www.thepoke.com/2026/09/15/f...thepoke.comThe message behind this viral French video about what would happen if immigrants went ‘home’ is more important than everAfrobeats and RnB singer Leeno Daash has gone viral, after making and starring in a video about the contribution immigrants make to Europe, or more accurately – what would happen without them. Having ... 011
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Gosh. 🤣😂🤣 Who would have guessed that a deformity was 'dodgy'? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukReform's Dan Thomas resigns as Wales leader after arrestGwent Police said he was arrested on suspicion of assault and controlling or coercive behaviour. 010
Reposted by Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺Melissa Good & Feral 😾🇺🇦🇨🇦 @meltart.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I woke up wondering … 2104
Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 15/09/2026www.thepoke.com/2026/09/15/f...thepoke.comThe message behind this viral French video about what would happen if immigrants went ‘home’ is more important than everAfrobeats and RnB singer Leeno Daash has gone viral, after making and starring in a video about the contribution immigrants make to Europe, or more accurately – what would happen without them. Having ... 011