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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am currently exploring Disney cruise options with my family entirely due to that video.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really seems like as we see MAGA go more and more off the deep end as the midterms approach, we're seeing the same from a certain brand of online leftist that desperately want the Dems to be the Big Bad.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The best political takes from the sports world, in my opinion, tend to not coincidentally come from people more closely aligned with women's sports specifically.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm struggling to think of many statements made by actual elected Dems which would lead me to believe that they have any desire to work with Trump at all. They've been pretty clear!
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah even his Your Team Sucks articles seemed really phoned in to me this year. Or, again, I'm just an old grump now.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think that's an undercurrent that's easy to believe if most of your political news come from Bsky and not much else.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Much like The Onion's recent political content, this is all wish casting they desperately want to be true.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't know if I'm must becoming a grumpy old man, but so many of my former favorite writers have made me unfollow them because they are so desperate to be at the cool kids table online.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The countries with the highest levels of wealth and best social safety net also have failing birth rates.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think a wide variety of benefits can help you to have *more* kids. But pushing you from wanting 0 kids to wanting one kid? Doesn't seem like it!
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You don't think any country has good employment protections or easily available health insurance? None?
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been told almost that verbatim by my actual boss on numerous occasions in the last few months.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Then what is their issue? Honest question. Cuz their political content lately hasn't been the normal hyperbole to satirize real events, so much as just invent things whole cloth to punch Dems.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I agree and often times roll my eyes at them as well, but even at their worst their punchline is still better than *this*
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not sure he's my go to example of which former NBA players wouldn't commit a morally bankrupt act.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It helps that people, by and large, love being lied to if it makes them feel better.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
"they really believe it"/"they will try to do it"/"the promises are real" are things that most americans refuse to believe about politicians but if you take them seriously will help you predict political behavior more often than not
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is it the justices stirring up anger against the court? No, it's the oppressed who are wrong.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm convinced that not an insignificant amount of the radicalization of Evelyn Normielib is the attempted vilification of Ms. Rachel and Normielib going "absolutely the fuck not."
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As a White Sox fan married to a Cubs fan, it brings me no joy to admit we need a Cleveland/Cubs World Series that Cleveland wins to close the hell gate the Cubs opened a decade ago.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its fascist to not like my AI dragon art
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In the most transit rich city in the country? No.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
See also: most gentrification discourse.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She was the Senator I didn't have to worry about, and I guess we're always required to have one so she's picking up that title on Durbin's exit.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Impeaching him has been incredibly successful electorally speaking, even if it didn't result in him being removed immediately. It's a good use of time!
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everyone is illiterate on this site too huh.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need some other terms, because there are "Centrists" that have more moderate beliefs than I do, but they sincerely hold them, and there are "Centrists" that look at two opposite poles and say the smart thing is to be exactly in the center while having no beliefs at all. You can work with the 1st!
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The random civilian who illegally stole everyone's data & dismantled large chunks of the federal government, in an end run around Article I of the Constitution, should be jailed for life & not have large govt contracts, the ability to contribute to political campaigns, or stakes in large media orgs.
Rockwell FoS
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Overly attached to their car? Buddy, you gotta go back a few months to see what this exact posters relationship is to their car. (Overly attached).
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Only in New York!" but its being wokishly xenophobic.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I stopped following them over their deranged parking/driving takes and for a combination of beliefs that make no sense together, pro-car/anti outsider/supposedly leftist New Yorker sure is a common thing.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
...and then what is an immigrant?
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Then legitimately what is the difference?
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
housing politics is interesting because you have an ostensibly technocratic process influenced by a bunch of high info civically minded individuals and they basically got everything wrong
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm a vibesession truther and you've really lost me on this one. Whatever your feelings are on the level of inflation overall, it's a correct assessment to say that Trump has done bad on inflation, both based on his own campaign promises and things that he has personally done to raise certain prices
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And you think the reaction in media and the general public would be similar to what reaction that Biden received? Because that doesn't seem to be based in reality either.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well then it's good no one has suggested that.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who has been campaigning with politicians, one would assume with the goal of helping to elect them.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yes, if your ultimate goal is to elect politicians that better reflect your values, making their job harder would be dumb.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is there evidence of that sort of behavior? Typically people like to be part of a winning team, if they sense a big vibe shifting blowout.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But he, personally, has made it worse than it would be otherwise, in very public ways.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think we're gonna win some shockingly deep red states/districts. And then Florida is going to be like 80/20 republican.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What's fascinating about him is that he can get just an absurd number of people to vote for him, personally. And then everyone hates it and they take it out on...everyone else besides him with an R next to their name.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Before his death, the thing Charlie Kirk was most famous for was his ever growing head. So it makes sense that the left wing version would work in the opposite direction.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
44 and no. Community was the show of that era that was for the real nerds.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hasan had mostly fallen off the radar of being the only thing we can talk about. And so he made sure we fixed that quick.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
She's gone out of her way to also highlight Jewish children and families in her episodes!
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This was bad. This wasn't the reason he was banned. C'mon, we aren't idiots.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean, that's not true though. Macklemore seems like kind of a dummy and he certainly has some bad things in his history. I don't particularly care for him. But none of that stopped him from being on this tour until the, ya know, Palestine stuff.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Whatever else you could read into their pop culture, they were still largely white guy contrarians. They just used to be contrarians to Reagan and Bush.
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