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The world's only Irish Brony Danimal Ameriboo* *possibly

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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 30m
Largest unionist party in NI is a former terrorist PR wing run by child predators and other such criminal scum who routinely work to undermine the GFA, which they've never accepted as legitimate: I sleep One (1) Romanian steals a bicycle: weeks of rioting, multiple deaths, no arrests
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 43m
It would be easier to take Western Europe's commitment to our own legal regime seriously if the Russia–Ukraine War had spelt the instant extinction of the National Rally, AfD and Die Linke for being transparent front operations.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 52m
*neighborhoods
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 56m
Laws don't mean shit if they're not enforced, at the point of a gun if needed. But hey, governments aren't necessarily perfectly representative of the publics who elected them. For a better understanding of the latter, we can have a look at group chats on WhatsApp or Telegram, where... oh no.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 1h
"Racism and discrimination are illegal in Europe" meanwhile back in the real world the Danes have faced no consequences for doing asset forfeiture to help pay for refugees' detention and explicitly punishing crimes committed in minority areas harsher than the same thing in white neighboorhods.
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I will demolish the ballroom and the arch on Day 1" is table stakes for the 2028 primary. None of this wishy-washy "come together to solve problems" bullshit - the monuments to his ego must go, period, end of sentence.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 9h
I'm never a fan of targeted immiseration in practice, but part of the process of triage when rebuilding from the ruin of recent and coming years will have to involve telling some regions to live with the consequences of their actions.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 9h
You will live in a neighborhood with Kenyan, Guatemalan and Bangladeshi residents, your kids will attend school and college alongside theirs, and if they choose to stop talking to you in adulthood you will shut up and accept it or reconcile on their terms.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 9h
The 2028 candidates at all levels and branches should be pledging to declare war on the likes of Coeur d'Alene, the Central Valley, and every Southern and Midwestern exurb the same way *they* declared war on LA, D.C., Chicago, Minneapolis, Philadelphia, etc. in 2024.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 10h
Yes, I want everyone in attendance at this rally to be miserable, impoverished, and cut off from access to the privileges and luxuries of the civilized world for the rest of their lives, and I won't be shamed for thinking it.
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Allen Woke 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🌐 @captainmeap.bsky.social · 22h
Silver lining of this trend is watching even fairly progressive people start to realize that unions are not actually intrinsically good and becoming increasingly open to disciplining or even busting some of the worst actors
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Grand Theft Auto: San Androgynous
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Why does this group keep acting like bad people?" is a question that kind of answers itself: because they are.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's because they think if they can get Israel officially charged with Committing Genocide it'll retroactively justify the Holocaust and proactively justify a second one, and those who dispute it will never agree with them even if they changed their minds on the issue nominally being discussed.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had to log off for a few days when it happened because I really didn't need to see legions of "anti-fascist" smol beans furiously stroking themselves over a still warm corpse.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
once in a generation crimes, and *only* those crimes, I'm a believer in keeping it around. For instance: we would be better off if Ian Watkins had been formally sentenced to death and swung for his sins back in 2013, instead of being shivved 12 years later.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm really not much of a death penalty guy; I'd say there's only about one peacetime criminal case per decade-to-generation per country where it's called for, and I loathe attempts by vindictive wardens to endanger or kill inmates they feel deserve it. But when it comes to those
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope, for the sake of my own humanity, that his death was quick and painless, but if it wasn't, I won't be losing much sleep over it.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anders Breivik's "punishment" has been to lounge around in his state-funded studio apartment for 15 years and watch the once-fringe ideology he murderously promoted explode worldwide; meanwhile, the likes of McVeigh or Shoko Asahara are too busy burning in hell to take their respective victory laps.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No, after watching white supremacy return to the mainstream with almost no resistance for a decade, you are not going to make me mourn the execution of Timothy McVeigh.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not qualitatively unique in most respects—Californian state prisons are utterly abominable, for instance—but it is a consistent quantitative outlier in the scale of its depravity.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When foreigners or CJR activists decry the barbarity of the American justice system, they're nearly always specifically describing the South.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dead Air Frequencies — Tentpole
“They came for the sound. He's here for the encore.” — Alien picture about musicians, rated R, dir. Rawson Marshall Thurber. $110M domestic · 42/100 · Straight to streaming. A picture made at Tentpole...
