Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 6hno underdog narratives from DodgersSky tonight, please. have a dollop of shame. 230
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026running arguably the most storied sports franchise on the planet into the ground because daddy loved it more than me is good psychodrama at least. 2141
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 12/10/2026still sick to my stomach about the new york yankees tbh. will we get an appearance from hal steinbrenner or is he on a yacht somewhere playing with his legos. 1130
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Imagine if the Yankees had Steven Kwan instead of Trent Grisham… 010
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Guardsball is pesky, Chicago. be safe. finish it tonight. 010
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 09/10/2026surprised no one’s talked to him about this! or maybe they have and he doesn’t care… 110
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I can’t believe it’s over for my boys. Baseball was my sanctuary this year during a brutal pregnancy & postpartum. Spring Training, World Classic, Spring Training again, 162 games, another early exit. SIGH. 020
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the yankees are not winning jack until they get a Latin American manager in the mix… or at the very least a middle aged female bench coach/hype girl 120
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026dodgers are three peating unless something genuinely historic happens FUCK. 030
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026driving the exact damn speed limit til I can get to the dmv 050
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026went to buy a tincture at the dispensary and they were like your license expired at the end of august. mortification. 160
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 06/10/2026it’s funny the cleveland guardians have the same season every year 040
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026forgot I’m on bluesky and they have fun names for trump here 120
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this response fried me, not bc both teams are obviously run by fascists, but bc Yankees haters on the internet call Cam Schlittler “shitler” so I was like Donna… what does this mean 120
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026haha I think so too! there seems to be a lot of varying opinions though. 120
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 04/10/2026well, wellsstatic.klipy.comMichael Scott's Nope LookALT: Michael Scott's Nope Look 060
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love JRam, Kwan & Bazzanna but can’t root for Guardsball, plus the White Sox have the mandate of heaven (pope) 040
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026glad Chicagoans are arguing about who has the more leftist baseball team bc we’re all sick of the Mets/Yankees version of the convo 130
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 03/10/2026this Viagra commercial with Megan Fox during MLB playoffs is absurd. I hate our culture lol 121
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026and now only a handful of schools will even have these departments. SMH 030
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 02/10/2026people really go to college and don’t take a single fucking class on race/class/gender 250
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026god and I forgot that was a HIGH SCHOOL scandal. love to all survivors having a hard time with the news right now. 020
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/20262016 was rough but the Kavanaugh hearings were when I really knew we were done as a country. 160
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026tomorrow is my husband’s 40th bday and also schlittler vs. tolle wcg1. need that meme with the kid in the sweatpants then the tux. 180
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hyperemesis, recurrent UTI & a 36 hour stalled labor were NOT cute. how about free or better healthcare, my chart. 030
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 28/09/2026why did MyChart send me a cutesy Spotify Wrapped style “Your Pregnancy Timeline” 120
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 27/09/2026yeah she openly talks about her cult upbringing and like she overcame it & healed but… it’s pretty clear she hasn’t and the madame stuff is disturbing 131
Jabs @jabriella.bsky.social · 26/09/2026also I agree something like Survivor should probably be on the list I just never got into it. 010