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At least I’m going to be on the mend soon, and I’m eating for the first time in almost 48 hours (hot dog with caramelised onions, ketchup and mustard)

‘Just’ an infection in the root (apparently mine are very long 😒), so antibx for 5 days and then said tooth is coming out, but possibly with a specialist because of aforementioned stupid roots

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Having to go private so I’m taking out a second mortgage 😍

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Emergency dental appt this afternoon with the probability of root canal requirement 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

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I currently only have male cats. Seems to be my lot in life

He is such a bloody tart.

Definitely. He’s super friendly and I reckon he just wandered into someone’s house and made it his for a while

He’s just so fat and glossy. Like, where the FUCK was he

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The expression ‘bold as brass’ doesn’t even begin to bloody cover it

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This lad just strolled in, having been missing for a few months, fat and chatty. Still wearing his collar. I’d like to know where the fuck he has been

A large tuxedo cat, in a fluorescent yellow collar, with his tongue poking out

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My previously slipped disc appears to have slipped from doing nothing so yay! Go me! My cat celebrated this by bringing in and releasing a mouse that has scurried off somewhere in the house and I can’t do anything to find it <releases a million heart shaped balloons>

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New eps of Slow Horses. That’ll do very nicely, thank you

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

He’s 15 but has been racing around like a giddy kitten today. Lovely stuff

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Yep. Bobble is still bobbling every day

I’ll go and get all the vaccinations. How’s the bathroom coming along?

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My daughter is pretty much the poster child for ADHD and dyspraxia. Pure chaos, noise and a genuinely funny delight from the moment she was born

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Kids have just pointed out that they’re all queer AND neurodivergent so I must have some weird superpower 👀

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Oh good GOD. It’s already a drunken nightmare around there. See you there tonight?

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Where in Newcastle is it? I can’t imagine how many bodily secretions will be on that by midnight tonight

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I don’t really think I need to bother with getting myself diagnosed at this point

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My daughter went into her first appt with the MH Practitioner at her GP surgery. Within 3 seconds of setting eyes on her, the prac asked ‘so have you been diagnosed with ADHD?’. So that’s definitely 2, probably 3 neurodivergent children I’ve birthed #skills

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Inspired by @trungles.com and their incredible live thread of a first watch, I am rewatching BBC Pride and Prejudice for the nth time and it remains an utter joy

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Don’t compete in a Hyrox

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m trying to watch something on ITVX and a) it’s a shit, glitchy app and b) THE FUCKING ADVERTS. Gambling, gambling, shit food, gambling

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Awww happy safeiversary 🥰

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Well done on the run and obviously a parmo is actual medicine x

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Nick, it’s gorgeous! But yes you will have to follow many rules. I will be waiting for lots of updates so I can live vicariously in my boring 50’s semi

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It’s amazing sour(ed) cream to be fair

I wondered what Polish sour cream had to do with the proms for a moment

Bobble bobbling as usual

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I’ve had a massive crush on him for YEARS ❤️

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That is gorgeous and I want to see all the photos of your progress. I’m jealous and relieved I’m not having to do it

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(Cleaned my dishwasher = shoved a bottle of some chemical in it)

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Don’t want to flex too hard and shame all you lazy arses, but I cooked myself an actual meal today and cleaned my dishwasher

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I refuse to believe this. Ff is 12. That’s is the truth.

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I was thinking of Wallander with the sadness but Beck is the Radio 4 and excellent books I was thinking of (and the excellent programmes).

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Less chestnut more brown here but same

Someone is fat, chestnut and grey tonight

A very chunky old black cat showing off his rusting, greying fur

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My daughter said yesterday that soon she will be bumping into the school friends of my youngest in pubs, and I was genuinely aghast

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Haven’t watched it in a few years actually, so may do a couple of episodes tonight. Where do you watch it?

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I’ve only had a packet of crisps because of course #mum

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Omg I bloody love that programme. The way it developed was so bloody heart wrenching. Radio 4 had some banging adaptations too

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My autocorrect once failed to change a misspelling and so now they are fushgungers in my house

Just made a huge batch of fat American pancakes for my tiny babies who are too young to cook (they are 17 and 21). I am best mummy ever apparently, but I am pretty sure this was already public knowledge. Nigella Express pancakes btw. Make up the dry mix and keep for when a feast is required

Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Took the kids shopping in Cornmill shopping centre in Darlo today. Thought I’d treat them to a glamorous trip 👀

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Izzy @izzyplurm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Jesus Christ Nick. Please stop him growing, I know he’s actually 4 years old 😩