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mr. Bean Boards the Saucer — Notorious flop, 26/100, $85M
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Mr. Bean Boards the Saucer — Tentpole
“They took him nine times. Nobody survives the tenth.” — Alien kidnapping picture, rated R, dir. John Woo. $85M domestic · 26/100 · Notorious flop. A picture made at Tentpole.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The difference being, in those days if you didn't want to read their garbage you just had to stay away from their pages; now no-effort digital diarrhea is *everywhere*.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
AI media are teaching the masses the same lessons online veterans learned in the days when LiveJournal and DeviantArt first made it possible for anyone to write and publish all the fanfiction they wanted without needing access to printing paraphernalia or having to host it on their own websites.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is the mistake made by people who bemoan the ascendance of "capeshit" since 2008: comparing ~70th percentile movies of today with the 99th percentile masterpieces of decades ago. Filter for the median blockbuster of today and yesteryear, and comparisons become a lot fairer.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't even need to look to know the actual squirrel is mourning the failure of the attack.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Their avatar is parodying the crazy one.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The flydubai incident is a good litmus test to see if people who claim they aren’t Nazis or Nazi-esque can condemn an attempt to kill a plane full of Israelis without excusing it, minimizing it, “contextualizing” it, or deciding the victims had it coming.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But enough about military boot camp.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Last Safe House — Critical darling, 92/100, $166M
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The Last Safe House — Tentpole
“She kept the book. Now the book keeps her.” — Immigrant fugitive picture, rated R, dir. Quentin Tarantino. $166M domestic · 92/100 · Critical darling. A picture made at Tentpole.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Penance: A Family Business — Popcorn hit, 62/100, $292M
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Penance: A Family Business — Tentpole
“He says sorry with a gun in his hand.” — Gangster family comedy, rated R, dir. Mel Gibson. $292M domestic · 62/100 · Popcorn hit. A picture made at Tentpole.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now we're talking. The Courtship of the Bone Queen — Notorious flop, 27/100, $99M
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The Courtship of the Bone Queen — Tentpole
“Her heart stopped beating centuries ago. He brought flowers anyway.” — High-fantasy rom-com, rated R, dir. James Watkins. $99M domestic · 27/100 · Notorious flop. A picture made at Tentpole.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I'm stateside for his Disco Sucks moment (and as you've said, it might genuinely be a *moment*), I'm absolutely making a beeline for the nearest bonfire to witness all the red caps, T-shirts, Mean Tweets bumper stickers, election signs/banners/posters, and passports being set ablaze.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Refrain from using language that could be offensive or judgmental to your drug using friends. Instead of high, stoned or baked, day differently inhibited. Instead of coke fiend or crackhead, say prescription coca extract user. Instead of tweaking, say intoxicant-induced stimming.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Marc Andreessen, whatever happened there…
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"People who are high" we're called "stoners" thank you very much.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Samurai of modern folk history: the most noblest and honorablest Warriors to ever walk the earth, polite, chivalrous, trained in the Way of the Sword, and always knowing precisely when to flip the switch from calm to Killer Samurai in reality: Praetorian Guard, Japan
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Start with the presumption of "Russians are bastards" and you'll never go wrong.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yarmouk is a refugee camp full of Palestinians that we besieged, starved, and butchered in 2013. There was little international interest. For some reason. We need lessons from no one.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Arnie's accent was so thick and unintelligible to contemporary audiences his dialogue was ADRed by someone else. These days, of course, the original is preferred.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No, Hercules.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Anyone who's not a bastard gets killed, drinks themselves to death, or gets the fuck out at the first opportunity.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Start with the presumption of "Russians are bastards" and you'll never go wrong.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gaming, but same premise.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have you played a 3D free-roaming platformer from the past 30 years? Then you've played Super Mario 64, and without a camera programmed to make you want to hurl the controller through the TV.
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dubbed or original audio?
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Younger millennials, zoomers, etc. can never fully appreciate what made GoldenEye 007 or Half-Life so special, because you can only be the first console or PC FPS to demand more of the player than pressing run and mashing shoot until their fingers get sore once before it's the new baseline.
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