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jackanape

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I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused.

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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Yep, nothing better than heading to the beach, opening a beer, kicking back… and inventing the tools of nuclear armageddon. #summervibes
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Lucy calls on Charlie Brown to kick football, offers support @washingtonpost.com
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Never change, New Jersey. Never change…
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Christmas cookies are a legitimate breakfast option for the next week. Don’t let anybody tell you different.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
The @economist.com has a long tradition of clever puns and cultural references in headlines but I love how they really go HAM for the podcast titles.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Forever validating that Will Rogers quote: “I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.”
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Philly knows what’s up
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Is it coming by Pony Express?
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
“Come out to the coast, we’ll have a few laughs…”
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Just tried to call someone on my calculator. How’s YOUR day going?
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
Christopher Nolan to Universal's PR team right now, seeing all the panicked takes.
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Super Ari(o) @theduckmanz.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
When will Disney stop tinkering with these movies?
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Just ate Strega Nona levels of pasta, oof.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Siri just announced this song as “Happy from Despicable Me Two Inches.” Just perfection. 🤌😘
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
New action movie franchise just dropped
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Mike White, please set White Lotus season 4 in England and make John Cleese the hotel manager. The world needs this right now.
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The moment in the movie where Lindsay Lohan realizes she swapped bodies with the FBI director
kash patel looking dumbfounded at a hearing
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power/Do you know that you can use it?
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The Clash - Clampdown (Official Audio)
YouTube video by theclashVEVO
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Hard to think of a better use for the worst song in rock history than a toilet paper commercial.
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We Quilt This City :30 – Quilted Queens | Quilted Northern®
YouTube video by Quilted Northern
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Glad The Last Of Us is coming back because it’ll be relaxing to watch a future less bleak than ours.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
So glad to know we have the Democrats to get us out of this mess.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Maybe it’s just the afterglow of the Eagles Super Bowl victory, but I distinctly hear the Eagles fight song in this Bugs Bunny cartoon, starting at 5:00. Right? vimeo.com/163780065
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Bugs Bunny - High-Diving Hare (1949) with recreated opening titles
I knew that Warner Bros. would never take down this video. If you want something done, they're on it!
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Pizza ingredients are already so cheap that there’s no excuse for serving something so inedible that you clearly spent absolutely the bare minimum allowed by law. Anyway, hi, I’m at a nine-year-old’s birthday party at lunchtime.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
He’s like two or three days away from doing this m.youtube.com/watch?v=V8tE...
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Superman II at Rushmore
YouTube video by Sangredeesau
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Tom Pepinsky @tompepinsky.com · 06/02/2025
This is why, in 2025, I am asking all patriotic Americans to be Uncle Buck.
"You were right. Everything that you said would happen happened."
"I don't wanna talk about it. I just wanna get you home."
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Welp, that's the ballgame
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Moebius13 @moebius13.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Starting trade wars to make it easier to take over the government was literally the plot to the Star Wars prequels.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Listening to the audiobook of THE HOBBIT read by Andy Serkis and when he finally gets to the point where he can whip out the Gollum voice it's like when the drums hit in 'In The Air Tonight.'
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David Frum @davidfrum.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
In memoriam
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Ask President Carter - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Curious George question my son pointed out: “How does everyone know George’s name? He can’t speak.” Despite reading these books to him roughly 10,000 times, it never occurred to me. There’s also no plausible in-universe explanation. The narrator calls him George but then the characters… just know.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Quote post with an image of how you picture 2025.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Currently on day five of solo parenting with my son home from school and bouncing off the walls, while also juggling several work deadlines AND prepping to host Thanksgiving in two days.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Me seconds after telling my son we can get cartoon character pancake molds. (The complexity! The frustration! The mess!)
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a man is crying and asking what have i done .
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/11/2024
new research reporting that dried fruit is making a comeback among gen z consumers follow me for more currant events
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Parallel structure: learn it, know it, live it. #writing #editing
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Mikel Jollett @mikeljollett.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
A lot of the positions people like RFK jr. take (anti-vax, anti-pasteurization etc.) get described as “controversial.” They’re not. There is no controversy. This is long-settled science. The correct term is “stupid.”
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Kinda feels like this is how the next four years will go, but at least we'll be able to scream together over here.
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jackanape @jackpersico.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Seems quite nice here!
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a man with a beard is standing in front of a sign that says " hello there "
ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a sign that says " hello there "
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