jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 19htalking about the signifier/signified barrier at work today fucking, pray for me (jack spawnson) 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 20hthe gunnery inputs are supposed to be complicated and almost inscrutable at first glance and once again i have succeeded too much, done too good of a job. 110
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026talked my wife into trying the Halo Campaign Evolved co-op with me ("i will protect you." "i can do the driving.") so i am a happy husband 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026capitalism in extreme decay needs 1. social democracy (liberals, labour, democrats) to disorganize and destabilize revolutionary momentum, and 2. fascism to defeat the disorganized people's movement. that's why social democrats are fascism's opposition (at least nominally), but not its opponents. 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026when you change the cartridge on your bathtub faucets you have to decide if they both open when you turn them to the left or if they open when you rotate them "out" (the right cartridge goes in upside down so it opens when u turn it right) and no matter what you think is intuitive, you are wrong. 020
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jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026idk fam i just think the thrill of the oilers eventual loss probably isnt worth the indignity of cheering for a gang rapist! 011
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the lore afaik is that, in the song Across the Sea (where rivers from weezer returns a japanese fan's love letter), despite him saying "you are... 18 year old girl" in the lyrics, in the demo, he said a different number than 18 (not a better one!) but i cant find a source. chat - this true? 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026cars are the number one killer of cops. being a cop is mostly a dangerous job because you drive a car around most of the day, and motor vehicle operator is one of the most dangerous jobs in our society outside mining, fishing, and logging. 111
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ok the secret speyside arm day is 4 sets biceps (usually db hammer curls), 4 sets triceps (tate press), 4 sets forearms, then 4 x superset biceps and triceps (db bicep curls / overhead tricep extension) that last superset is brutal, u can really feel it working 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this is a new one, the artist pick is like, a sponsored merch collab? lol idk who's buying a 300 euro effect pedal off spotify but if you're on there looking at sun, ur some kinda sicko so, not a bad strategy 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026in resident evil 1 and 2 you play as a cop doing cop activities - in RE2 you go to the police station thinking it's safe, this is inverted (the horror trope of fake saviors/villains) mb there's an ACAB resident evil tho, like, the cops ARE there and they 28 Days Later you is an obvious step further. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if you try to use google's "site:[url]" function to find a specific term on a specific website, web scraping blockers meant to protect the server and its performance will null the search out and return no results. but most sites don't have their own internal keyword search so you just can't do that. 220
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this is just post-modern capitalism - it doens't believe we can have a shared definition of progress and our institutions can work towards it. like this tech is in no way emancipatory under its own account of itself, unless emancipatory means something entirely different to you. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it is funny how quickly employers decided to forego the benefits of remote working (which are demonstrable on both employee and employer side, but require a degree of organizational buy-in) but how all-in they are on AI (which requires alot of the org for speculative benefits and none for the EE 100
Reposted by jack speysideKate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 22/09/2026don't forget: you can go into a room and have crates thrown at you, for free, in your browser 053
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026its funny that every season of reacher has him save sex once, like - why? 1. the scene establishes sex will happen offscreen. it isnt showing sex to titilate you like ie bridgerton. 2. it doesnt matter to plot or character. reacher doesnt need a reason to care, we already know every woman wants him 110
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it's a recent thing, like, the last 50 years, growing exponentially, that tech has been deployed entirely for profit with no capacity to reduce drudgery (that is, to empower our labour). increasingly i think the postmodern skepticism in "progress" is more an invention of that a response to fascism 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i used to say u couldnt make Rambo (1982) today but Rebel Ridge actually got pretty close 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026liberal social democracy and fascism are the ruling class's two tools to keep themselves in unchecked power. the former (sheeran) enriches itself by disorganizing and diverting legit people's movements, the latter (robinson) can then be called on to smash them with extrajudicial violence. 110
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026wtf i was like "this season for the salon im just gonna play some honest rock n roll" but my alex chilton is like, hauntingly melancholy????? 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 15/09/2026the oversized-vehicle arms race will eventually have people driving busses as single-passenger commuters 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 15/09/2026ndp win in calgary shaw is really good news. historic conservative stronghold, ucp won it +40 in 2019. cautious tho. the ndp win is still only a plurality, and the ndp aren't the main party eating off the ucp plate. the liberals performance here is going to be high since roggeveen is their leader. 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 14/09/2026scotland wales and ireland should just be their own countries, but if it happens because fucking harry potter lady and father ted man got online bigotry brainworms, i think that's a fun treat for the historians of the future. 010
