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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
DfE recruiting a pool of three precogs for each school. “Pre-scrounger identified. Isabella. Mr. Taylor’s Year 5 class. Must stop enjoying poetry and start learning how to prompt AI”
Precog in a glowing pool in Minority Report
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Starmer on the verge of tears on a video call.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
tfw you think about Seattle
Ellie from the Last of Us Part II
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I have obtained a strawberry which has a little arse
A strawberry with a little arse, held betwix finger and thumb
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
photo of me reading this post
The moon from Majora's Mask
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Look at these legends. The original Core Design team that made Tomb Raider (Gavin Rummery, Jason Gosling, Toby Gard, Heather Gibson, Neal Boyd and Paul Douglas). Heather Gibson created textures by adapting scans from books which is way cooler than this dross.
Group pic of six members of the original Tomb Raider team in a drab, 90s looking office.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
These two looking through the portal at each other
David PlattToadie
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Massive protest yesterday against Wigan Reform Council.
Celebrations in Naboo after the destruction of the 2nd Death Star
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
The MEN have done interviews in Makerfield and this one has sent me into space (they’re voting Reform). “Won’t someone please think of the landlords?”
Screenshot from MEN:

Asked about the key local issues, he says: “Rented housing is certainly in shortage, we are building rented houses but who is getting them?

“I’m not going to use the racism word, because it may not be them, but unfortunately there’s not enough houses to rent, especially for single people and young couples, families with children, there’s just the lack of rented accommodation.

