jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 13hwhen i left to walk the dogs i said "dang, stock-making weather' but by the time i got home it seemed more like bbq weather. 000
Reposted by jack speysiderax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026a little louder for the cheap seats in the back 3253671850
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026if it sucks you can just hit the bricks, but im pretty sure watching football with the gang could easily be fun if you have a good attitude. like if you don't know and care just do whatever silly thing for lols. like, you're using AI to not work...but also to try to win? if you care then just care! 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026its hard to be optimistic about the future when the present is at its most backwards. but fascism is the death rattle of this world order, its decay in excess. not an aberration, but its contradictions sharpened to their finest points. they invoke fascism out of weakness, not strength. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026but compared to the portfolios and projects i could have, being the legislative planner for the department that does not want to make legislation is about as good as it gets. lol. lmao. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026one of the worst things about being a legislative planner is that people often want to make a law that says "the government cares about this thing" instead of actually doing something about that thing, which is both a bad law and obviously doesn't solve the problem 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026nah it's p different. JR uses & will use her money to do active harm to people. her wealth is from HP. much of that wealth is speculative value from owning the idea (the IP) behind HP, bc ppl think it'll be a money-making thing in the future. participating in HP stuff consolidates this speculation. 1140
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i set the game units based on the size of the boat models so it is not easier one way or the other but honestly mb the friction of the boat going slow is good, gives it a feeling of weight 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026a challenge in making a simulation is that i set the in-game speed of a boat to something that feels nice to control, but i have a game-distance to "real world" units conversion that makes this too fast, so i have to decide if i fix the speed, or the units. 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the same payment processors who turned off all the lgbtq nsfw stuff are gonna let you buy it no questions asked tho 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026talking about the signifier/signified barrier at work today fucking, pray for me (jack spawnson) 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the extra tedious part of hooking the menu up is that some things are derivations an analog computer would make, and it's easy enough to solve i.e., range rate, but i have to solve what the analog computer would say the range rate is based on your (incorrect) inputs. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the gunnery inputs are supposed to be complicated and almost inscrutable at first glance and once again i have succeeded too much, done too good of a job. 110
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026these are incredibly unambitious. why do we have a fully deregulated energy market? nobody wants that except the for-profit energy industry vampires. why do we not have public auto insurance like saskatchewan? even the insurance companies are losing money on car insurance, nobody is winning here. 011
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026holy shit. so reputable drug manufacturers won't sell to you for this grisly purpose, so instead you want to overdose people on whatever street drugs happen to be in the evidence storage???? your country is cooked my friend. hope you fix your heart. 101
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026talked my wife into trying the Halo Campaign Evolved co-op with me ("i will protect you." "i can do the driving.") so i am a happy husband 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026(not to say that i.e., the NDP are not social democrats they just arent allowed to be a real ruling party either) 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026capitalism in extreme decay needs 1. social democracy (liberals, labour, democrats) to disorganize and destabilize revolutionary momentum, and 2. fascism to defeat the disorganized people's movement. that's why social democrats are fascism's opposition (at least nominally), but not its opponents. 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026??? i was there. his leadership campaign ran on eliminating the carbon tax and his election campaign ran on tax cuts paid for by austerity cuts to public services and privatization. he ran a conservative platform to get conservative voters to vote for him and now he's governing like a conservative. 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026when you change the cartridge on your bathtub faucets you have to decide if they both open when you turn them to the left or if they open when you rotate them "out" (the right cartridge goes in upside down so it opens when u turn it right) and no matter what you think is intuitive, you are wrong. 020
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026liberals are just self loathing conservatives: this is not a problem to them. they weren't tricked or duped, carney said what he wanted & planned and then he did it! 120
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jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026idk fam i just think the thrill of the oilers eventual loss probably isnt worth the indignity of cheering for a gang rapist! 011
