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@j.holmes.codes
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Developer ∪ Designer, pixel artist, digital archaeologist of Sierra On-Line games, IBM PCjr developer, baker. An Ernie in a world of Berts. (they/them) sometimes /^(the)?32bitkid$/ in other places.

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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 15h
My dad, a microbiologist, used to have a saying “food doesn’t go “bad”. Something else just eats it before you do” Well played mold, well played.
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Zoe 🍂🪾🎃🦃 @retrozo.bsky.social · 16h
Burritos with chorizo, rice, refried beans, crispy potatoes and cheese sauce
Burrito
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 19h
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 19h
Don’t love that the secretary of war announced the creation of a department of autonomous warfare in the same speech he referred to my people as a slur that I’ve not heard since 2012 on broadcast television but you know. whatever. who gives a shit man
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 19h
With such terrible takes about "music is a solved problem with AI" on my timeline, I think I'm going to listen to the One Must Fall: 2097 soundtrack for the rest of the day on repeat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UGR...
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One Must Fall 2097 - Soundtrack
YouTube video by Jiseng So
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 20h
hah, nice one!
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 20h
I need a word for "inverse"-parasocial behaviors. Not like healthy behaviors; but where instead of some random, internet nobody developing a false-sense of intimacy towards someone popular, it's where one guy feels entitled to everyone else's adoration and intimacy from everyone on the internet.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 23h
Shoutout to us long-s nerds! 🍻
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 23h
If we had a functioning government in this country, we should make a law against this.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 30/09/2026
Pronouncing this like it’s a Warhammer 40k faction.
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StrayCatalyst @straycatalyst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If there's something you care about, create a physical record now - get the book, print it out, make your own recording and make sure to keep it safe for the next few decades They will absolutely try to rewrite history, and will flood the zone with made-up noise - make records now
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 30/09/2026
two experiments for tomorrow: - character classes adjusted for alignments - adapt "classic" QfG "skills" into a Mothership TTRPG-inspired skill tree. - url encode all data for easy sharing (strip my personal site headers/foooters) - EGA character portraits for species/class pairings
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 30/09/2026
Today's side project: recreating and reimagining a Quest for Glory inspired character sheet generator.
A web version of a Quest for Glory-like character sheet generator
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 30/09/2026
Construction of The Garbage Freighter: Space Quest 3 PIC.154 Commands: 861 Size: 5,270 bytes 🧰 Breakdown: 📈 pline: 425 - 49% 🖌 brush: 350 - 41% 🪣 fill: 86 - 10% 🗜 Compression: Huffman [2] Size: 4,499 bytes Ratio: 6.8∶1 | 📉 −85.2% #AdventureGames #EGA #SierraOnline #RetroGaming
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 30/09/2026
My scrap veggie and bone bags in the freezer were finally full today, so going to pull out the big, tall stock pot from the back of the cupboard and roast the bones and veggies and make a stock. If I am feeling adventurous, I might actually try to turn this into a consommé tomorrow.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 30/09/2026
Excited to hear that Ella Woolsey is gonna be doing a show here in Denver next month. I hope I get to catch their set while they are here, i feel like the next time they are back in town they could be a huge hit/sold out.
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Papaya Chemist @papayachemist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
About to jump back into Nighthawks for tonight's stream! We're still feeling our way around the city, and probably sticking our hands into a lot of unwholesome places in the process. www.twitch.tv/papayachemist
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PapayaChemist - Twitch
Variety streamer with an emphasis on adventure games and the like. If it's narrative-heavy, it's almost certainly my jam. I DO NOT CONSENT TO HAVING MY CONTENT USED TO TRAIN GENERATIVE AI MODELS. — Pa...
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Deivore / Stephen @thedeivore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Continuing our "Bottom of the Well" #pixelart background from last stream. Maybe the start of the underground background arc? Come say hi! www.twitch.tv/deivore
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 30/09/2026
Hell maybe even just do half a thing, as long as it does it really fucking good.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 30/09/2026
It’s weird living through the time period where every massive corporation and company is racing to make the “everything app” with their “everything machine” while every year I get older I become more and more infatuated with tools and devices that do one thing really, really well.
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New art blog: Looking out of spaceships 70s-sci-fi-art.ghost.io/looking-out-...
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Looking Out of Spaceships
Shusei Nagaoka's cover for the 1978 Deep Purple rock album When We Rock, We Rock And When We Roll, We Roll is a great way to exemplify the microgenre of retro science fiction art I'm taking a look at ...
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
Or worse, you get bumped down to the free tier clone, and grandma starts injecting ads for sports365 in every 15 minutes read to you in your dead grandmothers voice.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
Remember when the “clone your dead grandmother with AI” companies were all the rage. Whatever happened to them? I still can’t imagine paying an AI company to “clone” a loved one and then having to pay them hostage money ad infinitum for the rest of your life. What a weird business model.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
i *know* thats why i was like "gurl, what are you doing? hes hot! i get it!"
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
my older sister had a huge crush on Jonathan Brandis but didn't admit it, and we'd end up watching this show every week, where she would confidently claim "I just like the ocean"
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
The best line in whole movie Gumball Rally, improvised by Raul Julia: "The first rule of Italian driving [tearing the review mirror off the windshield and throwing it out of the car] 'what's behind me is not important'" basically tells you everything you need to know about what this game should be.
