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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺

@jacobitebyname.bsky.social
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Proud to be ‘woke’! There is but one human 'race': Homo Sapiens. 'We are all connected through our shared ancestry, and the study of human evolution reminds us of our common humanity' (D.C. Johansen, discoverer of 'Lucy')

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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ah well. I'm in Spain, I don't give a fuck.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
We shall now be inundated by hate messages from ugly women accusing us of sexism and using Zuckperv glasses. They wish.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Erm, (searches for suitable emoji) 🤮
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She's an ugly old bat though, eh? 😍
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Being an old fart myself, I'm a bit sensitive etc.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
At least it wasn't Mancheaty.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's not good to criticise the aging process, L. We all get older.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
There was a lot of hope in those days. But then the fucking pollies spoiled it all for their own gain. What a surprise. As you say, Cunts.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Must admit, I was bemused by this today. Still trying to work out what Putin has to gain from this.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You could at least have chosen a juicy jaffa. Takes ages to peel those shitty tangerine things.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He has no ideas of his own, apart from how to trouser a few million crypto-quid.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
He's just trying to copy the trumpster/putin thing
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It sounds positive, Helen...
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lonesome palm?
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Tonight, I had a wonderful meal of fresh swordfish, washed down with local wine. The bottle said 'desde 1955' on the label, I pointed it out to the waiter. He said the Spanish equivalent of 'me too', and shook my hand. Lovely moments...
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was very impressed by AB's performance this afternoon at PMQs. This is saying a lot, for me.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Adam flashed at Eve? Or maybe the other way round?
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I read that some fucking idiots reckon they have found 'proof' of Noah's Ark 😂
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Climate change was under way 4000 years back?
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Paolo Maldini
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Vespucci came later. He realised Colón's error. And Vespucci wasn't 'Italian'. He was Fiorentino. Italy didn't come into existence for nearly 400 years...
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Anyway, Colón didn't 'discover' the Americas. He just happened upon a large Caribbean island in his deluded attempt to find a westward route to India. He was sponsored by Spain because it was envious of the Portuguese and the Dutch. The fuck-up continues to this day.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There was no such thing as 'Italy' in those days.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is that Melania?
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Oh Alan...
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LorriefromCanada @lorriefmp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🤭
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All the hatred in this sick world seems to be caused by conflicts within the same poisonous religion, ie: Judaism/christianity/islam. Same 'god', same hatred, same insanity. Abraham should be shot on sight. And Adam. And Eve.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
My partner of 20 years is Malay, therefore 'Muslim'. Do morons like Lowe have any concept of how offensive they are? How much hurt and division they cause? I wonder how he'd feel if I yelled at him: 'fuck off you christian wanker, fucking middle east hatred religion bastard'?
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LorriefromCanada @lorriefmp.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Perfect 🤣
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Gracious.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
There is NOTHING like really fresh swordfish. Sublime. That plate cost me 14€.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Sums the fuckers up.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Special. And horribly prophetic.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If ever there was a case for abortion...
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You know, 'Dippy' the diplodocus dinosaur, who used to grace the main entrance hall of the Natural History Museum, is currently in Coventry. I don't know what he did to be sent there. But ffs, 1-4?
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good result tonight? 😀
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At my advanced age, Candy, I'm lucky to be propositioned by a babushka. Fortunately, as I'm currently in southern Iberia, I can enjoy fresh caught swordfish for dinner, which I have just done.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Farridge is beneath contempt. As are the morons who support him, 'mini-magas'. Total filth. Spit...
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I actually did meet a very attractive woman from St. Petersburg about 10 years back, through work. There was a brief 'dalliance', but after she went back to Russia her emails got weirder and weirder. I 'twigged', and blocked her. And got a medical checkup.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Last one was 'sexy russian lady'. I mean, as if? In my mind, Russian wimmin look like this:
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm glad you 'got' my response. A lot of Americans wouldn't have. Phew.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’ve had to do it twice in the past three years! 🤪
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That’s what I do to all the teenage hotties desperate to meet up with my aged corpus
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just block the fuckers
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Just enjoyed the most wonderful (I feel guilty for not sharing it with all other people) fresh grilled pez espada.
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I like this, have reposted
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
‘Italy’ didn’t exist back then. Colón was basically a mercenary, taking whichever coin he could. Conman who said he could find another route to India, fuck up the Portuguese and anglos
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Stuart #FBPE 🇪🇺 @jacobitebyname.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
He ‘worked’ for Spain
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