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@j0rbits.bsky.social
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23yr old artist, sometimes

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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 9h
please help my friends
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william_ leonard @williamleonard.net · 02/12/2024
hard to be a dad #azumangadaioh
CHIYO'S FATHER: "chiyo, eat your tomato."
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CHIYO: "NUH-UH!! i'm too busy hacking meta-vbucks in FORNITE 2!"
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CHIYO'S FATHER: "GRAAAHH!! INSOLENT WHIPPERSNAPPER!!"
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CHIYO'S FATHER: (it's no use... she has grown too powerful... —time to activate my loyal AGENT...)
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CHIYO'S FATHER: "kill chiyo. kill chiyo. kill chiyo. kill chiyo. kill chiyo."
OSAKA: "mm... fortite....."
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Hugh Calicoboy 💜💙🩵 @gyrokaleido.bsky.social · 10h
If you can't donate please share, anything helps!!
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goblin @goblinoidguy.bsky.social · 10h
HELP NEEDED FOR VET COSTS!! my cat Hutch who as been with us for 14 years, since i was 9, had a stroke and we need help affording the cost of euthanasia. the goal is set to 275, donations and comms help. any amount is appreciated, i just want her to pass painlessly ko-fi.com/goblinoidguy...
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its poopclues
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Ferron | Fyrn @ferronnuff.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
discord message from Cracksmokulon with a question mark, showing an attached image of "Others searched for: Satanic foods to avoid, and German Mexican food"
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
boosting this again cus i dont have enough to book my flight 😖... i really want to see my long-distance friends & boyfriend (<- for the first time) so any help means a lot... thank u 🥺
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rae! 🌥️ working on zines @zipsunz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MY FRIENDS #DELTARUNE #deltarunefanart
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𝔇𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔇𝔢𝔩𝔳𝔢𝔯 - ℑ𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔞𝔦𝔷𝔢 𝔐𝔢, ℭ𝔞𝔭𝔱𝔞𝔦𝔫! @therunepony.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So this game called "Dverghold" came across my Steam homepage. Interesting retro vibes, apparently collabing with a dungeon synth artist for the OST. The art was kinda tickling my AI-dar though, so I scrolled down to look for any disclaimers.
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
acting like she owns the place
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ive been having near daily stomachaches for a good while now and its starting to really upset me
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
For Reasons, I wanted to see what Tommy Tallarico was up to and this is on his homepage and saw that he said is was the world champion of backgammon So naturally I look up the backgammon world champion for that year and of course his name isn't listed so I'm like "NOT AGAIN" WHY DOES HE DO THIS
TOMMY TALLARICO WINS DIVISION II BACKGAMMON WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP!
 

On August 4th, 2024, Video Games Live™ creator and 35 year video game industry veteran Tommy Tallarico won the Division II Backgammon World Championship in Monte Carlo, Monaco.  72 entries and some of the best players in the world competed for a chance to win the ultimate prize and be crowned World Champion.  Tommy went undefeated and dedicated the win to his father who had passed away and for which his backgammon journey and hopes of becoming a World Champion began. 2024	Sweden Johan Moazed	Japan Miho Macleod	Monte Carlo
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julien 🌩️ @holosynth.art · 26/09/2026
you can and should do bros attacks with your lovely partner by the way (ft. @/shovelry2.bsky.social)
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i have a posting whatever i want side account but i want to post whatever i want here too. so. whatever
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
frequently bought together do not separate them
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guy that loves his boyfriend voice Guys i love my boyfriend
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surrogate corpse @consume.red · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of a Tumblr-style reply thread between accounts named "zhuangzi" and "xunzi," each using a traditional ink-portrait avatar: zhuangzi an elderly sage with a long white beard and dark headwear on a cream ground, xunzi a black-bearded man in a dark cap. zhuangzi opens: "while you were jacking off to boobs and ass i was jacking off to masterful use of negative space." xunzi replies: "you can just say hole." zhuangzi answers: "you don't understand anything."
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graet @graetgalaxy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i hate being NiGHTS. everyone just likes that i'm nonbinary and purple and hot. no one even cares that i'm into dreams.
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my sense of humor is so fucking shot that this image has been forcing me to stifle my laughter all day
A dark knight sitting on a throne, with the text:

"[Dark Souls] IS A DISH BEST SERVED [2]"
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patientno7 @patientno7.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
happy (late) bi visibility day! it also happened to mark 3 months together with my partner 🙌
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Puggle 🪱 @puggymation.com · 24/09/2026
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Leon @leonberdot.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
raly loves flowery
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Regardless, please call your reps bsky.app/profile/dies...
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mysillycomics @mysillycomics.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he has come to be your! friend!!!
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
i ❤️ oomfs oc
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
did u know me and @patientno7.bsky.social have been dating for like 3 months now
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we weren't even together yet here
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wait it was bisexual visibility day today FUCKKK i missed it. anyway its been 3 months since i got with my boyfriend. and im bisexual. Yay
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i love my friends
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zoe 🌈 @chalkjester.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LIVE NOW - BIG WALK pih wah time www.twitch.tv/chalkjester
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chalkjester - Twitch
i'm Zoe!! she/her, lesbian, artist and gamer — chalkjester streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bih wah www.twitch.tv/j0rbits
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J0RBITS - Twitch
hi im jordan imstreamer. im 23 and i stream sometimes — J0RBITS streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign up to chat, and join their community.
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Akephallus @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
[guy in a labcoat showing rapidly me photos] Lives in a hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted. Hell of their own creation. Well adjusted but is currently creating their own special hell. Hell of their own creation.
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doc @drbodacious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you*
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doodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 23/09/2026
oh god i just noticed the shitfuckery going on with clip studio assets. it looks like maybe they got leaned on to delete nsfw poses and stuff, and it led to mass deletions of basically any kind of couple pose. even very chaste, cute, nonsexual couple poses i have in my library are all deleted
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thinking about getting blunt cut bangs again
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i think its really funny and kind of awesome there was a period of time where people were drawing ryan gosling and markiplier making out
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Rick Desilets | The D-Pad @ricdesi.dpad.fm · 22/09/2026
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🎃Yagamimi🎃 @luigiyagami.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ok i finished it #zelda #link #tloz
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Hugh Calicoboy 💜💙🩵 @gyrokaleido.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got my birth control but still need my antidepressants (and groceries T∆T)! Anything helps and I'm always open!
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Warm Hotcakes @warmhotcakes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yo are you kidding me? I almost fell for this shit like double fine was using Ai or something...but no they just casted a non binary person and some people got mad about it. Absolute clown tier headline, don't fall for it.
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lovewins7.bsky.social @lovewins7.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Here's a gift article on why everyone should care: share.inquirer.com/Tt1WYq
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The Academy of Natural Sciences museum is closing, but all eyes are on its specimens — all 19 million of them
"Profound concern" over the fate of the Academy and its internationally significant collection.
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Water tower Friend, NE
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Out of Context Simpsons Couch Gags @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Onion Games @oniongames.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Always wanted a Kenken you could hold in your hot little hands? Now's your chance to let us know! We're preparing brand new merch to be released worldwide, and we want to know what YOU want us to make! Please, take a few minutes to fill out this form! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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jordan @j0rbits.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
which thomas jefferson died
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Frankie Huang 黄碧赤 @ourobororoboruo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Students told us the temptation was greatest when they feared they would miss a deadline,” the report reads. IMO the underlying issue here is the labor practices these students are being fed into as they near adulthood. Learning is not about volume of output, but do these students understand that?
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