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@j0nesy.bsky.social
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Long suffering #LUFC fan from sunny Morecambe Bay ☀️ 🦐

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Union Street FC @unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cup game today. Bare bones, only two men on the bench. Five minutes in, a truly Herculean clash of heads for Curtis & Joe. Bloodbath. Double claret. The full Terry Butcher, in stereo. Off to hospital they went, to be shortly followed by Lee with a broken collarbone. Incredible scenes. Lost 4-3. FUN💚
Two freshly bloodied footballers with comedy head bandages.
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It took until the 62nd minute for #LUFC to remember they were playing in London…
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This game is just going to be painful. No idea why I’m bothering to watch it, nothing good will come of it 😭 😂 #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyone put the heating on yet? 🥶 🔥
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating to see Laura Kuenssberg interviewing Burnham, flailing to adjust her stance to a politician with a moral argument and a positive message, who stands up for his policies and answers her questions clearly. She is getting so agitated at him not playing the game by the 'rules'.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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Junkyard Fool @junkyardfool.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
www.brentfordfc.com/en/news/the-... A lot of love for Leeds here, cracking commentary by yer very own @brynlaw.bsky.social as well, and @a nod to Cherries too @johnneptune.bsky.social
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Jaidon Anthony interview: Losing his mum, the impact of family and coming home to London | Brentford FC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This ⬇️ For all of us #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That was a grind. Still unbeaten. Look pretty solid #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We have been all over the place at the start of this half #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The irony of this game being shown on Sky Sports Tennis… #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Meh #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Amazon with an incredibly detailed investigation into my missing parcel….
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LordSteveyPofStoke @lordsteveyp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Poster for Tour Alone,( A parody of Home Alone) a music comedy by John Hughes. Against a blue background, two men, Macklemore and Finneas, pose: Ed Sheeran, in a red patterned jumper stares wide-eyed with his mouth open and his hands pressed to his cheeks, while two other men peer over his shoulders. The poster text reads “FROM JOHN HUGHES,” “TOUR ALONE,” and “A MUSIC COMEDY WITHOUT THE SUPPORT ACTS.”
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Proper Insight #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fourth week in hospital and just been told that they’re letting me back out into the wild… 😃 Now the challenge is getting home in time for the #LUFC game!
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Longstaff is pants, isn’t he? #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I see Angus has been busy doing Kinnear things at Everton… #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Very happy with this transfer window, we’ve addressed most weaknesses in the squad, by (hopefully) signing players the manager wants, and we haven’t lost any of our key players #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trafford proving to be a bit of a bargain already…? #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That sounds like cognitive decline, Matt.
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Is he new to football?
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I watched this and only paid attention to the ears on show. I’ve no idea why, but don’t do it #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Why is he not grimacing? #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Should I be worried or enthused that Joe Rodon appears to have been our main creative outlet this preseason? #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Why have ITV got Michael Brown and Paddy McGuinness on? #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
There’s an Ampadu shaped hole in this midfield #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it’s like living in the UK
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gnonto would do well at a RB club I reckon… #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Forget the build up… I’m only here for DCL’s tekkers at the end… #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Best thing about that goal, was DCL’s little bit of skill to flick the ball up after netting it #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Big fan of the club making Schmidt & Harrison cycle to their new clubs #LUFC
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It was only a friendly so it’s important that we don’t get carried away. Definitely a game we may look back on when we lift the league trophy at the end of the season, though. #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Also known as the otter way to cross the road….
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 30/07/2026
That montage bit in 'Scarface' but it's just these two dickheads
Two bad football sticker-style drawings of Donald Trump and FIFA supremo Gianni Infantino
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Ampadu here, wondering why the hell BA is front and centre of the shirt launch… #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Taking a career break at the grand old age of 24…… clear as day what his priorities are.
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This disingenuous commentary doesn’t help anyone. Frauds start unravelling pretty quickly. That you apparently cannot afford to put your oven or treat yourself is quickly undermined by the question “so why are you spending £50 per week on petrol?” Then, it turns out, she has an agent and /1
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Turns out Fabrizio Romano has more contacts than I first thought… #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This World Cup final can get in the bin. They’ve taken the biggest game of football in the world and made it secondary to all this ‘entertainment’. An absolute joke.
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Anyone ever seen Tarik and Tommy in the same room? 👀 #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They’re coming home… #ENGARG
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
All the momentum is with them now. We’ve gifted it to them 😭 #ENG
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This stadium isn’t going to pay for itself…. #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ticks all the boxes: ✅ Big b@stard ✅ Left Footed #LUFC
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Why is Kane trying to pinch Madueke’s nose?
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Just mowed the lawn and watered it with my sweat at the same time. Who says blokes can’t multitask?
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Scott @j0nesy.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Only just listened to the @thesquareball.net pod and @michaeltsb.bsky.social needs to be known as Nostradamus! #LUFC
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