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the lore afaik is that, in the song Across the Sea (where rivers from weezer returns a japanese fan's love letter), despite him saying "you are... 18 year old girl" in the lyrics, in the demo, he said a different number than 18 (not a better one!) but i cant find a source. chat - this true? 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026bud, you can talk yourself in circles, but clear eyes can immediately see this is malicious violence that did not need to happen. not sure why your eyes cannot, but that isn't a good or correct way to be, strikes me as pitiful. 0100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026jobs that drive full-time like taxi drivers or truckers have a higher on the job fatality rates, which implies that cops are actually more safe when they are getting out of their cars to respond to a call, not less. 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026cars are the number one killer of cops. being a cop is mostly a dangerous job because you drive a car around most of the day, and motor vehicle operator is one of the most dangerous jobs in our society outside mining, fishing, and logging. 111
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i havent had a good workout all week so i had to miss magic the gathering but whats the point of having magic cards if ur triceps are puny? 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ok the secret speyside arm day is 4 sets biceps (usually db hammer curls), 4 sets triceps (tate press), 4 sets forearms, then 4 x superset biceps and triceps (db bicep curls / overhead tricep extension) that last superset is brutal, u can really feel it working 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026this is a new one, the artist pick is like, a sponsored merch collab? lol idk who's buying a 300 euro effect pedal off spotify but if you're on there looking at sun, ur some kinda sicko so, not a bad strategy 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026in resident evil 1 and 2 you play as a cop doing cop activities - in RE2 you go to the police station thinking it's safe, this is inverted (the horror trope of fake saviors/villains) mb there's an ACAB resident evil tho, like, the cops ARE there and they 28 Days Later you is an obvious step further. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it used to be easy to search for a term appearing in a jurisdiction's laws by searching "site:[url of their official publication] + "keyword". that doesn't work for most places anymore. 001
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if you try to use google's "site:[url]" function to find a specific term on a specific website, web scraping blockers meant to protect the server and its performance will null the search out and return no results. but most sites don't have their own internal keyword search so you just can't do that. 220
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026this is just post-modern capitalism - it doens't believe we can have a shared definition of progress and our institutions can work towards it. like this tech is in no way emancipatory under its own account of itself, unless emancipatory means something entirely different to you. 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026wild. like, he's a million year old former CEO who retired 10 years ago after losing >100 million dollars on the brad pitt animated Sinbad 030
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026England in particular seems like a superlative example of this point to me 001
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026lol why wouldn't you just go by Dolph or something 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i now have copilot(TM) on my enterprise email, messenger service, and word processing application, which surely required significant work with our legal counsel and privacy management experts and probably a new privacy impact assessment to the information & privacy commissioner. but like. why? 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it is funny how quickly employers decided to forego the benefits of remote working (which are demonstrable on both employee and employer side, but require a degree of organizational buy-in) but how all-in they are on AI (which requires alot of the org for speculative benefits and none for the EE 100
Reposted by jack speysideKate Barrett @thewaether.bsky.social · 22/09/2026don't forget: you can go into a room and have crates thrown at you, for free, in your browser 053
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026(or she is not a sexual being, that's the other kind of woman we meet in reacher). so its very funny to try to figure out who this is there for 010
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 22/09/2026its funny that every season of reacher has him save sex once, like - why? 1. the scene establishes sex will happen offscreen. it isnt showing sex to titilate you like ie bridgerton. 2. it doesnt matter to plot or character. reacher doesnt need a reason to care, we already know every woman wants him 110
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026rather than having it benefit anybody? and this project is already one that guides our ruling class, and fascism and its methods are tools for them to deploy towards that ends at their convenience. it is increasingly easy to be skeptical of progress but i think we need to resist that! 000
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026like, in the face of the nazi eugenic horrors we have no choice but to say science isn't a social force towards emancipation, it does what the hand holding it wills (so too for all our institutions) but really isnt this the completion of the fascist project of destroying excess productive capacity.. 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it's a recent thing, like, the last 50 years, growing exponentially, that tech has been deployed entirely for profit with no capacity to reduce drudgery (that is, to empower our labour). increasingly i think the postmodern skepticism in "progress" is more an invention of that a response to fascism 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ultimately RR stops short of saying acab the way rambo does, but was still pretty impressed overall 001
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i used to say u couldnt make Rambo (1982) today but Rebel Ridge actually got pretty close 100
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 19/09/2026how do we get out of a deficit (a negative government net income) by cutting taxes (government income)? 161
jack speyside @jackspeyside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026i mean, it's absolutely the same struggle - they just think sports is an easy, popular win to set the stage for the next thing. they don't actually care or think it makes a difference. and it's 100% transphobia! there's no basis below elite level, nor any basis to interfere with elite rules experts. 040