iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I hope when I'm gone my friends remember me for always having the right song for the vibe 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If you're feeling sorry for yourself you can try to guilt trip me all you want but I won't RSVP to that pity party 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Be the reason someone has to invent a new category of greeting card 110
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 01/05/2026They're a 10 but they use their phone's flashlight to find a seat after the previews started 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 01/05/2026They're a 10 but they don't stay for the end credits 010
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I was asked today by an elementary school teacher "how many hours do you think I can leave a gallon of milk in a car" 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Penn Station fry portions are the fast food equivalent of women's sizes 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Unfortunately today has been all Ozzy no Sabbath 010
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 08/02/2026Yes I am fluent in Cishet Man (know all the Guy Ritchie references) 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Do you ever think about how someone had to be in charge of the animatronics of the sexy ladygremlin's lips in Gremlins 2 011
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Beck's 'Loser' is the Millennial 'We Didn't Start the Fire' 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 01/09/2025The people that say they "listen to all kinds of music" know damn well they don't listen to ska or disco 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Touching grass is not enough we need to convert all lawns into meadows 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 16/04/2025help I watched a 2hr video essay on The Thing and now I think I'm a the thing 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 21/03/2025Why do I only get cravings for arbys at 2:45am 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I am too simple to have feelings this complicated 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 27/02/2025"your body is a temple" I assure you it is a jalopy 000
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Reposted by iworeblackrosestalia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 29/01/2025you ever been such a nazi they rename the hitler salute after you 542258
Reposted by iworeblackrosesJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Suddenly, out of nowhere, a declassified World War II-era CIA guide to sabotaging fascism in the workplace has become one of the most popular free ebooks on the internet: www.404media.co/declassified...404media.coDeclassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly ViralThe World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership. 12066669727303
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iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 15/12/2024One dog named Mushroom played Barney in Gremlins. 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Just took my leftover pizza out of the toaster oven and the timer went off after I did so. I am the daughter of the witches you couldn't burn. 000
iworeblackroses @iworeblackroses.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Would a depressed person eat cereal for two meals on thanksgiving?? 020
