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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 14/05/2026

They prooooobably could have made the UI a smidge wider to accommodate longer usernames haha. From memory, my username hits the limit.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 28/02/2026

Gotta wait for my friends to hop on so we can celebrate 🙌 This'll be my first 99 ever. I started playing RuneScape back in 2004-ish. But this particular account was started in November last year. Pretty happy with the progress. I've never had a >100 combat account either. Very exciting 🎉

A cropped screenshot of the Skills tab in Old School RuneScape, displaying the Strength skill widget tooltip, which says I have just over 200 experience until hitting level 99.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 12/02/2025

From outside the US all we see is this…

A screenshot of the default Cloudflare geo-blocked page on the doge.gov website.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 30/11/2024

The heck, Apple. That’s some magic right there.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 21/11/2024

Introduce yourself with four video games

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 19/11/2024

Shocking... </sarcasm> By adding the following code to the standard fastify-html benchmark, the requests per second go from 1.1k to 7.6k (on my 2021 M1 Pro). The cluster module has been stable in Node.js since September 2015. This is why I almost never trust when people say they "know" Node.js.

A screenshot of the added code:

if (cluster.isPrimary) {
for (let i = 0; i < 12; i++) {
cluster.fork()
}
cluster.on('exit', () => {
cluster.fork()
})
} else {
const server = await main()
await server.listen({ port: 3000 })
}

A screenshot of the terminal showing the requests per second before and after the aforementioned additions to the code.

Before: 1138.82 requests/s
After: 7608.50 requests/s

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 17/11/2024

That was you?! Hahahahaha

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 17/11/2024

The real Mark Hamill is here this time lol. Confirmed on IG stories.

A screenshot of Mark Hamill’s Instagram story which shows a screenshot of the quoted tweet, and a 👋 emoji.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 15/11/2024

Handy tip: If you mute 📌, then on popular posts where lots of people have “bookmarked” it - you’ll actually be able to see all the legitimate conversations happening in the reply section. And your own “bookmarks” still show up just fine 😇

A screenshot of my muted words, containing just one muted word - “📌” in text and tags, but excluding users I follow.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 14/11/2024

TBT the time i stole 6 apple watches because i thought i was a stylish god with 6 arms apparently

6 Apple Watch boxes stacked in two rows. The top row being all silver, and the bottom row being all gold.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 12/11/2024

@phillydefranco.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky! You’re gonna love it here 🦋 I scrambled over here to give you a follow right after getting to this part of today’s video:

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 10/11/2024

This is as close to a beach I’ve been in years. I am particularly fond of this photo because the location is somewhere important to me and my family, and also because you can see my car poking in at the side 😅 It was the first car I ever owned, and it was by far my favourite!

A photo of a hill that overlooks the harbour, with some larger hills in the background. There is also two thirds of the back of an Audi TT poking in from one side.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 07/11/2024

I just experienced the bug again! So definitely not totally fixed. I could replicate it every time for some reason. It’s kinda hard to see what’s going on here but I’m just continuously dressing in from the left side of the screen (about the middle), ending my drag in about the center.

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JΛCOB @jacob.dev · 07/11/2024