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Jackie (18+)

@jackiebartender.bsky.social
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My 2 greatest loves are ass & whiskey Polyamorous | Bisexual | Normie Democrat | Artist | Trans tomboy She/Her Minors DNI

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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There is a genre of post online that is just Italian nationalists insisting the diaspora has been "bastardized by outside forces" because they can't handle that the no cheese on fish thing is literally just a random trend from the 40s that has no actual basis in history or culinary theory
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Copyright should go back to being only 28 years. It protects creators while being minimally culturally intrusive Once you're the age people make their first major published work (30's-40's), everything culturally relevant to your upbringing should be fair game
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Almost done with Act 1 of my novel
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Using both twitter and bluesky means being endlessly inundated by confidently wrong people constantly insisting nobody uses the other site anymore
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Reminder that the literacy crisis has nothing to do with being able to mechanically read or sound out words. It's about people lacking the referential literacy to pick up on complex themes topics & symbolism as well as not knowing how to fact check or do systematic level analysis
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Mr Peculiar 🔞 NEW ANIMATION OUT @mrpecu.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Happy No Kings Day! By being there for the people you love and care for, you are more patriotic than the people that run the country.
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JoCat is not fast @jocat.net · 03/07/2026
You've heard of breasted boobily now get ready for penised prominently
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Vilson Stratos @vilsonstratos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Por favor falem de Epic the Musical comigo
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The culture of Florida makes a lot more sense once you realize the bottom 2/3rds of it are essentially apart of Latin America and the Caribbean, and the upper 1/3rd is a bunch of white supremacists actively trying to rig all elections and media coverage to hide that fact from the rest of the country
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
To all my fellow lung disease folk: get your pneumo boosters I forgot tot get my booster done and now I have an infection It's a quick jab every 5 years in exchange for not getting bronchitis or pneumonia every cold and flu season
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Idea for a movie/tv review site: Every piece of media has 2 ratings, a general audience rating & a target audience rating. If you have more than 10 reviews and a net positive rating for a specific genre, your reviews get counted for the target audience score
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
PSA from a dyslexic adult: while extended time is great, if it's used as an alternative to more comprehensive accommodations, it becomes a punishment Imagine being told that you have to do 5 hours of homework while everyone else only has to do 1, that's the life of a dyslexic child
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Kids need spaces where they can socialized, but public VRChat instances is not and can not serve that purpose due to the abysmal lack of moderation
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Hot take: The recent push by the largest VRChat groups to be child friendly isn't just annoying, it's child endangerment. I shouldn't need to explain why trying to attract an underage audience to large & impossible to moderate instances where they're left unattended with adults is a bad idea
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
One of these days I will remember the password to my OF and delete everything. Then probably post a bunch of new stuff like a week later, lol
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I feel like we're on the precipice of a massive "party's over" moment for the ultra-wealthy
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I feel like Clinton's dick is cursed, like every time that man gets head the entire country burns to the ground
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The anosmic version of deaf people finding out farts have a sound is finding out that cum has a smell. People are so squeamish they use euphemisms like "your room smells like boy" and you're left wondering why they look so uncomfortable when you say it's probably because their brother came over
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I had a dream where they started casting people with disabilities for lead roles more, but rather than using CGI to get rid of their mobility aides they just painted the word "NONDIEGETIC" on them with bye-bye-blue & go-away-green
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Life hack: if you add a bunch of languages you don't speak to your google ads settings, you unlock the ability to tell immediately what is and isn't an ad since the odds of it being in your native language go down with every additional one you select
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Tess McGill @txbluewave.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
A response to Jimmy Carr’s comments about Graham Linehan.
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Most radical opinion on economics: there should be a maximum profit margin for a given type of good or service. That way you know what things that are expensive are that way you can identify cheap crap at a glance
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Normal Frieren fans: Yeah the demons weaponizing racial tolerance is fucked, I wish the writer did more research on why certain fantasy tropes aren't used anymore. "Those" Frieren fans: It's not genocide if they're evil bro! On an unrelated note, wanna see some crime statistics?
