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Former yellow circle enthusiast. Keep posting. You will win

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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
lol
Angie Craig lost to her progressive challenger, Peggy Flanagan, by a lot.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I made y'all a guide so you can decide whether to post your reply, inspired by @georgemonbiot.bsky.social.
A flowchart diagram outlining a decision-making process for replying online, featuring six yellow rounded rectangular boxes stacked vertically on the left. Each yellow box contains a question with an accompanying emoji: "Is the reply insulting or abusive? 🤬", "Is it performative idiocy? 🤡", "Does it make false accusations? ⚠️", "Is it pointless conflict? ⚔️", "Is it racist, sexist, or other forms of prejudice? 🏳️‍⚧️", and "Does it contribute meaningfully to the discourse? ⚖️". Answering "Yes" to any of the first five questions leads via black arrows directly to a red oval on the right side that reads "Don’t post! 🛑". Answering "No" moves down to the next question in sequence. For the final question, answering "No" also points to the red "Don’t post!" box, while answering "Yes" is the only path that leads to a green oval at the bottom right that reads "It’s safe to post, but consider not posting anyway! 🚦".
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Partial Notifications be like: You have been invited: Getting back on the horse: Alcoholism relapse party!
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
@contesteveryrace.bsky.social uses ai chat bots to send spam texts. Fuck off
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
government owned housing is the best solution, but until that exists in NYC what do you propose should be done to ease the burden of rent for current tenants right now?
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
nice hyperbole, but have you considered my anecdote? hah. that’s what I thought. check. mate. 😎
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 24/06/2026
"Vote Blue no Matter Who!" OK I'm going to go vote for who I want in a primary election "First of all, where do you get off you ungrateful little shit"
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I read this article yesterday talking about how DDR2 and DDR3 RAM prices are increasing. Is this good?
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The memory crisis is getting so bad that even retro RAM prices are going to the Moon
Some hardware firms redesigning products to use older DDR2 and DDR3 components
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I worked at Costco for a short time long ago and I remember the mangers telling people working the registers to mention these kinds of things as often as possible. They even had leaderboards for things like number of stamps sold at the register
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
reddit comments are like a clogged toilet. it’s just the same turds floating around
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 16/06/2026
I think every media person who has spent the last 3-4 years warning everyone that AI is a scam should, when the bubble bursts, get one billion dollars each to run our normal businesses for the next 1000 years. seems fair.
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
gaming is dead. long live decomps and recomps
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Black and white photo of Marcelo Bielsa at the World Cup. There is a parental advisory: explicit content sticker in the lower right corner of the image.
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
lol
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
roguelike deck builder? you better believe that’s an imsim
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A fake headline for an article published by The Atlantic.

Ideas

What If The Bad Thing is Good Actually

I didn't do my homework and the Atlantic Published this dribble enthusiastically.

By Big Dumbo
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The same game we play every night, Pinky. Animal Crossing for the Nintendo GameCube!
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I can't believe it's been 10 years
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
talking to my partner about this last night. an older lady they're connected with on facebook who lives in the suburbs made an exasperated post bemoaning the "violence and incivility" in NYC in the wake of the Knicks victory on Saturday me to this lady: why post this? who cares what you think?
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I just don’t believe that you’re actually this desperate for attention
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
THE POPE’S ON OUR SIDE
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
HISTORY.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/06/2026
FLY HOME BIG BIRD SUCK MY DICK
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
At least with real religions the point is to help and be good to people most of the time
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
- ah, you’ve run out of free articles. I guess we’ll never know!
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
looking like the news anchors from Futurama
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Balaeniceps tex 𓅣🌏🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @socialistpuffin.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Homelessness will not be solved under capitalism.
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
he’s trying to make battlefield 3 real
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
wait but i thought the whole reason we can’t have affordable chinese evs is because they’d be using cameras to map out the us
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
well that was fun
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Blake Masters energy
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Alex Goldman @agoldman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Hello! I am a journalist that is looking to speak to someone at Logitech. If you or anyone you know works at Logitech, could you have them email me at alex@hyperfixedpod.com?
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
A picture of an older man wearing a beige baseball cap and a red collared shirt. Behind him is what looks like a printer.

Below is a screen capture of a Facebook post. The post reads as follows.

Bill Foster > Bush’s Beans
July 23 at 10:13 PM 🌎
I;m thinking about thos Beans
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ms Rachel went to Delaney Hall
Ms Rachel kneeling on grass on a sunny day. She’s embracing a small child in a hug.
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I vote for turtrucken
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
They made the truck turducken from BeamNG drive real
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
For comparison the Slate Truck will have 150 miles of range in the standard configuration and MSRP is predicted to be between $25,000 and $30,000. That Mexican produced EV is crazy cheap
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It’s early. If you delete this post now you can limit its reach, but the replies and reposts are already happening. The longer it stays up the more attention you’ll get and the worse you’ll look. Deleting the post isn’t defeat, it’s self preservation
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Dracula flow guy with a partial speech bubble at the bottom of the frame, as if he is saying the quoted post
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"I don't practice Santeria" well I do "I ain't got no crystal ball" orbless behavior
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
as meltdown may continues into june I am reminded of two key TrueAnon rules 1. never put it in writing 2. always get it in writing
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Here's another one clearer without the black borders
Opinion
Guest Essay

You Were In For a Dipshit Take As Soon As You Saw This Font

June 5, 2026
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
yeah the smartest play would have been to delete the original "HR lady" post, but fella decided to double down instead. they all make the same mistake over and over again
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
delete this, brother. people forget but screenshots don’t
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
nah mental illness is dropping a comment like this and need for attention it projects
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Hot take: people didn't take global warming seriously enough because arizonans normalized living somewhere terrible
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yes! Living in a place that’s inhospitable just to prove you can isn’t virtuous
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SIMONE 🩷 @simonee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGELS JEWISH MY CHRISTIAN DIOR KNICKS IN FUCKING FOUR
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jacobdotbiz @jacobcaulfield.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
there WERE hot singles in your area, but those banner ads didn’t pay for themselves. you snooze you lose bud!
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