Reposted by Kyle JenOmari Sankofa II @omarisankofa.bsky.social · 5hJamo's like a shooter who's better with a hand in his face 1141
Reposted by Kyle JenKyle @probablykj.bsky.social · 5hCan squint here for some optimism - MSU’s peer list on this chart is better than many would assume - Each loss has come against teams in the top right quadrant here, so maybe it’s not as bad as it feels (this is opponent adjusted so it shouldn’t be MSU boosting them) 122
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dark times in the State of Michigan, with both major college football programs at 2-3. 010
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 03/10/2026MSU FIRST HALF ANALYSIS: I think we should call these uniforms the “Double Stuffs.” 161
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I am now “calling my favorite sports team’s stadium by its previous corporate sponsor name is an active of rebellion” years old. 140
Reposted by Kyle JenMatt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 20/09/2026This one's for all the style guide + headline nerds ... ... ... OXFORD KARMA 721441
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Imagine the call if a second MSU player hits the QB there 000
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026First quarter MSU football grades: Run defense: A- All other aspects of the sport: F 020
Reposted by Kyle JenMatt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026back cover of a Stephen King novel 666854
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026For the record, I am: Pro-storming the field Anti-officiating outside a single time-space continuum 020
Reposted by Kyle Jenfunctional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026michigan fans will be like “i don’t know why everyone is so mad, this is exactly like that thing that happened a quarter of a century ago that i still remember because it made me so mad” 3486
Reposted by Kyle JenKyle @probablykj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is going to age like the Galarraga perfect game where it is going to be remembered more for Western being screwed than it would have for Western just winning it normally 132
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Western should treat this like a win. Print the shirts. Have the parade. Take whatever fines anyone wants to hand you. You can build a program identity around this. And you deserve it all! 030
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Western should print t-shirts with “12-7” and “0:00” on them. 0131
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The University of Michigan football team just lost to 12 points scored by someone named “Dieter.” 000
Reposted by Kyle JenDavid Gillaspie @dgill5581.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Edwards hasn’t looked the same since he showed his entire ass on live national television 011
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Pat Fitzgerald wiping his sweaty forehead vertically dot gif 020
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 05/09/2026static.klipy.comRob Schneider in Waterboy: We Suck Again!ALT: Rob Schneider in Waterboy: We Suck Again! 051
Reposted by Kyle JenMoban @mcmathketball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026someone's gotta teach Milivojevic how to slide and not tear an ACL 021
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Scott Harris is going to “thread the needle” because of course he is 000
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’m sure we won’t regret Dingler not getting an at bat there cuz it’s really important Colt Keith be in the three hole for his two at bats 020
Reposted by Kyle JenBill Connelly @espnbillc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I don't appreciate them getting the Muppets involved and preventing me from hating this thing as much as I want to. 517113
Reposted by Kyle JenJenna Tonelli @jennatonelli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Maybe the real World Cup was the hydration breaks we had along the way. 124465
Reposted by Kyle JenJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Most people don't know that the Falkland Islands are named after Peter Falk. They really love Columbo there. 1528724
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This has to be the closest a human can feel to being Superman. 000
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 06/07/2026We have been robbed of the opportunity to yell WOO SUK GO at Comerica Park. We demand additional reporting on this, @cmccosky.bsky.social. 010
Reposted by Kyle JenMicah @rincewind.run · 05/07/2026"birthright citizenship is destroying this nation and everyone who benefited from it should be denaturalized and deported except this one guy, temporarily, for sports reasons" about sums up this administration 132501421
Reposted by Kyle JenBill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Donald Trump and Taylor Swift BOTH upstaged by Cape Verde. 1079178
Reposted by Kyle JenBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026tonight Bosnian's head coach, who has never coached prior to this gig and was a professional poker player for ten years after his professional career ended, got a yellow card for holding the ball hostage on the sideline while wearing a double-breasted spinnaker suit 321335119
Reposted by Kyle JenRyan Nagelhout @nagelhout.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I'm the one in the bar starting the 'birthright citizenship' chant 526853
Reposted by Kyle JenTim Hirschel-Burns @timhirschelburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2026The three players in this photo: 1. Nigerian heritage, grew up in England, and is only a citizen thanks to birthright citizenship. 2. Born + raised in Holland, has a dad who immigrated to the US from Suriname. 3. Said he wanted to “make people who look like me proud” while playing on Juneteenth 11373241903
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Love to pinch hit for my one of my only four reliable hitters in the 4th inning with a guy batting under .150. #FreeCarp 000
Kyle Jen @iwaskj.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Silver lining of becoming a banana republic: we’re good at soccer now! 011
Reposted by Kyle JenMoban @mcmathketball.bsky.social · 18/05/2026If humans had 9 fingers on each hand then we'd probably have a base-18 number system and then the Pistons would only be down single-digits at halftime which wouldn't be so bad 031