Reposted by jack speysideyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 11/09/2026still the funniest reply ive ever received on this site 143664825
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026cabinet accidentally made a decision that didn't have the amount of cruelty it normally would (i do not draft the decision docs in my role, tho i should), so in writing the law to enact that decision ppl keep being like "no. no there should be more cruelty in this. that can't be what they meant" 110
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026nothing beats a man down like a day of just sending emails. hell shit. just talking about how to do work. 010
Reposted by jack speysideJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wrote about AI, our relationship to pain and to comfort, and about why writing should hurt johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/writing-sh...johnpaulbrammer.substack.comWriting Should HurtOn our relationship to pain and creativity 12763226
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i just dont think it is (or should be) controversial that when people who are fonts of human misery die, the world becomes a better place and thats a good thing. nor do i see how we can avoid concluding that whatever power we had inside our institutions to make the world better is gone or vanishing! 110
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 09/09/2026update: this is true. basically confirmed by God that His merciful and benevolent sight shall not fall upon this shunned and forsaken professional hockey team. 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 09/09/2026if i saw devin dreeshen i would like to beat him up. but there's no sport in a sober guy fighting a drunk guy 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 08/09/2026damn she nailed this one, evergreen videoyoutu.beVideo Games & the Sexy Gender BinaryYouTube video by verilybitchie 001
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 07/09/2026for me, nothing gives the lie to the working-class cosplay of commuter trucks like speeding through construction zones 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 06/09/2026reading the wirecutter article then rejecting it because it considers a 5.2 cubic foot washer "comically large" and im looking at the 6.0 one so i can wash dog beds and comforters. 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 04/09/2026fascism has never won power in an actual revolution (the ruling class have each time incubated, protected, empowered, and eventually handed the reigns to it) but this only works once social democrat liberals have disorganized/demoralized popular mass movements w/ toothless, doomed-to-fail reformism. 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 04/09/2026there are 2 types of games, menus and parkour, and to make a menus game you need to do the tedious work of stitching together a bunch of code for calling and populating UI, and for parkour you need to do the tedious work of rigging animations and calling blendstates from code. 020
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 03/09/2026procedural dungeon generation. as the player hex crawls through the world map... 120
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 03/09/2026sometimes in minesweeper you cannot avoid guessing and if u r building a minesweeper game, you should just have it move the mine if the player clicks on it in that situation. it's a dark souls ass game otherwise 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 01/09/2026wow i really expected stay to be a supermajority. wild 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026broke: nuclear shipping's crew + training requirements are not viable woke: That's just N.S. Savannah made worse by AI bespoke: korea is making them, which means 1. they'll work and 2. far from being dominated, china will profit directly and indirectly as both their largest import and export markets 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026theres a big difference between a planes max weight for takeoff vs landing. a neat version of this problem is that a stealth bombers can take off with its bombs on board, but the plane would be too heavy to safely land with them, so they need to drop the bomb and there's a planned backup bomb site. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 26/08/2026an ad hominem is a logical fallacy in the same way it is not rational to buy a lottery ticket (it's technically correct, but only for an idealized economic actor who isnt bound by a human lifetime or similar constraints, does not have feelings, etc. and so may not particularize to literally anyone) 110
Reposted by jack speysideChiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 25/08/2026RIP DollyParton thank you DollyParton Looking up at the sky, I think of you. love you. 3381821667
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/08/2026trade war is the same thing as war, a state sponsored kneecapping of productive forces in the service of big capital remaining profitable and powerful; it is war Lite. (as war is the perfect expression of the imperative to destroy products and production, holocaust is the perfect expression of war) 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sub-Terrania (1994) on sega genesis was the first Ecco-the-Dolphin-like. change my mind. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026this is the crisis; progress is possible, but not profitable under the way we organize society. there are only 2 options: 1. commit to progress and change the way we have organized society (the path of communism), 2. commit to the organization of society and resist progress (the path of fascism) 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 20/08/2026its kind of funny that Flat Earth is a quasi-conspiracy theory but it works 180 degrees from how they usually do, i.e., it says "things are actually exactly as they appear" 010