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Generic Gay Ginger Gemini 🏳️‍🌈👨🏻‍🦰♊️ 37, HTX 📍 I have two cats named after Dolly Parton characters.

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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 10h
The Queen of Texas herself, Miss Kacey Musgraves
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tomorrow is the Oklahoma/Texas game AND I will be in Dallas AND I have tickets to Kacey Musgraves. Gonna be a really good day for me tomorrow. Need work to be over. Boomer Sooner.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
1. On the eve of the Nobel Peace Prize announcement, I want to make the case for why Dolly Parton could have been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize during her lifetime. I say “could have” because the Nobel Committee doesn’t award the prize posthumously.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a lot of questions about the eel that I probably do not want the answers to.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen tickets secured ⚔️
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 04/10/2026
It’s really fucked up we told generations of kids they had to take out personal loans in order to improve their lives as we cut funding to schools and when that turned out to be bullshit the general consensus has been “fuck those kids”
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Seeing/Hearing “No Scrubs” live was such a treasure for my little millennial heart ♥️
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Houston Public Library had a big book sale with $2 hardbacks and $1 paperbacks. I got 10 books for $24. 😎
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just saw this on the ground outside of my therapists office. If I’m not mistaken I believe this is a fossil from the late Cretaceous period.
Black flip phone (not a smart phone) on ground. Probably just someone’s burner but that doesn’t really work for the joke I was making
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe I’ll go to law school. It can’t be that hard.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today I booked a work trip to Switzerland next month and then saw therapist and now I am taking a gummy and starting Monster: Lizzie Border. Might get some Taco Bell delivered. Sometimes you gotta treat yourself a little bit.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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A series of tweets that reads "we didn't have a measles outbreak until we let in four years of millions of people pour over our border" 

"I live in Honduras. We vaccinate" 

"I live in American we can choose if we want the shot or not" 

"I know and that's why you have measles and we don't"
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh if they vote Jenna off tonight I’m gonna be so sad.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have to pee but my cat that is rarely cuddly is asleep on my lap so I guess I’m just gonna let my bladder explode.
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Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 21/09/2026
Today is September 21st.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s weird that Donald Trump is a real person who, for some reason, appears to have absolute authority over the country I was forced to live in (I, very proudly, was not born here). He’s an imbecile cartoon. This can’t be right.
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Galveston is the Florida of Texas (derogatory)
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think elder millennials are weird about 9/11 because we were all teenagers with underdeveloped teen brains trying to do normal teen rebellion stuff while the world went into chaos and also on the TV every morning was this chart telling us how likely we were to die that day. Twas odd.
Terror threat level chart from the early 2000s
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Someone in Victory Park (Dallas) should make the Hasan Piker meat pic their Grindr profile pic and just … see what happens.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In elementary school they made us watch this nature documentary and there was this frog that had a bunch of holes in its back that its babies lived in and later emerged from and Trypophobia is a very real and serious and lifelong disorder. I’m almost 40 and can still see that frog in my nightmares.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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The actual number of moves that are not utterly stupid in chess is tiny and chess will be fully solved one day
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers.
One day, it will be fully solved like checkers.
Between now and then, or even after, have fun.
People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly betterThere are more possible chess games, by about 40 orders of magnitude, than atoms in the observable universe. To solve chess, you'd have to map them all. Good luck.
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Chess is hard for humans, but not for computers. One day, it will be fully solved like checkers. 

Between now and then, or even after, have fun. People enjoy many games/sports where machines are vastly better.
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Wrong, all legal chess positions are ~40 oom less than the estimated atoms in the Universe. And ASI will figure out ways to solve and compress that are far beyond what we could possibly comprehend. 

(Here I am arguing with some random intern at a chess website 🤦‍♂️)
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I hopped on the bandwagon. I grew up on the Oklahoma side of the Oklahoma/Kansas border. They’re good at this.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I just noticed that the skyline in the Big Brother house “window” is Houston, Texas. I like this show a lot more now that I can make it about me.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
You can report that Lake Ontario is named wrong in Apple Maps.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 02/09/2026
There are endless studies showing this and also the financial and societal benefits of universal basic income and or housing-first policies but the U.S. never goes for any of it because it would require allowing the poor to receive benefits that the rich consider “undeserved”
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is the very first season I’ve ever watched of Big Brother (and I’m mostly, primarily, entirely here because of Survivor). I still don’t know if I like it but I do know two (2) things: 1) I *adore* Julie Chen Moonves 2) Dee should win. Survivor rules.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Once every few weeks the phrase “Wehadababy Itsaboy” pops into my head and then I remember the context and then I feel VERY old.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
In the other timeline this week was the release of The Best Little Rocky Whorehouse Picture Show. A film where Dolly and Tim join forces to sing songs and wear lingerie and solve international mysteries from Tennessee to Transylvania.
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’ve been a huge Dolly fan my whole life - as have millions of other people - but watching the world learn about how truly remarkable she was, both on and off stage, has been really delightful. It’s almost difficult to be sad when everything about her is about joy.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly made times less hard for a lot of people thoughtcatalog.com/nicolestawia...
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Dolly Parton Funded an Oscar-Winning AIDS Documentary in the 1980s When the Reagan Administration Wouldn’t Act
Parton lost friends to AIDS in the 1980s and put her production company Sandollar behind Common Threads: Stories from the Quilt, the documentary about the NAMES Project AIDS Memorial Quilt that wen…
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It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was an uncredited producer on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. When she learned the only female producer was making less than her male counterparts, Dolly cut her a check for the difference, on the spot.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
1. AFM, the labor union representing professional musicians in North America, is paying tribute to Dolly Parton, who was a member of its Nashville Local 257 for 58 years. AFM says that for decades, Dolly consistently filed union contracts for her recording sessions, live gigs and tours.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes, when someone dies, what helps me is thinking about how wonderful it is that they were even alive in the first place. Dolly was the closest you could get to an American saint. We all loved her.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Both of my cats are named for Dolly Parton. The gray one is Miss Mona Stangley (the name of Dolly’s character in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas) The orange one is Jolene (this one is obvious). I’ve loved Dolly since I was a lonely little gay boy in rural northern Oklahoma. Thanks, Dolly💖
Two cats, described in post
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate
Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh. This is the celebrity death that’s gonna hit me the hardest.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
are Google and Apple going to change the name of Lake Ontario on the maps or was that only for the Gulf of Mexico? If so what are the determining factors when they choose which places get renamed at the presidents whim and which don’t?
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He’s gonna rename every nearby body of water “America” so that maps just say America everywhere and our enemies have no idea where to bomb. Stable genius shit.
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Dr. Mar @boldnewme.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Respect for Representative Ann Johnson from Texas.⬇️
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just got an advertisement encouraging me to buy an Apple Watch on my Apple Watch
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026
This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & state
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Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state
“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I bought it with my birthday money. I was 10 years old, and, it turns out, very gay.
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James @j1mm3r.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Happy Texas Chainsaw Massacre Day to those who celebrate. (photos: me at the gas station from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) in Bastrop, Texas)
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