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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ole Miss with oil money.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There is a guy in Seminole Heights who has a restored 90s Land Cruiser with a destroyed passenger side door but everything else is PRISTINE and it got a hell yeah out of me for years.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have so many cars I’d be into having, but the Outback will go 200k+ so unfortunately practicality will reign
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Same. Scholastic Bookfair poster section hooked me early.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We toured that as an option last year! Still insanely affordable
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
watching Pete Campbell make every mistake under the sun, shirk responsibilities, fuck up accounts, cheat on spouse: what a vile creature watching Roger Sterling do exactly the same shit: MY MAN
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Been listening to @stevengodfrey.bsky.social talk about hiring for many years that when my Warchant stepdad doled out the proJimbo pablum i responded almost verbatim every point he highlighted in this pod I get that your broke Noles but you’ve never been good with your credit card! Why start now?
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do we think Muslim grandpas also go to Hardee’s at 4am to hang out with their boys and call it a bible study?
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Team of the week! (Derogatory)
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
From a family gathering in football season! Because we don’t miss fun family things for football games!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
absolutely love it
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I know someone who is 5’7” ~150lb who played safety against Derrick Henry! I remind him of this constantly. Soul left his body
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I never knew the life lesson to refrain from idolization would come from some smart people who write about college football. Not idolizing has shaped my world in a crazy way the last few years Your heroes should be folks you know and love. Not some dickhead who could care less if you live or die
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Byrum, daddy, your future is as bright as that smile!
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I said the same thing this morning at my desk lol He’s also the first ~mobile~ QB that I have said “nah he should probably explore other positions that’s an NFL body!”
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hell yeah! I just started the first one
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Cam Newton Zero Sugar. I love my large robust son so much.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I almost choked and died on my lunch at @edsbs.bsky.social linebackers coach Jordan Peterson. Another perfect fullcast.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I was in a wedding in May before any World Cup was on and was wishing it was the fall because then we’d have something to watch while we were waiting around!
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ah a new streaming plan
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
what the hell is ESPN unlimited
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Brutal that no one wants to get 8-0’d lol Don’t be cowards!
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Very niche high of a game working directly with how your brain works. My family has this game Linkee(?) that was seemingly made specifically for me. My wife and I as a team destroy everyone and now no one wants to play it😞
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Welcome to the Jose Fernandez experience Wings fans.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
1. She’s just having a little sex bro 2. @lerbonjanes u like what u see? 3. I once saw Andy Reid eating a football with a fork and knife 4. Fuck em up Socrates
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I still laugh hard as hell at their heads being edited onto kids/teen bodies in flashbacks.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Been wondering if this was a prank or not seeing them around town, and couldn’t bring myself to look it up. Cleaning up the mean streets of ~the greater Tampa Bay Area~
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/07/2026
coming around to the idea that Threads is where the juice is these days
user johnavenuti holding a michelob ultra in a kitchen with the caption "finally!!! found a job I can drink at!!!"
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
“What if I could give you like 70% of a Kacey Musgraves, but she will never talk publicly about discriminating against LGBTQ folks or racism?”
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
All 41,000 Cybertrucks sold must have been in Tampa, because I’m seeing one every street I turn on.
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 26/07/2026
Guy with the least defined arms you've ever seen: Another great day to wear my Kobe jersey
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Wrote a whole ass op-ed about having absolutely zero game and minimal swag. Brutal for this man.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The only other time I’ve felt like this was when Aaron Donald retired and I thought “man I watched him in college, crazy he retired so early” and actually he had a full career and retired at a normal age and then I stared in the mirror for a while.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Beanie just signed a two year contract with the O’s. We are so proud of her.
A land seal (pitbull) wearing a Baltimore Orioles hat.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
We are moving to Chicago soon which is second place city in the “You’re Scared by Empty Homes and Black/Brown Folk” list. Have gotten many a looks disguised as “but taxes!!!!” recently.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My in-laws are from Baltimore and when I tell other people I’d move to Baltimore tomorrow if given the chance they look at me like I said I’d move to Hell itself. It’s insane. Awesome city
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
it is time to turn to the only person who can fix US Men's Soccer: Lin-Manuel Miranda
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Usmnt was the rejected name for the lead of In the Heights so you’re onto something!
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
😃
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I was screaming “I know exactly which Tampa Bay Area hospital would be straight hospital that even the most homophobic of our society wouldn’t dare go to, @celebrityhottub.bsky.social. And yeah it’s the one with really bad MRSA outbreak.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I can’t remember all the members exactly but I had built an entire Sleeping Giant Conference from all the teams that folks always say “man if they can just figure it out and it was a good conference except for a few obvious! It was like Maryland, Ga Tech, NC State, USF, UCLA, UAB, and a few others
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Nailed it on the doomer and Zohran point. I also don’t remember answering that many doomer responses. However…..
Jack scored as a neo-Luddite kind of doomer.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The in between is watching Master and Commander and then going to their favorite restaurant even though you know is sucks
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Feel like when your pants, underwear belt, and shoes are all the same material who can tell you the Auburn polo is a no go?
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Gushed about the price I received for getting my fence redone and capped every conversation with “I don’t know how this guy is making money!”
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m going to overlay the CTA map on this and take a train into the lake.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m moving to Chicago in October and basing all my neighborhood research on this.
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Seriously. I’ve said forever now if you had a channel before streaming get rid of that shit. We are about to move and I’m losing my ability to split YTTV and I’m just getting direct TV
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Jack Samsung @jacksamsung.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Been on this recently. Same with just renting movies I want to watch instead of hoping to come across something with the streamer.
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