iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I wondered what Polish sour cream had to do with the proms for a moment

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Bobble bobbling as usual

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Someone is fat, chestnut and grey tonight

A very chunky old black cat showing off his rusting, greying fur

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

And I live here (20 years in December) and bloody love the place for all its faults. My cats probably have Teesside accents

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Bobble just bobbling as usual

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Bobble has been pretty cute today

A pretty brown and white tabby is showing off his blurry pink feet

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hanging out in a glamour spot. IYKYK

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Type of shit my daughter sends me

A completely non-tempting tiktok link for an air fryer tuna mayo naan pizza, sent by my evil daughter. For the love of Pete.

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Took my old cat to the vet yesterday after he pissed on my bed twice and on the bathroom floor three times. Convinced he would die. Vet can’t find anything wrong and suggested it’s just old age and spite. So yay Salem

Elderly russety black cat draped across a lap like he’s king of the world (also the room is a fucking mess but hey-ho)

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Reported a minor water leak on the road right outside my house yesterday morning. Someone from Northumbrian Water eventually rocked up at some point late afternoon and sprayed a bit of paint and fucked off. This was the same leak this morning (filmed by my neighbour) and I had no fucking water.

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Jesus, yeah. That’s going to be a delicate one. I’m sending this to give you strength. The Goggins will show you the way

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Danny Murphy wishing he’d never mentioned Bob the cat

Postman Pat. Postman Pat. Postman Pat and his black and white cat

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Son started work at a well-known evil supplier of all things named after a river yesterday

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

This lad would definitely climb into a Royal Mail van and go on an adventure (currently on 2 weeks missing, he’ll turn up in the next week or so with much to say, demanding cuddles, sleep for a fortnight and bugger off again)

Stout tuxedo cat in a hi viz collar doing a blep

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

My eldest took on my mum’s cats when she died and this is the 15 year old orange boy after having a lump removed. I love him (apparently he’s really pissed off at being made to look so cute)

Elderly orange cat wearing a ridiculous orange flower soft cone collar

Furious elderly orange cat wearing a ridiculous orange flower soft cone collar

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Bulbasaur!! Our favourite. I played Pokopia obsessively for a couple of months

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

She’s as bright as Vdog

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Got myself some German engineered clodhoppers

Fugly olive green Birkie clogs of delight

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Went to a tattoo show today and got a ridiculously small and fuzzy cat done. Loads of BLERKS marching about swathed in cling film, having had a full sleeve or full back tattoo as I cheerily waved my arm with a wisp of cling. It was great

Tiny fuzzy outline cat tattoo stares down a roaring dragon tattoo as a bulbasaur peeks around the arm

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

I don’t fucking think so

M&S pack of 10 pigs in blankets, that’s 10 teeny cocktail sausages wrapped in bacon

These 10 weeny piggies allegedly serve 10 people. I don’t bloody think so

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I am always happy to be alerted to bakers with a talent similar to mine

A stunning cake that closely resembles a Sluggalo

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Anyone who knows me and my daughter IRL

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

3 beers, one Buck’s Fizz and a shot of this deep because it’s my birthday <hic>

I think this is a kind of Czech advocaat I believe, which was schlepped over in a suitcase for me

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

What have I been up to today?

Tattoos of an angry and a bewildered burrowing owl

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

My tattooist is going to do a whimsical rendition of these owls

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

I don’t know why this guy has to be so weird

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Just had to break up a fight between my tuxedo and his brother. They are from the same litter and used to cuddle non-stop. Now it’s like they’ve never met. Dickheads. Turns out the tux just wanted the prime seat to watch Sinners

Unfortunately Bobble (Mr Handsome) seems to be super gay, but they could have a lavender marriage. This randy fucker is up for it though (Bobble’s brother who is still awash with testosterone)

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This beautiful, entirely empty-headed, boy

Very dim brown and white tabby luxuriates on the back of the sofa

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Actually disowning my daughter now

My daughter happily tells us she started her day by drinking BOVRIL

The brothers are the smuggest cats I’ve ever had (and the laziest).

A brown tabby is smug with his huge whiskers

A tuxedo cat with long white whiskers revels in his easy life

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

The black cat is my elderly and grumpy senile boy and the tabby is my very dim 2/3 year old. The tabby is off the scale obsessed with the old lad, who is remarkably patient

A brown and white tabby is draped across his elderly black cat brother

Two cats entwined on a wicker pouffe, one is a happy brown and white tabby and the other is a long-suffering old black cat

Brown and white tabby is squishing his elderly brother

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

Merry Christmas to those who have Yorkshire pudding with their Christmas dinner only x

A list of alarms for cooking Christmas lunch. Includes when to put the Yorkshire puddings in because they belong on a Christmas dinner.

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

I went to the Christmas market in a small town near Prague two weeks ago, that had stalls filled with local stuff (including this icecream liqueur that was bought for me, made by the town’s ice cream shop). It was a million times better

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Who wouldn’t have wanted to do that fabulous girl’s hair? They really like this cat of mine because he’s the most dreadful flirt

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

Rushed my elderly cat, Salem, to the vet today after he appeared to be having small seizures. Diagnosis: probably anxiety and cystitis. I was convinced he was dying on my lap, but he’s just a ball of fucked up mental health like his mummeh

A doofus of an old black cat has a stupid expression on his silly face

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

The face of a perfectly innocent cat who had never done wrong

A black and white menace of a cat with a large NECK gazes at the camera with alarmingly large pupils

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

I’m feeding my friend’s outstanding chonk of a cat for the week and I always look forward to it. He a beaut

A large grey cat accepts pets with waving paws

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Saw these in Tesco <nope>

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

Made a kind of Lahmacun thing with lamb, but rather than on a flatbread I turned it into, I suppose, a sloppy joe (eeeewwww) affair by shoving it into one of these buns with tzatziki, chopped tomato and red onion. If you can find the buns they are very delicious with many things (got mine at Tesco)

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

She’s busy playing this bear

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 07/10/2025

At the vet last week with tabby idiot, who’d had part of his tongue chewed off (we think by a mouse) and back there today with the tuxedo twat, who has injured his paw, is limping and stinks like a cheesy bumhole #lifeisgreat