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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular

@jacketdan.bsky.social
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Overly online Dad He/Him Warhammer 40k, college football, parenting, politics, no discernible thought process or order

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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 4h
Have been painting and . . . Penn State, everything alright at home there buddy
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 5h
Jason Benetti: This is what Northwestern wants to see from their running backs this season RG3: Absolutely. Know what he told us this week? A recent devastating breakup has him terrified of all forms of intimacy. Benetti: Don't think that was public knowledge, Rob. RG3: Big third down here!
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 11h
Brother I am inside the circle of this particular Venn Diagram bsky.app/profile/jack...
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 13h
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 11h
*Was a Donatello kid
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 11h
I hope all those Donatello kids* do great at their Magic: The Gathering/Pokemon tournaments this week
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 12h
all it took was like 3 games of him looking like an NFL caliber player again and now hes got the green light for alien-like rehabilitation. we need to start throwing hands
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~Tilda is short for It's Decoratilda Gourd Season, Motherf***ers @hulcricket.bsky.social · 13h
oh my gods they're making "A Latverian Film"
tweet from @BuzzCrave

Avengers: Doomsday reportedly has at least 6 major deaths.

It's described as one of the darkest movies ever made.

Picture of the Avengers: Doomsday poster with "Doom is Coming" as the tagline

Second picture of Victor Von Doom with his little mask and his hood and his cape chains. Cloak chains? Whatever those fancy things are with the big metal disc on each side holding the cape and a chain between them. He's trying to look like Caesar but hhe just looks ridiculous.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 15h
This song plays right before Tollbooth Willy on the most random Spotify playlist ever created
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 15h
Tildz made me realize something here I think there are “smart” centrists but I don’t think there is such a thing as a “smart centrist pundit” Actual “smart” centrists are like Chief Human Officer at Flag Fuckers Co or whatever
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 16h
This fucking pencil neck again
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 16h
Getting ready for today’s short run and want to get in the right mood youtu.be/zY5K1-MU6q0?...
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When the Teeth Come Out
YouTube video by sorryneedboost
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 16h
Let’s reset the tone folks open.spotify.com/track/2VvCoq...
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Feel the Love (feat. John Newman)
Rudimental, John Newman · Home (Deluxe Edition) · Song · 2013
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 16h
Defense full of fucking ogres and ents with teleportation. Whoever designed the character building system should have been fired
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 16h
Also I texted my wife after watching them live and said “you need to get emotionally prepared to watch UGA win a title this year. Nobody is scoring on this defense”
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 16h
I made a point to get Arkansas red for this game
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 16h
Check out that Covid mane on @jerkwheatery.bsky.social! Majestic!
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 16h
Look, I don’t make the rules of comedy but this and “I guess we hated it” hit every single time. Those are just the rules.
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 17h
Sidecar . . . Fellas, the ladies want it too and you could just trying being passionate about anything that doesn’t involve being a fucking shithead all the time
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 17h
Chaser . . .
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 17h
Shot . . .
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 18h
No, but it would be such a shame if it started trending... 😉😏🤭
J.K.
FOULING
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 17h
You’re allowed to be tired brother. Its hard and it’s important to let these feelings fly too Just remember part of the reason you are so tired is because you care so much
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The 98Horror @the984.bsky.social · 18h
"Rock cover of Vampire" Emo You just did emo www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATg...
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Olivia Rodrigo - Vampire (Rock Cover Our Last Night)
YouTube video by Our Last Night
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 18h
Now it’s Olivia Rodrigo. The boy is going through it before 8 AM
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 18h
Nobody, absolutely no one Not a single soul Me: “THEY GIVE HIM A GOLD WATCH. KICK HIM IN THE BUTT AND SAY A COMPUTAH TOOK YOUR JOB, DADDEH! THAT’S HARD TIMES!!!”
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 18h
7 year old likes to start the day with soothing music which is why Master of Puppets is blaring from his room right now
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 19h
*Wakes up, checks score* NEVER IN DOUBT!
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That model still says Tzeentch Marine on the little pewter tab if we went to date it (and me)
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I kept mine but then painted one that I had never finished in the same colors to compare
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Even I am doing better than this
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am but also I regret to inform everyone that going to bed earlier appears to be beneficial as well
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I regret to report that it appears that watching what I eat and working out more appears to be working I am pro-couch potato and take no joy in reporting this
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let me register my feelings on the matter
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Surprise the whole unit is just BA Baracus
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that and we made the concept of “nerd” a monolith where we pretended that every dark was secretly a good person and frankly that was because most non-dorks didn’t spend enough time with us
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The fact that Hanania and Tracey don’t spend every moment of the day being randomly dog walked is a sign we took civil society a little too far
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Haven’t shared a model in a minute really like how the flesh tone came out here. Gives me another option for the Possessed
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m sorry but there is only one emotionally healthy way to engage with the Barves youtu.be/BnBr56xFCzk?...
youtu.be
Homer Simpson in the gymnastics team
YouTube video by Simpsons Best Moments
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That and lighting them on fire!
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are there no fatties, because we forget we were supposed to feed them consistently, Peter?
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just end of quarter headed into the busiest quarter of the year stress
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"How would you describe your mental health?" "Great! I've recently watched 17 continuous hours of shoe shine videos on YouTube."
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My team is dogshit. I am rooting for everybody to end up in the garbage with me
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think we got us a stew going
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alabama fans reconciling being glad he is gone with the implication that USC is a more attractive job is going to be delicious
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am a fan and I wish to be serviced. This appears to be the film for me
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I still have a screenshot of Minecraft Paul Johnson somewhere, but apparently Apple image search doesn't know what that means
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jakob's Dad?
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It would be extremely funny to me if a former player taught Nick exactly how much physical protection he still has from his players now that he is no longer the head of an asymmetrical power structure
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