Reposted by Jack Lewis EvansAnna Thomas @annathommy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I’m doing a final gallop of my debut comedy hour ‘How To Juggle A Ferret’ at @abercomedyfest.bsky.social tomorrow (Sunday) at 1:45pm if you and/ or your fleas fancy it. 141
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Kings Field 3mastered. 200gb download, runs like shit, still makes a billion pounds then for some reason everyone involved is sacked. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026woke up from a vivid dream where everything was normal except there were double decker bus adverts for Kings Field V: The New Orb. fuming to be learn this is not real. 140
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Just finished watching Noah (2014), Exodus (2014), and The Passion of the Christ (2004) back to back to back in correct chronological order. God is real and I am ready to see him kill Iron Man in Avengers: Doomsday (2026) 031
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Militarise the border around Piddington. We have to take back control. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the two types of AI “whistleblower”: 1) quit because of made up sci fi stuff about it killing us, their boss agrees with them 2) quit because AI is actually, right now, being used to cut jobs, accelerate climate breakdown and murder Palestinians one of these is not a whistleblower 052
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026hearing online that unlike in the old Wolverine game, you can't leap onto a helicopter, pull the pilot out and use the helicopter blades to remove his entire head. also you have to pay for it. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Supposedly Hasan Piker got him on minoxidil 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As soon as Doctorow started talking about critics unwittingly repeating AI hype, I could feel Walker activating, was surprised he had the glimmer of self awareness near that bit to say he’s guilty of it. 021
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The climate hell we're descending into is going to firmly put Shell and BP etc. into Mao numbers. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 22/08/2026adobe stuff is malware. exports supposedly openable in other software have a higher chance of crashing your machine than opening. 021
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/08/2026There’s loads of interesting analytical models about why the media serve power: the Propaganda Model, Cultural Hegemony, Primary Definers. But what if the best explanation is that they’re just irredeemable, evil shits? 0112
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026burnham messing about with the emergency alerts just killed my uncle. he got a fright and fell into a quarry. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026wow just found out there’s risk of wildfires, who knew. very useful and timely. please share! 050
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026DfE recruiting a pool of three precogs for each school. “Pre-scrounger identified. Isabella. Mr. Taylor’s Year 5 class. Must stop enjoying poetry and start learning how to prompt AI” 0103
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026[uses huge brain] “the rise in sexism is driven by the growth of women staff *and* explicitly sexist rhetoric, victims *and* perpetrators are to blame” [lasers burst from eyes, ears and rectum] 041
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026When trying to explain to a Mega Brain UK Journo when something is a joke, you can just say “like Rod Liddle” and they will immediately calm down and say “oh amazing, I see now, so witty” 050
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 03/08/2026I HAVE ALWAYS THOUGH THIS!!! Big biohazzy energy. 110
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Insert Credit forum is very civil for game chat. Think ppl would be glad to see dark1x posting there. 001
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Chris Nolan told me that while it seems like The Odyssey is about the moral code of hospitality, it’s actually about how draft dodging is bad. Don’t draft dodge!! 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me, an anti-radicalisation genius: “You see, there is no difference between a bit of red paint and bombing people.” 060
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026By the end of the year my AI will have produced an historically accurate Shrek 5. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A thing the govt should actually ban (therefore they won’t) 050
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026GenAI is like Skynet but instead of nuking us it just turns everything, even small joys and marvels, into shit. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Look, a big problem for Burnham is that he had to create his cabinet from Labour MPs, and they are universally wet, fashy wronguns (he is also a Labour MP). 041
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026hearing reports they will be put to work pumping oil, gas and something called “demon blood” out of the North Sea. 130
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026introducing: the Minister for Bubbles & Slop. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026“neoliberalism” is better referred to as “market fundamentalism” 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Skinner meme but instead of the children being wrong, its Amnesty International 081
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026You say wealth taxes won’t work because people will leave. I say: Bush-Blair style extradition and black sites for tax exiles. 052
Reposted by Jack Lewis EvansPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 16/07/2026As with this, and Rowling, it is going to be interesting to see which sensible commentators are ever going to mention that all of this is only possible because it's laundered through the mainstream broadsheets and treated as credible rather than mendacious horseshit. 217260
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Not only is there a magic money tree, there are two: renewables and migration. I think immigrants, all people, have value beyond our contributions to GDP, but blocking Miliband in favour of Mahmood as Chancellor, and framing it as the choice for “the economy” is maxed out silly sausage. 030
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Why isn’t anyone speaking ill of Sam Neill? Could it be that he seems to have been sound af? Is this what the vile trolls demand!?! 050
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026FPS where you’re John Lineman hunting Bill Gates. 110
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Microsoft always finding new riffs on “videogame book burning” 170
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026It’s dead funny (depressing) that of the few things the UK does well, unis are right up there, yet our political class just relentlessly trash them. 040
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The UK is on a war footing! We must boost military spending. As such, we will reintroduce the top rate of tax from WW2: 99.25%. Any attempt to avoid this tax will be regarded as sabotage and treason, punishable by death. 040
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 29/06/202680% of Gestapo arrests were initiated by civilian denunciations. 0142
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Oh same, Streets of Rage 4 is siiiick, fair play to them stretching the campaign a bit to get wider appeal, it worked lol. 110
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Yes! 20-30mins for a 1cc is the sweet spot imo but will get you nuked by reviewers. Its not 20-30 minutes total! Its infinitely repeatable gold. MS3 is too long. Streets of Rage 4 also too long. But that’s what the market demands! Its as silly to judge an arcade game on limited length as a song. 1121
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Starmer’s whole thing was just saying Reform voters (and policies) are right and appeasing (or implementing) them what are we talking about here lads. Thick or lying? (bit of both) 020
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I'll say this for the heat: you can dry clothes fast. Huge evaporation buff. 010
Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The end of RE2 is a broken promise. “The downfall of Umbrella was mostly court cases, not good for gameplay” ok but Capcom made Ace Attorney. 074
