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@jabriella.bsky.social
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Yankees/Knicks Mommy/Mamacita

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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 3h
Brew Crew 🫡
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 6h
will the smol beanification of shohei ohtani ever end
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 6h
BREW CREW BLAKE SMELL
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 6h
no underdog narratives from DodgersSky tonight, please. have a dollop of shame.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
running arguably the most storied sports franchise on the planet into the ground because daddy loved it more than me is good psychodrama at least.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
still sick to my stomach about the new york yankees tbh. will we get an appearance from hal steinbrenner or is he on a yacht somewhere playing with his legos.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Imagine if the Yankees had Steven Kwan instead of Trent Grisham…
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Guardsball is pesky, Chicago. be safe. finish it tonight.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
J RAM
i’m better than barry bonds
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the white sox are hungry. love to see it
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
that was INSANE
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
surprised no one’s talked to him about this! or maybe they have and he doesn’t care…
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can’t believe it’s over for my boys. Baseball was my sanctuary this year during a brutal pregnancy & postpartum. Spring Training, World Classic, Spring Training again, 162 games, another early exit. SIGH.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the yankees are not winning jack until they get a Latin American manager in the mix… or at the very least a middle aged female bench coach/hype girl
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
dodgers are three peating unless something genuinely historic happens FUCK.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what a catch
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
let’s go atlanta BRAVES lifelong atlanta braves fan here
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
driving the exact damn speed limit til I can get to the dmv
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I never got any notice and I was giving birth
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
went to buy a tincture at the dispensary and they were like your license expired at the end of august. mortification.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s funny the cleveland guardians have the same season every year
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is why baseball is meant to be played OUTSIDE
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m trying to break cycles of generational trauma here
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
forgot I’m on bluesky and they have fun names for trump here
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this response fried me, not bc both teams are obviously run by fascists, but bc Yankees haters on the internet call Cam Schlittler “shitler” so I was like Donna… what does this mean
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
haha I think so too! there seems to be a lot of varying opinions though.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
well, wells
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott's Nope Look
ALT: Michael Scott's Nope Look
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
watching the yanks getting no hit like
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fuck The Trop #repbx
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love JRam, Kwan & Bazzanna but can’t root for Guardsball, plus the White Sox have the mandate of heaven (pope)
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MURAKAMI MADNESS
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
glad Chicagoans are arguing about who has the more leftist baseball team bc we’re all sick of the Mets/Yankees version of the convo
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this Viagra commercial with Megan Fox during MLB playoffs is absurd. I hate our culture lol
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and now only a handful of schools will even have these departments. SMH
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
people really go to college and don’t take a single fucking class on race/class/gender
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new century of humiliation for the boston red sox
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WORLD SERIES WE’RE COMING
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Schwarbs & Harper omg
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don’t think this has changed much throughout history…
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
KILLA CAM!!!!! that’s my ace.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
white sox yankees alcs who says no
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
freaking trashtros
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god and I forgot that was a HIGH SCHOOL scandal. love to all survivors having a hard time with the news right now.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2016 was rough but the Kavanaugh hearings were when I really knew we were done as a country.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tomorrow is my husband’s 40th bday and also schlittler vs. tolle wcg1. need that meme with the kid in the sweatpants then the tux.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hyperemesis, recurrent UTI & a 36 hour stalled labor were NOT cute. how about free or better healthcare, my chart.
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
why did MyChart send me a cutesy Spotify Wrapped style “Your Pregnancy Timeline”
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yeah she openly talks about her cult upbringing and like she overcame it & healed but… it’s pretty clear she hasn’t and the madame stuff is disturbing
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
end of everyday baseball
wambsgans not okay
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Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
also I agree something like Survivor should probably be on the list I just never got into it.
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