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
The thing I hate about the hero's journey is that playing with different story structures and figuring out which option fits best is basically the funnest part of writing for me. When you act like there is one "correct" way to do it, you're prioritizing the end product over the fun of creation
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
the moment gen AI is used to forge evidence in a high profile criminal case, it's getting banned. It being so resource intensive makes policing it incredibly easy
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Living through red scare 2: electric boogaloo
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 12/10/2025
Donald Trump was president on January 6
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Video sharing sites could probably circumvent the whole problem of kids seeing inappropriate content by just doing what TV does and letting time zones affect what content they push. Family friendly while parents are at work, and adult oriented while the kids are asleep
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
"Death gives life meaning" sounds good on paper, but in practice it's often a way for the young healthy & able-bodied to offload emotional labor onto the most vulnerable; The old, the sick & the disabled. To those of us in said groups it reads as "your purpose is to die so my life can have meaning"
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
The thing that sets the fantastical racism of Marvel's mutants apart from other examples of the trope is the fact that it's a universe where superpowered non-mutants far outnumber the mutants. Once you notice this you realize the distinction between mutant and non-mutant is an entirely arbitrary
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
D.o I.t Y.ourself is coming out so much better than I first thought, I'm so fucking excited to have this shit ready by Halloween
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
The history of christian authoritarianism is basically just them pulling made up religious taboos out of their ass and then feigning shock and horror when the only people still doing those things are non-christians
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I feel like private health insurance is gonna collapse in the next 10 years. If insurance costs more than just tanking the bill, healthy people will start opting out, creating a domino effect where fewer and fewer people are in a position where insurance is a net gain
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Far too many socialists think that refusing to compromise with liberals and vote blue will somehow magically convince other people to be socialists when in fact all it does is drive the center further to the right by forcing them to compromise with conservatives instead
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Figured out the primary baseline for my song D.I.Y. I haven't uploaded music in years and when I left last time I totally nuked all traces of my previous online presence, so it feels great to be making shit again
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Comment on my Charlie Kirk video, lo
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
i fucking love Jimi Hendrix
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
New song's coming together nicely. Almost done with the lyrics, then I'm going to record the baseline and throw together some instrumentals
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Summarizing my thoughts on Charlie Kirk's assassination: youtu.be/ZCGJgOqo2ug?...
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What You're Missing about Charlie Kirk
YouTube video by JackieTheBastard
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I'm learning Portuguese by complete accident because I keep playing video games with my Brazilian friend
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
20 years from now, long after Trump and his ilk are stripped of the artificial influence our rigged electoral system gives them, we will look back on MAGA with the same disdain and contempt we do the nazi party and wonder why we ever even dignified them with a seat at the debate stage
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
The eternal struggle of the support main is ranked being less stressful than casual because you're a slave to whatever stupid bullshit your team decides to do
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Rev. Ansgar Odinson🦇 ✊🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @reverend-odinson.satan.social · 11/09/2025
Like, condemn gun violence all you want. But don't sit here and try to whitewash this man or paint him out to be some fucking saint. Last week you all knew what a piece of shit Nazi he was, try to remember that.
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Rev. Ansgar Odinson🦇 ✊🇺🇦 🏳️‍🌈 @reverend-odinson.satan.social · 11/09/2025
Its disgusting how many people are tripping over themselves to paint Charlie fucking Kirk out to be some "moderate conservative just out there asking questions and doing politics the right way". No. He deliberately spread Nazi bullshit. Continuously. He made his entire career about it.
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
My golden rule with software for creative endeavors is that if you can't figure shit out by either fucking around with it or googling it isn't worth shit
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Jackie (18+) @jackiebartender.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Hollow Knight & Silksong are not soulslikes and have never been intended to be. Difficulty does not equate to good design and if you think that the only appeal to the franchise is that it's difficult you don't understand it at all
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