JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 14/05/2026They prooooobably could have made the UI a smidge wider to accommodate longer usernames haha. From memory, my username hits the limit. 010
Reposted by JΛCOBAlexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 22/04/2026You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂 1200317293935
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 18/03/2026Found a typo in the email lol… “You will be invited to attend citizenship a ceremony in person.” 000
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 18/03/2026Whoa… I should have checked my emails this morning! Huge personal news! I’m finally going to become a citizen of this great country! Just have to wait for a ceremony invite! 110
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 17/03/2026Can’t relate. I just end up using the new phones sim tool for both. Very impressive though! Good job haha 110
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 09/03/2026@jasnell.me Thank you so much for this fix! The bug had been giving me literal nightmares for the past year or so. All it took was for me to actually hunker down and figure out a minimum reproduction (took me 2 days btw lol) It's crazy how fast you were able to push a PR 😅 I owe you one!github.comFixup AsyncContextFrame gc tracing by jasnell · Pull Request #6274 · cloudflare/workerdDon't gc trace the AsyncContextFrame members... it turns out that setting the frame as current is not sufficient to establish a strong root, meaning that once the values are traced they become ... 000
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 03/03/2026msedit has replaced nano for me. I just absolutely love everything about it. I hope it makes its way into distros someday. 000
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 28/02/2026Gotta wait for my friends to hop on so we can celebrate 🙌 This'll be my first 99 ever. I started playing RuneScape back in 2004-ish. But this particular account was started in November last year. Pretty happy with the progress. I've never had a >100 combat account either. Very exciting 🎉 000
Reposted by JΛCOBAdam Argyle @nerdy.dev · 03/02/2026Wild how far you can push "customizable select" with just #CSS nerdy.dev/nice-select 1539869
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 03/02/2026Rewatching Homeland, and a wild Timothée Chalamet appears! The first time I watched Homeland I didn’t even know who he was. 000
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 03/02/2026Azure: "RestError: There was a problem communicating with the identity service." Cool cool cool... I see. Thanks for that, Azure. I wish Azure had some presence here on Bluesky. I miss that from the Twitter golden days. 110
Reposted by JΛCOBAdam Argyle @nerdy.dev · 23/01/2026#CSS `@custom-media` available behind a flag in Firefox Nightly 🤘🏻 Lovely syntax, just lovely. nerdy.dev/custom-media 6637
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 16/01/2026I see this one soooooo often it’s crazy. I’ve just resorted to turning public chat off at this point lol. 010
Reposted by JΛCOBNaNdi @nandi.uk · 04/11/2025cloudflare durable objects solve 90% of my database needs 021
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 31/10/2025Jeez what are the chances. Hope you guys have a speedy recovery! ❤️🩹 020
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 26/10/2025@jasnell.me @kentonvarda.com Are you aware of any issue like this? I wanted my reach-out to be a last resort... but I think I'm hit my limit of what I'm able to do. In the past it's been possible to replicate locally (although far less frequently), but so far this time I haven't been able to. 100
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 26/10/2025The ALS value is being set well before the call to our http router (hono) and the tRPC router itself. And it's the ONLY time the value is ever being set. Months ago I attempted to create a minimal reproduction of the bug but all my attempts failed. 110
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 26/10/2025It feels really random - in the sense that (this time, at least) the bug shows itself like 1 in 25 requests to a particular endpoint. The endpoint in question is a batched tRPC call where the first 2 procedures work totally fine, but the 3rd gets undefined when calling getStore (where I then throw). 110
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 26/10/2025And it also appeared to not like it when I re-used a Map object across requests either - another simple fix... but now I'm seeing the problem again, and this time I have no clue what could be causing it. 100
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 26/10/2025I keep running into this annoying AsyncLocalStorage bug in Cloudflare Workers. The value for one of my ALS stores randomly "goes away" lol. I found that the bug showed up a lot when I reused a Drizzle instance across requests (in a Durable Object) - which was a simple fix... 100