“That’s the government who have taken some perks away from the landlords, who need an incentive to buy a house and rent it out.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The episode the execs were afraid to make
Star Trek DS9 Title Card: 
“Garak and Bashir Bang”
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Somehow, People’s Vote Returned
Poe Dameron in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker saying “somehow, Palpatine returned”
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Max from Eastenders has made a definitely not AI generated painting of David Attenborough. £1650.
Actor Jake Wood,bald and wearing a blue jacket, poses beside his “painting” of David Attenborough seated on a throne with a baby gorilla.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Starmer, red faced and on the verge of tears
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
angry Ed Balls
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
The cast of Coronation Street c.2002 sat in the Rovers Return pub grasping beverages.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Huge respect to European leaders and US Democrats for pressuring Trump to back off his genocide.
Barney Gumble and Leonard Nimoy in front of a monorail. Barney asks, "What do you mean, your work is done? You didn't do anything." Nimoy replies with a smug "Didn't I?" (He did nothing)
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I have been on a Big Walk and saw this incredible activity for children (fenced off dirt). TAKE CARE!
Signs screwed to a wooden fence:
TAKE CARE
Maximum weight 58kg (9 stone)
This activity must be supervised by an adult accompanying the child
TAKE CARE
This activity must be supervised by an adult accompanying the child.Zoomed out image revealing the fence surrounds nothing but dirt.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Horizontal bar chart showing sales of yachts over 30 metres from 2023 to 2025. Sales grew from 304 in 2023 and 316 in 2024 to 363 in 2025, representing a 15% increase in the final year.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Brendan O Neill as a hot air balloon above the Thames, massive forehead
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Unrelated
BBC headline “Far-fetched to think McSweeney faked phone theft, says PM," above pics of McSweeney and Mandelson
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
can this be a solution?
proposed solution to allow cargo ships to bypass the Strait of Hormuz crudely photoshopped onto a map. there’s a Portal gun in the foreground, an orange portal in the Persian Gulf and a blue portal in the Gulf of Oman.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The greatest antifascist ally in the UK is the Grim Reaper.
Graph of a YouGov poll published on the 16th. The Greens are the most popular party with voters under 75, with 22%. With voters 65 and over they are the least popular (3%).
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"You want STARS? I'll give you STARS." Haven't managed this in ages, great fun.
End screen from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (PS1) showing an A rank result. On-screen text reads: ‘Time 02:26:29, Number of Saves 00, Grade A.’ In the background, Jill and Carlos sit in a pub. Excellent vibes.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
starmer wincing
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Lets remake “Come and See” with better vibes 😊🤞🙏
Screenshot from Come and See. A close-up of a dirt- and tear-streaked young boy staring with a blank, traumatised expression.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Love the subtitle in quote marks. Makes you question whether his adventure is Legendary at all. #RandomeGameSaturday
The PAL PS2 game case for Rygar: The Legendary Adventure, featuring a cool warrior against a red sky.The spine labeled Rygar “The Legendary Adventure”
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Three RE1s: Left: PS1 on a CRT Centre: PS1 via RetroTINK/OBS Right: DuckStation
Desk setup showing the same Resident Evil 1 scene three ways: left on a PS1 displayed on a CRT TV, center via PS1 through a RetroTINK captured in OBS on a monitor, and right emulated in DuckStation on a monitor
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
“Only by evolving into Newtypes can humanity survive in space”
Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
It (Lenin with glowing eyes)
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Rather than lobbying for ICE or making a CSAM machine, why not simply film a video called “Is a Medieval Wheelbarrow Any Good?”
Youtube thumbnail of a man holding a sack above a wooden wheelbarrow. Text says “Is a medieval wheelbarrow any good?”
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
“I’m just going to push this first domino over, it isn’t any of those other dominoes I can obviously see before me”
a white 3D stick person pushes the first domino, causing a long line of dominoes to topple in sequence.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
have been playing Neon Inferno and can’t help but notice the character Angelo is a very Jin from Tekken aesthetic (this is cool and good imo)
Angelo from Neon Inferno has spiked black hair and a long blue trench coat with red lining. He’s in a snowy cyberpunk city behind stylised text that says “Neon Inferno”Close-up of Mariana and Angelo. Angelo has big time Jin Kazama hair and is smoking a cigarette. Once again behind stylised “Neon Inferno” text.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
posting nudes
an xbox controller without its fascia, innards revealed
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"democratic AI" is when you kill 200,000 people with austerity then name your grift after a show about fighting fascist space gods
Financial Times headline: ‘OpenAI hires George Osborne to spearhead global “Stargate” expansion,’ with a subheading about spreading ‘democratic’ AI worldwide.” Pic of former UK chancellor George Osborne speaking with his hands raised, set against a red-tinted aerial view of data centers with the OpenAI sphincter logo beside him.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
somehow disappointing this lad
bottle of Matey Bubble Bath, shaped like a cartoon pirate wearing a red coat and an eyepatch
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
not long ago it was a “tough decision” that had to backed or there’d be consequences.
BBC news headline: “Labour suspends seven rebel MPs over two-child benefit cap” with a photo of Rebecca Long-Bailey and John McDonnell from July 23, 2024.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
RIP Udo Kier
Udo as Yuri in C&C Red Alert 2. He’s bald, has a classic villain goatee and wears a metal head band with tubes to amplify his psychic abilities.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Please can you tell me the name of your artist? I want to commission a giant hovering lantern and a pickaxe with two handles.
Zoomed in element of the YP poster featuring a silhouette of a miner with a giant pickaxe that has a second handle or kickstand of sone kind.Zoomed in section of the YP poster of a lantern hovering above green hills like a UFO
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
gabecube
The Nintend Gamecube startup logo edited to say "Valve Gabecube" in the Gamecube font.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
the biker bar sequence from Terminator 2 but Arnie’s POV keeps getting everything confidently wrong. A biker is “Volvo Estate”. A knife is “Old Lady”.
BBC News headline “Armed police handcuff teen after AI mistakes crisp packet for gun” over a photo of sweet chilli Doritos
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
my favourite BSG character is Leerdammer
Lee Adama from Battlestart Galactica holding seven slices of Leerdammer, a Dutch semihard cheese, grinning. The image is emblazened with the logo "Leerdammer", green all-caps text over a round representation of the cheese itself.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
A two-panel meme using medieval manuscript art. Top panel: A medieval farmer happily scattering seeds with the caption, “Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!” Bottom panel: Several peasants bent over, grimacing as they harvest crops with sickles, captioned, “Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
One steam game per year till Fallout: New Vegas then a 20 month window (presumably getting killed by deathclaws) before getting Amnesia, Bastion, Braid, Limbo, Lone Survivor, Psychonauts, Super Meat Boy, and Superbrothers S&S in one go.
A screenshot of the start of my Steam purchase history. From top to bottom:
	7 Jun 2012 Humble Indie Bundle 5 Beat the Average
	23 Oct 2010 Fallout New Vegas Retail
	24 Feb 2009 Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II Retail (Inter)
	8 Jan 2008 Half-Life 2 Holiday 2006
	17 Dec 2006 Half-Life Platinum Pack
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I've created this to help.
A spectrum labeled “bucket → not bucket,” with various items placed along the line based on how buckety they are.  Far left are metal containers with handles, resembling traditional buckets. Two absolute deffo buckets, a pitchery-bucket and a more ambiguous bucket. To the far right, beds. Beds aren't buckets. Beside the beds, bags, which are a bit more like a bucket than a bed.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
"There are five buckets"
A CAPTCHA titled "Let’s confirm you are human” asks you to "Choose all the buckets.” Below it are nine photos arranged in a 3×3 grid which features two beds, two bags and five buckets. With the five buckets selected, a red error message reads “Incorrect. Please try again.”Captain Picard,  looking distressed during his captivity in the "There are four lights!" interrogation scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation "Chain of Command, Part II"
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
this bit is unreal. 465 pages and 88 recommendations to solve water companies “acting in the private interest” come on mate.
Cunliffe defends the length of his 465-page report, and says it is necessary to grapple with what he calls our Great Stink moment.

He says some water companies have acted in the private interest, rather than the public interest and warns that "no one single reform" of the 88 he has put forward will fix the system alone, no matter how radical.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Same. I think this one captures a certain essence of him.
Kier Starmer looking pleased with himself wearing a poppy.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
a black 3½-inch floppy disk.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
judging by the text of 4th and 1st place, I suspect the writer might disagree with the ranking as well.
Ridge Racer Type 4 is unquestionably the best instalment of the franchise on Sony's 32-bit PlayStation – and some would argue it's the zenith of the entire lineage, full-stop. The visuals have taken a massive leap forward (you've got to love those trailing brake lights), while the sheer volume of cars to unlock will keep you glued to the game for ages.Released alongside the shiny new PlayStation 2 in 2000, Ridge Racer V perhaps typifies the best and worst qualities of the series.
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Jack Lewis Evans @jacklewisevanz.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
How can Yvette have fallen from grace? Where’s this coming from? If only we’d read one thing she actually says, like this speech from… eleven years ago.
As Ed Miliband has said, the last Labour government got things wrong on immigration We should have had transitional controls in place for Eastern Europe The figures were wrong, and migration was far greater than we expected.

As a result the pace and scale of immigration – and particularly low skilled immigration – was too great and it is right to bring it down.

And we should have recognised more quickly the impact on low skilled jobs, and the worries people had.
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