Raul Julia explaining the first rule of Italian driving
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
Crazy that it doesn't exist because there are two feature length movies which are basically this plot, but in movie form: Gumball Rally (1976) and Cannonball Run (1981). Make that, into a game. And sure, monetize the shit out of cool 70s paintjobs, skins and cars from the era. but the core is SOLID.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
if i was doing it, it would a seasonal, extraction-survival rogue-like racing game—which maybe sounds terrible on paper, but I think it spot on for the genre. Each season there is a new route, clearing a route gives you cash and powerups for the next run. Everyone is competing against everyone.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
Bonus points if its a period piece, set in the 70s, with customizable routes and realistic highways for the period, replete with police chases and gas station refueling. Extra points if there are different tiers for Burnout-like driving all the way up to sim-level. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannonb...
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Cannonball Baker Sea-to-Shining-Sea Memorial Trophy Dash - Wikipedia
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
There are certain games which I'm honestly surprised don't exist. Today's entry in "Games that don't exist, but really should" is a legit Cannonball Run adaptation. A multiplayer non-open-world, cross-country race, on state highways and interstates, between multiple crew with customizable cars.
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Zoe 🍂🪾🎃🦃 @retrozo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My annual beginning of autumn spice cake (from a box because I've been too busy/lazy this weekend for homemade) It'll get iced after it cools a bit more
Bundt spice cake without icing
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fellow GenXers: remember how often we were bombarded with images of late-period USSR? Old, decrepit men in charge, clinging to an ossified ideology. Political repression, nakedly false propaganda, empty shelves, food shortages, inadequate health care, deep-seated cynicism, crumbling infrastructure
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Ironic Star Wars Moment
Alt: A smirking emperor palpatine says "ironic."
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erysdren @erysdren.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i love Mark Ferrari's art so much. here is a video of me emulating one of his pieces (with proper palette cycling) on real Dreamcast hardware. (showing both time-of-day palettes for the lighting and cycling palette ranges for the snow)
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
It is not without irony that in the early days, people who brought up the government prosecution Aaron Swartz and AI defenders would dismissively say “not the same! Swartz broke into a closet and attempted to evade ip bans” and now AI companies are straight up bragging about hacking governments.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 29/09/2026
Just heard a colleague on another team refer to engineering as “bot herding” and I feel like we are on track to just straight up calling it “claude plantation overseers” before the year is out. “Sometimes you gotta whip those Claudes to harvest the code faster! We got a deadline!!!”
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Zoe 🍂🪾🎃🦃 @retrozo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It looks like literal shit but it's really tasty Chili cheese dog mac and cheese
Food
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 28/09/2026
I wouldn’t really read any Gibson and Stephenson until my late-teens/early-twenties at which point I was like “oh, I see what’s going on now”
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 28/09/2026
I first learned about this game from the demo window at my local Babbages, they had a CRT playing the intro from it on loop and I was mesmerized. little brother and I played the crap out of it over summer break that year. it might have been my first introduction to “cyberpunk” as an early teen.
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Myles McCoy @coolbug.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
decided i wanted gba size and put together this version. the stats are a bit much but at the same time i can make the case for them so maybe its okay for it to be overwhelming. also on the fence about the top bit; i like the idea of the location and time always being visible, but we'll see.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 28/09/2026
This but parents who really loved the idea of kids, but really hate having children.
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Benjanun Sriduangkaew @ Persephone Effect out now @benjanun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'People who have friends are privileged! They hoard the capital of friendship!' is a funny new brand of cuckoo pants I haven't seen before, I admit.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 28/09/2026
Contractual billing orders strikes again!
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 28/09/2026
...and night.
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 28/09/2026
Construction of The Main Gate of Castle Spielburg: Quest for Glory 1 PIC.037 Commands: 1,760 Size: 10,992 bytes 🧰 Breakdown: 📈 pline: 1,199 - 68% 🪣 fill: 430 - 24% 🖌 brush: 127 - 7% 🎨 set_palette: 4 - 0% 🗜 Compression: Huffman [2] Size: 8,943 bytes Ratio: 3.4∶1 | 📉 −70.6% #EGA #AdventureGames
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 28/09/2026
it’s so rude that bread costs like 10 cents and 45 seconds of effort to make but you need to know you’re gonna want it at least 3 hours beforehand
a perfect little round load of bread I just pulled outta the oven. it’s cooling on a wire rack
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David Walters @hiddenasbestos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Low poly radiation symbols are my passion.
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Princess Pearl @princess-pearl.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back to the Dagger of Amon Ra! Time to talk to all the suspects... I mean, UPSTANDING CITIZENS for probably the next six hours or so! www.twitch.tv/princesspear...
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PrincessPearlMermaid - Live on Twitch
Dagger of Amon Ra- Dropping Eaves | Streaming the dagger of amon ra.
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Laine Nooney @ 🔥🗑️🔥 @lainenooney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Still getting mad about this every time I remember that Levy also LITERALLY INVENTED the idea of the "hacker" as a technoclass with a collective meaningful ideology, rather than, let's say, a bunch of guys doing a programmer's version of shitposting
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thirty-two @j.holmes.codes · 28/09/2026
Shocked! Absolutely shocked to hear that the AI guys are mind-numbimgly terrible at respecting consent. Unforeseeable.
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