Reposted by JΛCOBPop Base @popbase.tv · 20/10/2025Snapchat, Canva, Duolingo, Zoom, Amazon, MyFitnessPal, Fortnite, Signal, Roblox and more are currently down. 2645573
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 20/10/2025I would have thought we had all learned by now that you don’t run your entire infra in one region 🤦♂️ 000
Reposted by JΛCOBJames Snell @jasnell.me · 14/10/2025We worked on a thing. blog.cloudflare.com/unpacking-cl...blog.cloudflare.comUnpacking Cloudflare Workers CPU Performance BenchmarksCloudflare investigated CPU performance benchmark results for Workers, uncovering and fixing issues in infrastructure, V8 garbage collection, and OpenNext optimizations. These improvements have made C... 2255
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 23/09/2025Just discovered Cloudflare’s capnweb. Very cool stuff! I can see it being super useful to me in the not-so-distant future. 000
Reposted by JΛCOBRob Palmer @robpalmer.bsky.social · 20/09/2025ECMAScript excitement 😉 Next week's TC39 meeting has a packed agenda: 🔼 Amount 🔼 Array.prototype.pushAll 🔶 AsyncContext 🔶 Await Dictionary 🔼 Import Bytes 🔶 Intl Era Month Code 🔼 Iterator Chunking 🔶 new Global() 🔼 Non-extensible applies to private 🔼 Promise Adoption 🔼 Promise Predicate 🔶 Temporal 89214
Reposted by JΛCOBDeno @deno.land · 02/07/2025Deno 2.4 is here: ⭐ deno bundle is back ⭐ bytes and text imports ⭐ stabilized OTel ⭐ modify environment with --preload flag and much more 👇 deno.com/blog/v2.4deno.comDeno 2.4: deno bundle is back | DenoDeno bundle is back, alongside the addition of bytes and text imports, stabilized built-in OpenTelemetry, a new --preload flag, simplified dependency management with deno update, and more. 37914
Reposted by JΛCOBAnderson Mancini @andersonmancini.bsky.social · 10/06/2025#iOS26 Apple Liquid Glass via #threejs and React Three Fiber looks sick 🤩. I will be releasing the source code soon. Do you want it? Please sign up for my newsletter: andersonmancini.dev #creativecoding #WWDC25 1222
Reposted by JΛCOBSimon B. Støvring @simonbs.dev · 10/06/2025Woah, you can add any model provider to the Intelligence feature in Xcode 26 😲 #WWDC25 4346
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 10/06/2025I’m so excited to update my iPad to iPadOS 26 - those macOS-like desktop features look sick. I’ll probably wait for the public beta though, because I use my iPad way too much to brick it ;) 010
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 10/06/2025The macOS 26 Containerization API and Container CLI look super cool! I haven’t done a deep dive yet, but it seems like for most people it’ll be an *almost* drop-in replacement for Docker. I hope that it one day leads to actual macOS containers. But the goal for now is just Linux containers. 020
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 05/06/2025The new joy-cons feel really good. But they do feel considerable heavier than the OG Switch joy-cons. 010
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 05/06/2025Now we’ve finished Mario Kart World… what do we do? I know… time to put it back in a box for long term storage! Jk, gonna see if Animal Crossing runs better on this than how I remember it on the OG Switch. 000
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 04/06/2025Only just seeing this lol. What kind of a tap was it? In essence - why was there an issue turning it off? Surely he turned it on to begin with? 000
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 04/06/2025I mention this because it kinda sounded like I was saying I just bought one over the counter from a random store at the mall. 000
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 04/06/2025Nah I woke up at the crack of dawn and waited for my local mall to open haha. 100
Reposted by JΛCOBRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/05/2025There's nothing holy about writing discrimination into the law. 659202405758
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 12/04/2025Certainly something I expected, but was very happy to finally see, was D1 read replicas. And something I was happy to hear was coming very soon was Cloudflare Containers. The eng team is really killing it with everything else announced too! 100
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 12/04/2025Damn, Cloudflare is killing it right now. This week, every night, I’ve looked forward to spamming refresh on their blog homepage at 1am, and subsequently not being able to get to sleep because I’m stuck in a loop of thinking of all the cool stuff I can now do with it. 100
JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 25/03/2025Awh. I remember the day I said farewell to mine as well. It wasn’t the convertible model but it was the same colour. I loved that car to bits. It was my first car I ever owned. Certainly hard to say goodbye. 010