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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Then I have some great news for you!
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Scene from Fargo, Season 5, where all of the sheriffs wear cute hats
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Clickhole article with the headline "Fighting Gentrification: This White Family Refuses To Live in any Neighborhood that isn't 100% White
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Kombucha girl meme: A UFC fight on the White House lawn; a UFC on the White House lawn that's the top news story
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Simpsons meme: So, you want a realistic, down to earth show...that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I really think this one joke inoculated me against chud behavior more than any other factor in my life.
Simpsons panel with the joke: Oh man! You kissed a girl! that is so gay!
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Simpsons meme of Principle Skinner giving his very true and believable reason for being at a burlesque house.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
This place has everything. some Ultimate Fighting Championship officials; Sergio Gor, the U.S. ambassador to India; the recording artist Vanilla Ice; Dan Bongino, the former deputy director of the F.B.I.; and the manosphere shepherd Joe Rogan.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Simpsons image of Homer giving away a Grammy, replaced with a weezer joke about how terrible The Teal Album is
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
The Simpsons Skinner “no it’s the children who are wrong” meme template, but with text reading “AM I HAVING A KNEE JERK REACTION? NO. IT'S THE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WATCHED WHO ARE WRONG.”
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Futurama clip edited to say "your article's bad and you should feel bad"
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Screenshot of the Seinfeld episode "The Non-Fat Yogurt" where Newman and others became obsessed with a "healthy" desert option. This proved incorrect and Mayor Rudy Giuliani ultimately wins his reelection campaign on a promise to crackdown on the false advertising.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
An example of Matt Yglesias bring a Transphobic bigot.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Not a coincidence these are Chicago beers
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Miss Rachel 2028
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Sign was a big hit at the Geneva, IL #nokings
No kings except the Polka King of the Midwest
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Scene from Andor when two Senate employees used malicious compliance to stall for Mon Mothma.
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
NY Times:
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
If we cheat a bit and consider BTMI a primarily Jeff Rosenstock project
Album cover to No Dream by Jeff Rosenstock
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Cover of Midnights by Taylor Swift
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Using the famous Principle Skinner Simpsons meme to highlight how silly this MAGA chud sounds
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Carly Rae Jeppson’s Malört @jables.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
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